Mikey Way [Tweets]

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Mikey Way's Twitter

http://twitter.com/mikeyway

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# The count from sesame, count duckula and bunnicula were way ahead of their time apparentlyabout 2 hours ago from twidroid
# undersea unexplained sponge vibrationabout 2 hours ago from twidroid
# @Gofackadawg the count from sesame street is still ok thoughabout 3 hours ago from twidroid
# Today would have been a prime day to reissue ecto cooler, just sayin..about 5 hours ago from twidroid
# @trohman hahaha fishbowl of the dead.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to trohman
# @JoelMadden im free as a bird, lets hang out!about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to JoelMadden
# "fill in the blank"- of the dead http://twitpic.com/7kormabout 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
# @misskittyf issue 600 of spidey = RETCONabout 13 hours ago from twidroid
# @EvilLittleClown bucky barnes.....FTW?about 13 hours ago from twidroid
# Steve Rogers is coming back!........(crickets)about 13 hours ago from twidroid
# @Gofackadawg the stay puft pig-mallow womanabout 13 hours ago from twidroid
# Hell froze over, the ghostbusters game is in my possession...FTWabout 14 hours ago from twidroid
# sexual harassment. http://twitpic.com/7j50e1:17 AM Jun 16th from TweetDeck
# bubblegum flavored soda ,85 percent chance that it was gross http://twitpic.com/7j4ra1:11 AM Jun 16th from TweetDeck
# Great Words of the English Language: ruck⋅us[ruhk-uhs]–noun 1.a noisy commotion; fracas; rumpus: "The losers are sure to raise a ruckus."11:20 PM Jun 15th from web
# @EvilLittleClown me three! we all pre-ordered so we can save ourselves the unwanted lecture from people working at the game store tomorrow5:12 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown
# http://bit.ly/Sjlgu can't wait for this to come out tomorrow! look at these smokin graphics!!!!!!!!!4:39 PM Jun 15th from web
# @chantalclaret We've got our scrabble A-game ready. We need to find Gi Joe Monopoly STAT4:36 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to chantalclaret
# Piglet instruction manual http://short.to/fqra8:49 PM Jun 14th from twidroid
# @Franklero pretty sure Rizzo made those, and those weren't chocolate chips8:38 PM Jun 14th from web in reply to Franklero
# @FUCKCITY trevolta and denzel....same screen?! hahah5:02 AM Jun 15th from TweetDeck in reply to FUCKCITY

# @Gofackadawg "I wanna be a Pigggggletttt-treeeeeee, .... i wanna be a big heartbreaker"11:00 PM Jun 14th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# @chantalclaret hahaha "Almost SNL"11:25 AM Jun 14th from web in reply to chantalclaret

# @indecisean absolutely! you take a sip to decide if you like it or not, but at that point your already in too deep9:19 AM Jun 14th from web in reply to indecisean

# Piglet fucking loves Iron Maiden. She's moshing, i shit you not!8:55 AM Jun 14th from TweetDeck

# Fountain Diet Coke: It's a crap-shoot! Its gonna suck half the time7:43 AM Jun 14th from twidroid

# RT @brandyway @mikeyway Have you ever seen the MAD TV parody of you guys? http://bit.ly/8Kj9F5:42 AM Jun 14th from web

# MWSOTD: http://bit.ly/D5Xq05:39 AM Jun 14th from TweetDeck

# better yet.....#fuckmath4:17 AM Jun 14th from web

# @sckit you are correct! #mymathsucks4:15 AM Jun 14th from web in reply to sckit

# Excalibur is a senior citizen. She was born in 1965 and she loves the Lifetime network like whoa4:11 AM Jun 14th from web

# Excali-BUUUUUHHHHHHR! http://short.to/fm7v4:03 AM Jun 14th from twidroid

# @TravisReilly TEEEEE rizzle!7:34 PM Jun 13th from web in reply to TravisReilly

# for clarification, that was me retweeting a message someone sent to me. I AM NOT MIKEYWAY ON FACEBOOK thank you mgmt6:42 AM Jun 13th from TweetDeck

# RT @LITTLEWINDMILL: I GOT THE USERNAME MIKEYWAY ON FACEBOOK. HAHAHAHAHAHA. @mikeyway6:39 AM Jun 13th from TweetDeck

# RT @spiteface: i got WilliamZabka as a facebook username. now if johnny from the karate kid wants his name back he's gotta talk to me6:24 AM Jun 13th from TweetDeck

# RT @aliciaway: Piglet is equal to, or greater than, a walrus. I made her paper tusks. http://short.to/fie75:53 AM Jun 13th from TweetDeck

# the reason guitar based video games were invented http://bit.ly/Y3FGf10:06 AM Jun 12th from TweetDeck

# @deathoftheparty hahahah yea, i was constantly like "is this still real funny or did i just become lame". unreal10:04 AM Jun 12th from TweetDeck in reply to deathoftheparty

# this movie is fuckin great http://bit.ly/wi8TL9:53 AM Jun 12th from TweetDeck

# you'll never dance in this town again http://bit.ly/jbFdk9:49 AM Jun 12th from TweetDeck

# @koreantomcruise i think we committed a hate crime on our bodies. ugggggggggggggg8:40 AM Jun 12th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# @chantalclaret when's the first game night??6:16 AM Jun 12th from twidroid in reply to chantalclaret

# Day 1 of tracking .....wow........just wow6:14 AM Jun 12th from twidroid

# @joinedformcr I feel weird about self promoting things like that, BUT thanks to everyone who got me in the twitterverse hall of fame hah ...5:48 AM Jun 11th from twidroid in reply to joinedformcr

# @JoelMadden let's get physical, physicaaaaaallllllllll....I wanna get physicaaaaaal5:28 AM Jun 11th from twidroid in reply to JoelMadden

# Chief Om Nom Nom is my co-pilot http://short.to/f3wk2:05 AM Jun 11th from twidroid

# @ChaunceyCC i live vicariously thru your beverage hijinx. Your my substitute liver. You can't say no to JBJ!1:32 AM Jun 11th from TweetDeck in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC hahahahah it was always the "taking the edge off" olympics! bottle of hypno to the face1:17 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @IanGonzales hahahha do it, M is clueless. They'll probably make a movie out of it1:14 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to IanGonzales

# @themisse only thing the Matrix taught me was to not watch the two sequals and never watch anything with Keanu in it.....except Bill and Ted1:13 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to themisse

# @IanGonzales yea, such bullshit. Capn Britain was amazing. They don't know what the fuck they are doing...ever1:07 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to IanGonzales

# @themisse theres that sugar daddy you never knew you wanted. go for it! things are supposed to improve with age1:05 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to themisse

# @ChaunceyCC @jayreason we played that show sen!!!! tbs/fata/RECO/MCR....takeover tour12:58 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# everyone make sure to keep frodo away from cheesecake factory http://twitpic.com/72nf512:06 AM Jun 11th from TweetDeck

# @ChaunceyCC http://bit.ly/P8hHI11:40 PM Jun 10th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC chicken tetrizini???11:29 PM Jun 10th from TweetDeck in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @deathoftheparty @jayreason one or two of my early signees to RSR would up getting fuckin huge5:12 AM Jun 10th from twidroid in reply to deathoftheparty

# theres a world record for absolutely everything http://bit.ly/kHO5f (via @jayreason)2:53 AM Jun 10th from TweetDeck

# Is fred savage on twitter yet??1:47 AM Jun 10th from twidroid

# Wow, sorry about that mcnugget tangent last night. I was crazed!1:29 AM Jun 10th from twidroid

# @markhoppus eff that, its your god given right to do whatever you want with your own boogers. Our forefathers fought for that or something1:05 AM Jun 10th from twidroid in reply to markhoppus

# @indecisean im buying this asap. Need a tad more GLOB though...11:52 PM Jun 9th from web in reply to indecisean

# @rickyftw wow, comeback of the century11:48 PM Jun 9th from web in reply to rickyftw

# This dude claims Mcnuggets were the cause of his killing spree http://bit.ly/aOd7h9:22 AM Jun 9th from TweetDeck

# @chantalclaret hahah don't spit in the wind or step on superman's cape either9:02 AM Jun 9th from twidroid in reply to chantalclaret

# And if I remember correctly, they were shaped like a boot. And they were real fuckin gross #repressedchildhoodmemories7:56 AM Jun 9th from twidroid

# Remember those weird "dark meat" mcnuggets that McDonalds used to sneak in? Wtf was that all about7:49 AM Jun 9th from twidroid

# http://twitpic.com/6ycbh this is potentially true, i used to drink an awful lot back in the day and i lost some years5:46 AM Jun 9th from TweetDeck

# @MSI when is the maiden voyage of gamenight?!?5:31 AM Jun 9th from TweetDeck in reply to MSI

# @koreantomcruise Jag Rag: The Series starring Jan Michael Vincent2:41 AM Jun 9th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# @raytoro 's guitars are carved from the bones of ancient minstrels and dipped into angel tears3:33 AM Jun 8th from TweetDeck

# Hangover review: Male genitalia is now funny in the main-stream, we live in the future! B+3:32 AM Jun 8th from TweetDeck

# @franklero 's guitars are forged from the wood of the santa maria, and tempered in Mt Doom3:17 AM Jun 8th from twidroid

# Sorry, complained about the battery life on my cell phone #typical2:40 AM Jun 8th from twidroid

# Does the g1 android count as a "mobile phone" if it's plugged in most of the day? P-O-S1:38 AM Jun 8th from twidroid

# @MSI he should have moved on to Big John Studd11:08 AM Jun 7th from TweetDeck in reply to MSI

# that's what im talkin about http://twitpic.com/6tg9o10:07 AM Jun 7th from TweetDeck

# @ChristopherDXS the latest victim of the pocket unfollow. We were two ships passing in the night there for a second10:05 AM Jun 7th from TweetDeck in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @markhoppus right on! always a pleasure. Lets go cause trouble, for sure. with or without storm trooper gear9:16 AM Jun 7th from web in reply to markhoppus

# @petewentz i back that idea 100 percent. Me and @koreantomcruise can channel "Bosom Buddies". Hes the responsible one, so he gets to be T-H9:10 AM Jun 7th from web

# @redpatterndress "that's what magic smells like!" mystery of the universe #7621 SOLVED12:52 AM Jun 7th from web in reply to redpatterndress

# @EvilLittleClown and it wouldn't be that hard, seeing as the flavor lasts 20 seconds tops12:49 AM Jun 7th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @petewentz you gotta drink for the both of us now that I don't. Han solo took it like a champion!12:38 AM Jun 7th from twidroid in reply to petewentz

# @symphnysldr fuck yea! Good hangage for sure. We shall shred soon12:32 AM Jun 7th from twidroid in reply to symphnysldr

# @JoelMadden it is our "density". we can buy a ton and freeze em!2:06 AM Jun 6th from twidroid in reply to JoelMadden

# @JoelMadden road trip! Or yea, we can overnight them shits, its totally worth it1:54 AM Jun 6th from twidroid in reply to JoelMadden

# Some dude/dudette is rocking a haggard sun-bleached Barney costume on hollywood/highland.Barney never worse a stained LA shirt either1:52 AM Jun 6th from twidroid

# @JoelMadden http://twitpic.com/6p46p donut of the century, we need to make this a reality11:49 PM Jun 5th from TweetDeck in reply to JoelMadden

# go to your local diner, and ask questions all day until they call the cops http://twitpic.com/6p0e511:10 PM Jun 5th from TweetDeck

# @BloodzillaBilly did it look like Double Dragon at krispy cream? whenever someone says free, people lose it11:03 PM Jun 5th from web in reply to BloodzillaBilly

# @petewentz http://bit.ly/BEs8L happy birthday s-l-d! The roarin' 30s have arrived10:42 PM Jun 5th from TweetDeck

# @i4N I absolutely suck at FPS-ers7:29 AM Jun 5th from twidroid in reply to i4N

# Batman and Robin #1 by our good buddies Grant and Frank came out yesterday. I urge everyone to go grab one because its fuckin great12:33 AM Jun 5th from twidroid

# Four.....four dollar......four dollar footlong. Quiznos escalates sandwhich warfare further. Your move s-way12:02 AM Jun 5th from twidroid

# @KarriXLin thats how we do1:19 AM Jun 4th from web in reply to KarriXLin

# http://twitpic.com/6kb071:17 AM Jun 4th from TweetDeck

# practice cam- "dry erase edition"...www.mychemicalromance.com12:33 AM Jun 4th from TweetDeck

# <----buying into Junegloom hype machine. It really sucks outside10:23 PM Jun 3rd from twidroid

# @EvilLittleClown Yeeeeeesh! "it's not so good al" ...and that jacket is way too small for him9:26 PM Jun 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @Gofackadawg piglet tree, with the facial flub, in the rock room4:12 AM Jun 3rd from twidroid in reply to Gofackadawg

# RT @chantalclaret btw, this is still my favorite video http://bit.ly/5C3aB3:14 AM Jun 3rd from web

# http://www.justin.tv/g4tv_w... foiled again!2:52 AM Jun 3rd from TweetDeck

# our buddies -Rancid just put out some amazing new tunes today as well! go support artists you love or CDs shall go the way of the mammoth2:36 AM Jun 3rd from TweetDeck

# @Gofackadawg i have dibs on Prof Plum!!!!2:34 AM Jun 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to Gofackadawg

# @ChaunceyCC hahahahahha meal of chaos2:29 AM Jun 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to ChaunceyCC

# wow, completely forgot about this. "Memmmmmmmoriiiiieeees " http://bit.ly/19aSO52:19 AM Jun 3rd from TweetDeck

# How's the Sims III?1:16 AM Jun 3rd from web

# @ThisIsTheDuke #fuckbillymitchell #fuckbriankuh1:12 AM Jun 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to ThisIsTheDuke

# @msi happy birthday Paulie12:55 AM Jun 3rd from twidroid

# @gofackadawg you were victim of pocket unfollow. I wondered where you ran off to12:26 AM Jun 3rd from twidroid

# @chantalclaret now we are friends in the twitterverse! Is jimmy on this shit yet?12:19 AM Jun 3rd from twidroid in reply to chantalclaret

# @brandyway don't worry! we got round 2 of twitterverse on lock10:38 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to brandyway

# @ultragrrrl must be all that "time travel"10:35 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to ultragrrrl

# @karenplusone that was "uncle of the year"10:26 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to karenplusone

# @mynameisjonah oh man! tell him to put that calculator away and bring back "THE RING"10:21 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to mynameisjonah

# i had two uncles growing up. One of them ruled alot, the other was a p-o-s....here goes nothin!10:20 PM Jun 2nd from web

# @jasondebiak I loved his cameo in red sonja!11:14 AM Jun 2nd from web in reply to jasondebiak

# @Jacket_Slut I'm omnipresent9:09 AM Jun 2nd from web in reply to Jacket_Slut

# @bewarethefish you have a valid point. MWSOTD shall rise again9:08 AM Jun 2nd from web in reply to bewarethefish

# When in doubt? "Put sleeves on it "9:00 AM Jun 2nd from web

# Denzel and trevolta?on the same screen?!8:58 AM Jun 2nd from web

# @Jayreason that dude absolutely has "the power", no questions asked5:21 AM Jun 2nd from web in reply to Jayreason

# They make a towel version of the snuggie now,...level up1:35 AM Jun 2nd from web

# @angiegogo fruit brute is a force of nature12:02 AM Jun 2nd from web in reply to angiegogo

# @EvilLittleClown i kinda love that dudes art style. thanks for the link duder11:11 PM Jun 1st from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @jasondebiak bigger, stronger, faster was incredible(its on netflix). It's about performance enhancing drugs and three brothers11:09 PM Jun 1st from web in reply to jasondebiak

# @indecisean see? all they have to do is put us in charge. Thats television gold right there10:53 PM Jun 1st from web in reply to indecisean

# @jayreason i take that last part back. Of course they have to kill that, it's a killing machine10:53 PM Jun 1st from web

# @Jayreason hahahahah a giant grifter pig just eating whatever can't run away. Why the fuck did they have to kill it10:52 PM Jun 1st from web in reply to Jayreason

# @indecisean they need to do a relaunch with Carl Weathers...if you know what i mean10:46 PM Jun 1st from web in reply to indecisean

# Sorry, posted the wrong pic,..this shit looks weird http://twitpic.com/6dym47:15 AM Jun 1st from web

# @Joshmadden so that's what he looks like underneath that hawaiian shirt!!! bahahahahha5:29 AM Jun 1st from web in reply to Joshmadden

# I'm gonna try out for "red peg 4" in the Battleship movie11:26 PM May 31st from web

# @mattg00d come to la dude11:10 PM May 31st from web in reply to mattg00d

# @spiteface get home safe homes9:48 PM May 31st from web in reply to spiteface

# @Gofackadawg ridonkulous9:25 AM May 31st from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# @indecisean we would need to reunite onyx!1:41 AM May 31st from web in reply to indecisean

# @Franklero we need a sequel to Judgement Night already1:03 AM May 31st from web in reply to Franklero

# @Jayreason http://bit.ly/Vc3bj12:21 AM May 31st from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

# @brandyway you guys are killing it, im beating Wolverine!9:10 PM May 30th from TweetDeck in reply to brandyway

# Poor Jose Canseco, http://bit.ly/XNCx49:06 PM May 30th from TweetDeck

# @MikeyWay4MTU09 intense! you guys are too good to me8:44 PM May 30th from TweetDeck in reply to MikeyWay4MTU09

# RT @brandonsaller: http://twitpic.com/69v8t - im in an art show tonight. you should come8:43 PM May 30th from TweetDeck

# @koreantomcruise how about the episode when the dude rolled in sans clothes with a bag a mcdonalds!?9:55 AM May 30th from TweetDeck in reply to koreantomcruise

# @koreantomcruise hahaha i saw that episode! We will all mourn the loss of TCAP9:51 AM May 30th from web

# @JonRivera happy birthday jon! We will celebrate when you get out here. Piglet can pop out of a cake3:00 AM May 30th from twidroid in reply to JonRivera

# RT @levarburton Congrats to my friends Gerard and Lindsey who are first time parents as of 2:57pm PST. Welcome Bandit Lee Way...! You ar ...2:49 AM May 28th from twidroid

# @neeea there's a mr twitter universe? Hahaha2:29 AM May 28th from twidroid in reply to neeea

# @deathoftheparty hahahah this tripped me up too. When the steam stops shooting from his face, stomach punch and it knocks him down11:02 PM May 27th from twidroid in reply to deathoftheparty

# @jimlee00 if they lose, get someplace safe! adios mio10:05 PM May 27th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @Jayreason see how fuckin edgy Tiny Toons was? So ahead of it's time, that shit would totally fly on TV now and would be huge9:52 PM May 27th from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

# @trohman https://www.youtube.com/watc...9:34 PM May 27th from TweetDeck in reply to trohman

# @Joshmadden holy smokes! "the man who ate val kilmer!"8:58 PM May 27th from web in reply to Joshmadden

# @ChristopherDXS I agree! It needs to happen already. It needs its own # too10:38 AM May 27th from twidroid in reply to ChristopherDXS

# watching the Doors movie, Val Kilmer would also be kick-ass at fronting the misfits. they should get on it10:12 AM May 27th from web

# @iheartmissy you've got to...that's one of my all time fav pics of you, as there are many9:31 AM May 27th from twidroid in reply to iheartmissy

# RT @iheartmissy: MCR announcement tomorrow AM when I get into the office, around 10. Check the site.8:44 AM May 27th from TwitterFon

# @chaunceycc that last tweet was supposed to be @ you but this iPod touch is weird8:37 AM May 27th from TwitterFon

# @mikeyway you wake up in a hospital room. The fury of the cheddar burns deep. No one sees the wounds except us8:36 AM May 27th from TwitterFon in reply to mikeyway

# @ultragrrrl I'll never forget when you sent me that plug in baby demo like a decade ago, I was like "fuck". We are old :(8:31 AM May 27th from TwitterFon in reply to ultragrrrl

# @trohman hahah that sounds like a no fear bumper sticker7:11 AM May 27th from TwitterFon in reply to trohman

# Someone ditched these books next to a coke machine in front of a supermarket. That's bleak shit http://short.to/btrk5:09 AM May 27th from twidroid

# @franklero what would be the official crash test rating of a Nerf car?4:54 AM May 27th from twidroid

# @ChaunceyCC like you have been savagely clawed while in dreamstate3:33 AM May 27th from TwitterFon

# @ChaunceyCC how about a white shirt with a cheddy claw printed on it? Let's make it a reality3:31 AM May 27th from TwitterFon in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @adindamcrmy masking tape!3:25 AM May 27th from TwitterFon in reply to adindamcrmy

# @JoelMadden absolutely! Let's do it. I'll text you my schedule3:22 AM May 27th from TwitterFon in reply to JoelMadden

# Diet Dr. Pepper is pepsi throwback on an undercover mission. Double agent1:22 AM May 27th from TwitterFon

# Rice Krispies is shilling a red star trek crew shirt mail away offer. they are tricking you, don't fall for it! You'll never make it back11:11 PM May 26th from twidroid

# RT @JonRivera: @mikeyway Help me write my next childrens book: "Ha Ah Ah Ah Ah - The Storrissey of Morrissey"8:35 PM May 26th from TwitterFon

# @Joshmadden french bulldog gang, switchblade combs9:28 AM May 26th from web in reply to Joshmadden

# @ChaunceyCC "hows everyone up there in the baaaaaaay-ack"9:28 AM May 26th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @themisse Gary Gyax RIP9:20 AM May 26th from web in reply to themisse

# @petewentz game of the decade. Most of the old patterns work , it's just a little bit harder now9:14 AM May 26th from TweetDeck in reply to petewentz

# @philgorgeous she's a visionary, what can I say hahaahahah8:26 AM May 26th from twidroid in reply to philgorgeous

# @Jayreason ill get one for you when I'm out in japan in august. It's pretty next-level8:26 AM May 26th from twidroid in reply to Jayreason

# Donna Way is probably real amped RT @brandyway @mikeyway You and Gerard are on FUSE... You guys are the #4 best siblings in music haha.8:21 AM May 26th from twidroid

# @themisse SENGIR VAMPIRE FTW?8:15 AM May 26th from twidroid in reply to themisse

# @themisse my most annoying decks were blue/black. I'm not allowed to play anything without black in it, its in my contract with wizards8:11 AM May 26th from twidroid in reply to themisse

# @themisse red/black8:08 AM May 26th from twidroid in reply to themisse

# @petewentz my favorite nintendo game this decade. We will get some gin n juice blunt wraps and beat it11:29 PM May 25th from twidroid in reply to petewentz

# @deathoftheparty We got up to Sandman, but since then Gee has gotten to the title defense mode where you fight the dudes a second time.10:53 PM May 25th from TweetDeck in reply to deathoftheparty

# @ChaunceyCC hahahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!!!! i saw paul stanley at a mexican restaurant yesterday9:47 PM May 25th from TweetDeck in reply to ChaunceyCC

# RT @Jayreason: Curious about: "Horror Story Printed On Toilet Paper In Japan" ( http://tinyurl.com/qxw5ra )9:44 PM May 25th from TweetDeck

# @Joshmadden jan michael vincent knocked van damme out in one punch! Airwolf FTW!9:41 PM May 25th from TweetDeck in reply to Joshmadden

# @indecisean MARTY! we need to get back....to the future5:06 AM May 25th from web in reply to indecisean

# @EvilLittleClown i like that! Throw Mamma From The Train with a twist5:56 AM May 24th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @angiegogo contemplating e3. I might go and check out the donkeykong Champ attempt from the WIEBE. theres a dude that needs twitter5:54 AM May 24th from TweetDeck in reply to angiegogo

# @FSEANCC Sleepless in Connecticut : you opposite goldie hawn5:46 AM May 24th from web in reply to FSEANCC

# @brandonsaller HADOOOOOOOOKEN5:44 AM May 24th from web

# @BloodzillaBilly It's been too long man, hope your doing fan-fuckin-tastic5:43 AM May 24th from web in reply to BloodzillaBilly

# @angiegogo yea, that shit was starting to get like Chinese Democracy as well. What's up with everyone being allergic to getting paid?5:40 AM May 24th from web in reply to angiegogo

# @deathoftheparty you need that game in your life immediately. Me and gee had a marathon last night, and got to Mr Sandman5:23 AM May 24th from web in reply to deathoftheparty

# @petewentz hahaha Fruite Brute only smokes cloves, we bow to no other cigarette5:21 AM May 24th from web in reply to petewentz

# @StephenLooker YOOOOOOOO10:53 PM May 23rd from web in reply to StephenLooker

# @Joke2far Pet Cemetary! Stephen King!10:46 PM May 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Joke2far

# @Jayreason hahahahahh uwe boll has to be attatched to this project somehow10:45 PM May 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

# @indecisean hahahah x-tremely viral8:40 PM May 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to indecisean

# Susan is trying to twitter... http://twitpic.com/5s8598:37 PM May 23rd from TweetDeck

# what the fuck is a medicore? sounds like a dungeons and dragons monster. Seymore Spellswrong8:27 PM May 23rd from web

# RT @theshivers@mikeyway http://isitchristmas.com/ 1 in 365 chance. even worse odds.8:26 PM May 23rd from web

# http://isitsaturday.net/ 1 in 7 chance/daily...medicore odds8:16 PM May 23rd from TweetDeck

# soda popinski is my co-pilot http://twitpic.com/5s5cu8:07 PM May 23rd from TweetDeck

# Smoking a clove for no good reason. It feels like someone opened a goth club in my mouth.3:40 AM May 23rd from twidroid

# @koreantomcruise hahaha "you have a law blog?!"8:33 AM May 22nd from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# @ChaunceyCC that's the new rat pack! Oceans 327:22 AM May 22nd from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# Steve holt!!7:06 AM May 22nd from twidroid

# @bigwormy hahahah. It's definately the butt-hurt olympics nowadays. You can only be partially candid on here, for fear of retribution2:30 AM May 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to bigwormy

# our music videos are once again on mychemicalromance.com. ch-ch-check it out2:29 AM May 22nd from TweetDeck

# @ThisIsTheDuke hahhahahhahaha i always thought something similar, i can't get too specific without people getting butthurt though1:54 AM May 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to ThisIsTheDuke

# bahhahhahhahahhahahah http://twitpic.com/5npfq1:52 AM May 22nd from TweetDeck

# #June2TBSNewAgain..........TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS....pun or no pun intended, works either way12:02 AM May 22nd from web

# @themisse house of leaves?11:29 PM May 21st from web in reply to themisse

# RT@spitefacehttp://www.taoofsam.com/pos... @koreantomcruise11:12 PM May 21st from web

# @spiteface NEED + WANT = OWN11:07 PM May 21st from web in reply to spiteface

# @johnnyboyuk i am rather jealous!11:04 PM May 21st from web in reply to johnnyboyuk

# @Joshmadden blast from the past! im staying up real late on a school night to watch 120 minutes...god i hated highschool11:02 PM May 21st from web in reply to Joshmadden

# Rabbit season?......duck season.....rabbit season? Duck season9:27 AM May 21st from twidroid

# Overheard a dude at a store asking the clerk for Mega Shark Vs octo...sweeping the nation!......not really at all, no4:59 AM May 21st from twidroid

# Ill start watching idol when Phil from Pantera becomes a judge3:06 AM May 21st from twidroid

# @jimlee00 James Tiberius Lee Esquire1:36 AM May 21st from web in reply to jimlee00

# @bigwormy are you back on the WoW yet wormzer?1:15 AM May 21st from web in reply to bigwormy

# @bigwormy hahahhahahahahahah ZING1:12 AM May 21st from web in reply to bigwormy

# MW SOTD: my new alarm clock http://bit.ly/PDC0Y1:05 AM May 21st from TweetDeck

# did gee's stunt double win american idol?1:00 AM May 21st from web

# RT @FSEANCC Buzzworthy: MTVDOTCOM http://bit.ly/eVT0Y7:37 AM May 20th from twidroid

# @rickyftw people are afraid to talk about shit like that on public forums because of religion1:53 AM May 20th from twidroid in reply to rickyftw

# leave it to tsa to discover new and exciting ways to take away our rights http://bit.ly/4j9j9d12:55 AM May 20th from TweetDeck

# @xryanrussellx pinkberry = glory12:23 AM May 20th from web in reply to xryanrussellx

# time to get pumped ...cougars+shoulder pads http://twitpic.com/5iarm9:59 PM May 19th from TweetDeck

# @IanGonzales it's immoral for him to be at a place of business in that condition. I would complain dude9:31 PM May 19th from TweetDeck in reply to IanGonzales

# @i4N hahaha, as long as shes teamed up with USA networks "Renegade", the world is safe9:27 PM May 19th from TweetDeck in reply to i4N

# Kenny Powers just broke character on twitter. There that went9:25 PM May 19th from TweetDeck

# @IanGonzales would come in handy if you were 8 years old. Thats a free week off of school !9:22 PM May 19th from TweetDeck in reply to IanGonzales

# Vegas says Mega Shark is the fav . http://twitpic.com/5i6qd9:20 PM May 19th from TweetDeck

# RT @ChaunceyCC Get CAGE'S "I Never Knew You" E.P. For FREE, Now at http://bit.ly/HUXNl FREE! FREE! FREE! Spread the Word.12:14 AM May 19th from twidroid

# Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee12:06 AM May 19th from twidroid

# @JonRivera the Stan Bush comeback that NO ONE saw coming. He plays botcon every single year10:30 PM May 18th from TweetDeck in reply to JonRivera

# Star Trek review: Dear Star Trek, sorry for calling you a wuss for 28 years. regards, A+10:28 AM May 18th from TweetDeck

# Angels&Demons review: Tom Hanks figures some shit out, then finds a bunch of secret shit. Robert Langdon is a money locomotive. C+10:21 AM May 18th from twidroid

# @themisse there's also a Titanic ice cube tray. Tragedy is apparently refreshing too9:08 AM May 18th from twidroid in reply to themisse

# @themisse I got the space invaders ice cube tray, and its pretty great8:58 AM May 18th from twidroid in reply to themisse

# Clarification: the bomb threat was yesterday, not today. I was just lamenting2:08 AM May 18th from twidroid

# Why would someone possibly call in a bomb scare to target/bestbuy on la brea. Pissed off at savings2:00 AM May 18th from twidroid

# @Peekabooby I watched it last week. Its completely horrendous, but entertaining. "Deborah Gibson".....yup1:57 AM May 18th from twidroid in reply to Peekabooby

# @Gabagool hahaha I think I recall us seriously discussing becoming narcs when we were wasted once6:00 AM May 17th from twidroid in reply to Gabagool

# @bigwormy we could be like tango and cash. We both show up to a random high school for our "first day" asking "wheres the weed at?!"4:02 AM May 17th from web in reply to bigwormy

# If i was never in a band, I'm guessing iIwould have been the ultimate narc. Ive looked like im 17 for the past decade and change3:55 AM May 17th from TweetDeck

# @EvilLittleClown haha, those big flashlight ones were BEAT. Wasn't sure if they were real or part of some fucked up repressed memory1:22 AM May 17th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @EvilLittleClown thank god they sell toy lightsabers now. Me and g went at dueled with shovels and imagination and it always ended bad1:05 AM May 17th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @jdespirito whoa, i got thrown off by your username. No cockdiesel!?!?1:03 AM May 17th from web in reply to jdespirito

# All this Trek business is making me feel like i'm cheating on a girlfriend. STAR WARS FTW! Han shot first! He's no good to me dead!12:29 AM May 17th from web

# http://twitpic.com/5bgm6 thank you cthulu's crotch, this shirt rips12:06 AM May 17th from TweetDeck

# @JonRivera http://bit.ly/B8rIr7:54 AM May 16th from TweetDeck in reply to JonRivera

# @xryanrussellx absolutely!!!! we need maximum hangage7:10 AM May 16th from web in reply to xryanrussellx

# @tbsnewagain you dudes should each get twitters to elevate the hijinx levels6:30 AM May 16th from twidroid in reply to tbsnewagain

# RT @brndf @mikeyway you're nerd, hope it's clear in your head cause tweeting all the time seems loser enough even to me.3:09 AM May 16th from twidroid

# Hey kids! Beheadings are delicious http://short.to/9ovo2:58 AM May 16th from twidroid

# Just proved Maury and geraldo wrong. I've been listening to judas priest for days and I'm still here12:20 AM May 16th from twidroid

# Has anyone seen this? is it life-changing? http://twitpic.com/58scx12:02 AM May 16th from TweetDeck

# The new Eminem is brutal. Who would have known he would be even crazier sober11:22 PM May 15th from web

# @ChaunceyCC yoooo, send me your address via text or something. We got a present for you3:37 AM May 15th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# At the warner offices, you guys are fuckin incredible. Thank you for the amazing shit! Thank you to heather & erica for the sweet trek shirt3:34 AM May 15th from twidroid

# RT @musicobsessed6 @mikeyway MCR chroncicals just started on fuse if you want to alert everyone12:11 AM May 15th from twidroid

# @jayreason Punch Out for the wii is kinda like chinese democracy! They better not fuck this one up6:13 AM May 14th from twidroid

# @therattlesnake did you see the part where I blew you a kiss?6:06 AM May 14th from twidroid in reply to therattlesnake

# @alex_saavedra. Nilbog4:09 AM May 14th from twidroid in reply to alex_saavedra

# Something looks reeeeeeally fishy about this dude... http://short.to/9ayt4:07 AM May 14th from twidroid

# @ChaunceyCC I just got all of the reissues so its been nonstop over here. When do you get to la sucka??12:11 AM May 14th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# Your all collectively my Turbo Lover12:03 AM May 14th from twidroid

# @Gabagool march lion of the northeast6:51 AM May 13th from twidroid in reply to Gabagool

# @ChaunceyCC bronzes, coppers, platinums, magentas, oranges and blood oranges5:29 AM May 13th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @EvilLittleClown hahahah their version of the Tetris song slays. I like their vibe2:35 AM May 13th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# http://bit.ly/vsAnU watch this one as well2:28 AM May 13th from web

# @spiteface hahahaha yea, i guess your right. I wouldnt believe a dude emailing from another dudes myspace either2:23 AM May 13th from web in reply to spiteface

# MW SOTD: http://bit.ly/18zHKp i emailed these dudes once to say i was a huge fan and they didnt believe it was me2:21 AM May 13th from web

# @gurj here's wishing that your birthday is truly gurj-tacular!1:20 AM May 13th from twidroid

# @Joshmadden fuck yea, let's do this!7:04 AM May 12th from twidroid in reply to Joshmadden

# @rickyftw vulcan legal death grip applied to AMC. minus 2 million points to me for making a Star Trek joke6:29 AM May 12th from web in reply to rickyftw

# Has anyone seen this? is it life-changing? http://twitpic.com/58scx12:02 AM May 16th from TweetDeck

# The new Eminem is brutal. Who would have known he would be even crazier sober11:22 PM May 15th from web

# @ChaunceyCC yoooo, send me your address via text or something. We got a present for you3:37 AM May 15th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# At the warner offices, you guys are fuckin incredible. Thank you for the amazing shit! Thank you to heather & erica for the sweet trek shirt3:34 AM May 15th from twidroid

# RT @musicobsessed6 @mikeyway MCR chroncicals just started on fuse if you want to alert everyone12:11 AM May 15th from twidroid

# @jayreason Punch Out for the wii is kinda like chinese democracy! They better not fuck this one up6:13 AM May 14th from twidroid

# @therattlesnake did you see the part where I blew you a kiss?6:06 AM May 14th from twidroid in reply to therattlesnake

# @alex_saavedra. Nilbog4:09 AM May 14th from twidroid in reply to alex_saavedra

# Something looks reeeeeeally fishy about this dude... http://short.to/9ayt4:07 AM May 14th from twidroid

# @ChaunceyCC I just got all of the reissues so its been nonstop over here. When do you get to la sucka??12:11 AM May 14th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# Your all collectively my Turbo Lover12:03 AM May 14th from twidroid

# @Gabagool march lion of the northeast6:51 AM May 13th from twidroid in reply to Gabagool

# @ChaunceyCC bronzes, coppers, platinums, magentas, oranges and blood oranges5:29 AM May 13th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @EvilLittleClown hahahah their version of the Tetris song slays. I like their vibe2:35 AM May 13th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# http://bit.ly/vsAnU watch this one as well2:28 AM May 13th from web

# @spiteface hahahaha yea, i guess your right. I wouldnt believe a dude emailing from another dudes myspace either2:23 AM May 13th from web in reply to spiteface

# MW SOTD: http://bit.ly/18zHKp i emailed these dudes once to say i was a huge fan and they didnt believe it was me2:21 AM May 13th from web

# @gurj here's wishing that your birthday is truly gurj-tacular!1:20 AM May 13th from twidroid

# @Joshmadden fuck yea, let's do this!7:04 AM May 12th from twidroid in reply to Joshmadden

# @rickyftw vulcan legal death grip applied to AMC. minus 2 million points to me for making a Star Trek joke6:29 AM May 12th from web in reply to rickyftw

# @karenplusone hahahah! yes, i texted them the second i saw it and told him how proud i was4:32 AM May 12th from web in reply to karenplusone

# @brandonmcr94 thats a great fuckin idea. We should have our own rollercoaster and it should be called "Punishment"4:28 AM May 12th from web in reply to brandonmcr94

# on a positive note, Intervention comes on the same channel and is brilliant. Watch that instead.4:23 AM May 12th from web

# reasoning: continuously jamming religion down the viewers throat. Completely deceptive editing and outlandish lies. Gar-Bahge'4:19 AM May 12th from web

# paranormal state is one of the worst shows that ive ever seen in my entire stay on planet earth.4:15 AM May 12th from web

# http://bit.ly/8rK3e hahahahahah @jayreason1:39 AM May 12th from web

# @Jayreason @evillittleblow it needs to be that picture with folded banners above and below. then insert your favorite phrase and blammo1:33 AM May 12th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @EvilLittleClown i might honestly get that tattooed somewhere, no joke. they got the garbage bag dead on!1:21 AM May 12th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @EvilLittleClown they made troll 2 shirts?!?!12:58 AM May 12th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @spiteface hahah it would be like hooking the old 20 pound gameboy to your comp and signing on12:56 AM May 12th from web in reply to spiteface

# @spiteface yea, im on the phone with legal as we speak hahahhah12:55 AM May 12th from web in reply to spiteface

# @EvilLittleClown Lou Ferigno made me buy a tshirt at a convention once. It was extremely surreal being hustled by the incredible hulk12:53 AM May 12th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @brandyway it was very magical! thanks to all that made it possible. you guys are so good to me12:52 AM May 12th from web in reply to brandyway

# http://bit.ly/U0Au8 this ones a little more aggressive, write your own diss song!12:50 AM May 12th from web

# hahahahah RT @EvilLittleClown@mikeyway the Internet is like little magic kisses on one's soul. Christmas everyday at 72 dpi.12:47 AM May 12th from web

# MW SOTD: http://bit.ly/CQ4AT everyone stare at the pic of dan the automator and practice your rap battling12:42 AM May 12th from web

# @EvilLittleClown WOW....the may10th update...blond dude and shirtless pregnant wife. these are the reasons the internet exists12:26 AM May 12th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @tbsnewagain the MCR chronicles was awesome Mr Rubano. Your a gentleman and a scholar!12:11 AM May 12th from web in reply to tbsnewagain

# If I had my own alien race, instead of perfect bettie page bangs and pointed ears we all have sick pomps10:08 AM May 11th from twidroid

# Do vulcans have genetically perfect bettie page bangs or do they have to keep up with that shit?5:59 AM May 11th from twidroid

# @spiteface a damon wayans movie that speaks to me1:50 AM May 11th from web in reply to spiteface

# @Jayreason rockafiremovie.com completely insane11:51 PM May 10th from web in reply to Jayreason

# MW SOTD: http://bit.ly/ZfPkU not only does he have blazin' dance moves, but Usher is a solid nice dude10:37 PM May 10th from web

# @rickyftw Coca Cola Light...FTW.10:34 PM May 10th from web in reply to rickyftw

# @Jayreason hahahh i have to keep my mouth shut because a good friend of mine grew up with them. but yea hahahahah10:32 PM May 10th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @rickyftw hahhahaah it's gaining on Mother's Day9:05 PM May 10th from web in reply to rickyftw

# @ChaunceyCC fuck yea! the x-treme friendship olympics are about to be underway8:20 PM May 10th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# woke up and saw my name sandwhiched between #startrek and SNL. I love you guys8:15 PM May 10th from web

# Laurel canyon = super mario kart7:40 AM May 10th from twidroid

# @monstermash17 I absolutely agree, the remake was shitterville usa7:33 AM May 10th from twidroid in reply to monstermash17

# I yell at my gps like it were a real person. That's how you know its actual hate, when you don't realize your doing it7:21 AM May 10th from twidroid

# i'm the one who's laughing! me and pig are having a pizza party RT @nayrabastos@mikeyway alicia left u alone, i laughed.5:46 AM May 10th from web

# @ultragrrrl dude, android battery lasts 15 minutes, tops! WTF5:43 AM May 10th from web in reply to ultragrrrl

# @bigwormy a/s/l?5:41 AM May 10th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @indecisean they are kinda incredible. There's an owl on them to sweeten the deal!3:10 AM May 10th from twidroid in reply to indecisean

# Twin Peaks Nike Dunks = BOUGHT2:59 AM May 10th from twidroid

# @perfectdenial what happens on #mikeywayday??2:46 AM May 10th from twidroid in reply to perfectdenial

# @jessicalim #mikeywayday? Hahaha2:40 AM May 10th from twidroid in reply to jessicalim

# Last time i checked, wolvie had two arms! .http://twitpic.com/4vw9a You need to purchase 2 to become a true killing machine2:20 AM May 10th from TweetDeck

# @mattslattery sllllaaaaaattttttery what's goin down1:52 AM May 10th from twidroid in reply to mattslattery

# Random; Ghost of You playing in barnes and noble.1:28 AM May 10th from twidroid

# A little girl told her brother that she didn't want to sit outside at this restaurant because "that's where poor people sit" go fuck yo ...1:13 AM May 10th from twidroid

# @saaanch B33F stroge anoff1:06 AM May 10th from twidroid

# MW SOTD: http://bit.ly/IgH2F everybody should go to itunes and d/l "The Dreams We Have as Children" cancer benefit cd12:12 AM May 10th from web

# @Jayreason dude, the family in the Giant Gonzales outfits is blowing my mind11:30 PM May 9th from web in reply to Jayreason

# pretty sure that all cellular service is flaming hot garbage11:23 PM May 9th from web

# @sarahdope HApppppppy birrrrfffffdayyyyyyyyyyyy12:14 PM May 9th from web in reply to sarahdope

# @bigwormy prepare for your mind to be blown off of your body4:07 AM May 9th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @cateknows good question! I usually say nemesi to be a wiseass however3:55 AM May 9th from twidroid in reply to cateknows

# @alex_saavedra its starting to become a real man-basket around these parts, if you know what I mean1:58 AM May 9th from twidroid in reply to alex_saavedra

# @burbankhays where we are going, we don't need roads1:30 AM May 9th from twidroid in reply to burbankhays

# @fseancc you were a victim of the pocket-unfollow! Problem corrected10:41 AM May 8th from twidroid

# @SUAREASY doooooooood5:45 AM May 8th from twidroid in reply to SUAREASY

# Gender specific razors piss me off. Does a piece of pink plastic make it cut female hair better? does the X-treme packaging make it male?1:10 AM May 8th from web

# @Billy we are gonna need a bigger boat...1:00 AM May 8th from web in reply to Billy

# @koreantomcruise Billy D did the NJ Chiller Con like 8 years back, and my friend got him to sign a 40 oz. Don't think lando was too psyched12:57 AM May 8th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# Hot Shot Origins: Charlie Sheen??12:45 AM May 8th from web

# Produce Origins: Nectarine?12:41 AM May 8th from web

# @mattg00d get the imperial symbol on your palm like an actual crazy person11:44 PM May 7th from web in reply to mattg00d

# I am writing a review for Ben-Vereen: Origins. This could take a while11:41 PM May 7th from web

# @mattg00d i say you buckle down and get a Star Wars tattoo!11:39 PM May 7th from web in reply to mattg00d

# @JonRivera i love a man with dishpan hands10:58 PM May 7th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @thanx4venom yes, jack frost is definately on the list. Haunted ass snow11:54 AM May 7th from twidroid in reply to thanx4venom

# Is there an official genre for "Precipitation Horrors"? The mist, the fog, blood rain. Shit with evil snows and hails. There's twisters too11:35 AM May 7th from twidroid

# @jimlee00 The Boys cover = badass. Good jeoooooooorrrrbbbbbbb2:15 AM May 7th from twidroid

# @ChaunceyCC @jayreason Free has the same magical properties as rape and fire in creating a clusterfuck1:18 AM May 7th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @bigwormy wednesday is the new friday10:18 PM May 6th from twidroid in reply to bigwormy

# @JoelMadden I lost my expensive ass ray bans as well about two weeks ago at a movie theater. I hate having to rebuy!10:08 PM May 6th from twidroid in reply to JoelMadden

# @JonRivera get on the nighttrain motherfucker!9:20 AM May 6th from twidroid in reply to JonRivera

# @joelmadden you got pocket unfollowed somehow! so weird! the future is effed up8:23 AM May 6th from web

# RT @spiteface http://bit.ly/JEW7D /20090128/METRO08/9012804918:06 AM May 6th from web

# MW SOTD: http://bit.ly/xuSUr Roky Erickson is pretty much unstoppable8:03 AM May 6th from web

# @deathoftheparty wow, I had somehow put the mental block on merry go round. It was the old navy to chess kings gap10:25 PM May 5th from twidroid in reply to deathoftheparty

# @ChaunceyCC @fseancc http://tinyurl.com/57hevh "chessking-core"10:09 PM May 5th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @deathoftheparty relaunch of chess king? grand opening! grand closing! glorious bankruptcy. bugle boys and IOU10:07 PM May 5th from web in reply to deathoftheparty

# @deathoftheparty @chaunceycc http://tinyurl.com/dklpma this song was always booming in the chess king9:47 PM May 5th from web in reply to deathoftheparty

# Woke up and got amped at Dom DeLuise being a "trending topic". Shortly thereafter, learned of his untimely demise. sucks!9:28 PM May 5th from web

# hahahahahhaahah RT @ChristopherDXS@mikeyway http://tinyurl.com/dfd6ck9:16 PM May 5th from web

# @therattlesnake http://tinyurl.com/dnhgjn2:37 AM May 5th from web in reply to therattlesnake

# @petewentz hahahahah http://tinyurl.com/d7qq522:31 AM May 5th from web in reply to petewentz

# @therattlesnake there's gotta be a way to "skin it". Skin it brah!2:24 AM May 5th from web in reply to therattlesnake

# @indecisean you cautiously approach the ramshackled play area. A monsterous snap signals a gigantic rusted bear tramp's hold your right foot1:10 AM May 5th from web in reply to indecisean

# @jimlee00 hahah i would type command walk , it would show the Thing slowly sticking out his tongue over and over again. NEVER understood it12:51 AM May 5th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @spiteface hahahaha you just dean stockwelled me back to my parents house, being 6 and waiting hours for game to load12:46 AM May 5th from web in reply to spiteface

# @indecisean page 7 continue on towards the playground, page 15 turn back!12:38 AM May 5th from web in reply to indecisean

# @jimlee00 i had a text Fantastic 4 game on the old Commadore 64. The only thing i could ever do was get The Thing to stick out his tongue12:34 AM May 5th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @Rikkio16 "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum,....... and i'm all out of bubblegum." Roddy Piper "They Live"12:24 AM May 5th from web in reply to Rikkio16

# @indecisean you come upon a playground area of the park that you have never noticed before.The neglect and rust glisten in the afternoon sun12:22 AM May 5th from web in reply to indecisean

# @Jayreason MALICE/STRYPER/KIX dream tour?12:20 AM May 5th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @koreantomcruise that definately comes into play at the park where the story takes place, if you know what i mean12:13 AM May 5th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# Choose Your Own Adventure: The Rusty Playground...who wants to play?12:06 AM May 5th from web

# @petewentz sorta like the twitter version of that fred savage, judge reinhold movie. i fuckin love it12:03 AM May 5th from web in reply to petewentz

# MW SOTD: STAR WARS EDITION http://tinyurl.com/5pswlh11:54 PM May 4th from web

# @JonRivera "The Erotic Mis-adventures of Ric Olie and his Spiders from Mars "11:44 PM May 4th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @Sexlessness you've found me out. the jig is up11:09 PM May 4th from web in reply to Sexlessness

# May 4th, that shits pretty fuckin clever. George lucas is a true renaissance man10:26 PM May 4th from twidroid

# @acilf its a photograph of what earth will look like in 20757:43 AM May 4th from TweetDeck in reply to acilf

# @Jayreason im gonna DL the XBOX version later. I played it to death on yee olde Dreamcast. Thankfully everyone starts out unlocked6:21 AM May 4th from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

# @Jayreason if we throw him in the mix, then its dolph all the way. The Punisher AND Ivan Drago5:54 AM May 4th from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

# @Jayreason I tend to stay close to the Segal side of things. Van damme does too many splits5:41 AM May 4th from twidroid in reply to Jayreason

# http://twitpic.com/4iule4:33 AM May 4th from TweetDeck

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/25gaog so underrated3:55 AM May 4th from web

# @JonRivera never play billiards against a man named after a city8:03 PM May 3rd from web in reply to JonRivera

# @KarriXLin ""the phonetic Michael Jay""11:36 AM May 3rd from twidroid

# Kids don't get to say "are we there yet" a billion times anymore because its at the bottom of gps. Fun = gone7:33 AM May 3rd from twidroid

# @rickyftw anarky in bedrock6:51 AM May 3rd from twidroid in reply to rickyftw

# @mattg00d let's start a acronymed ghost hunting society6:50 AM May 3rd from twidroid in reply to mattg00d

# @ChristopherDXS did a star pop up over your head like in punch out?4:12 AM May 3rd from web in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @jimlee00 remember to tell them, no direct eye contact and no flash photos3:20 AM May 3rd from web in reply to jimlee00

# @ThisIsTheDuke good to know im not the only asshole! that song was incredible. hats off3:19 AM May 3rd from web in reply to ThisIsTheDuke

# @therattlesnake i was expecting to cry at the end, but i didn't for some reason. I think i was a cold shell of a man when i saw it3:07 AM May 3rd from web in reply to therattlesnake

# @rickyftw that is indeed a treasure! frame that shit3:06 AM May 3rd from web in reply to rickyftw

# RT @jasondebiak misses the days when ugly old dudes could have hit singles.11:42 PM May 2nd from web

# Golden Girls marathon on Hallmark. Make it happen everybody. Blanche has already made three dick jokes12:45 PM May 2nd from twidroid

# according to the column on the right, people love wolverine, diseases, and sex. everythings smooth sailing5:38 AM May 2nd from web

# @rickyftw you resemble a young jean claude van damme circa bloodsport with your new hair5:25 AM May 2nd from web in reply to rickyftw

# This may be better than eye of the tiger http://tinyurl.com/d68pad2:15 AM May 2nd from web

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/clhpnh ps22's incredible rendition of eye of the tiger2:12 AM May 2nd from web

# @ChristopherDXS still one of my absolute favorite soundtracks EVER.12:57 AM May 2nd from twidroid in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @IanGonzales I went for the henkei option11:57 PM May 1st from twidroid in reply to IanGonzales

# Are you positive neither of you gentlemen had anything to drink tonight? http://short.to/6uyr11:07 PM May 1st from twidroid

# @DavidDebiak i'm gonna fill you out like an application10:30 PM May 1st from web in reply to DavidDebiak

# @bigwormy oh yea, and on a Friday9:57 PM May 1st from web in reply to bigwormy

# @bigwormy it means that someone is supposed to stand five to ten feet behind you and follow your every move9:57 PM May 1st from web in reply to bigwormy

# Wolvering got booted, and now the terminator is all over the goddamned 7-116:37 AM May 1st from twidroid

# @EvilLittleClown good call! Totally forgot about cerebus. I think he's good, he's from yee olden times12:42 AM May 1st from twidroid in reply to EvilLittleClown

# <-------is completely oblivious to dates/times/years/hours/months12:41 AM May 1st from twidroid

# I wonder how Porky and spider-ham are handling all of this12:12 AM May 1st from twidroid

# I was busy cruisin with scott bakula and dean stockwell and its suddenly may 1st? Time flys11:48 PM Apr 30th from twidroid

# @Jayreason shit, I didn't know the mutant cheetos came in the flaming hot variety. Sounds uncomfortable11:45 PM Apr 30th from twidroid in reply to Jayreason

# @Joshmadden fuckin mindblowing. thanks for the link homie10:01 PM Apr 30th from web in reply to Joshmadden

# @Gofackadawg I'm on the case!9:59 PM Apr 30th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# @JonRivera hahha that reminds me, i need to put that chode on front street someday for being such a dick to me and gerard when we were kids9:46 PM Apr 30th from web in reply to JonRivera

# RT @bigwormy http://twitpic.com/4a22b - jacob as Batman!9:40 PM Apr 30th from web

# @bigwormy dancin' machine???7:32 AM Apr 30th from twidroid in reply to bigwormy

# @Jayreason im gonna do some csi shit to find out the specifics, but i do remember rice chex being involved somehow. and mushmallows5:06 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @karenplusone your crazed. i think Cathys a good role model!5:00 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to karenplusone

# @Jayreason all of the components of Ghostbusters cereal were pre-existing. It's possible to compile it with current cereals! lets do it4:56 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @gurj http://tinyurl.com/2wspuz4:54 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to gurj

# @karenplusone holy shit, i remember those! they seem to have left Cathy off the box4:54 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to karenplusone

# @jayreason http://tinyurl.com/crzb6r4:52 AM Apr 30th from web

# the mario side was way better than the zelda side http://tinyurl.com/6ljyyc4:44 AM Apr 30th from web

# @Jayreason about fuckin' time. I thought this game would never come out!4:39 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @MatthewCortez ohh nevermind, i thought you meant the second one....muh bad3:39 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to MatthewCortez

# @MatthewCortez looks like Beta-max to me3:34 AM Apr 30th from web in reply to MatthewCortez

# http://tinyurl.com/cgfpna this one goes out to all my 9-5 ers. Get up/get down11:51 PM Apr 29th from web

# @jimlee00 by the seventh flight of stairs down, it feels like someones playing a joke on you or your in the twilight zone11:41 PM Apr 29th from twidroid in reply to jimlee00

# @jimlee00 dude, it's totally hidden. you don't find it, it finds you. BUT google knows where it is11:18 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @ChaunceyCC haha fuck yea. We need a sick logo. Teeny Drinks can be a sponsor. Maybe hypno11:05 PM Apr 29th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC we should start a moped gang. We can get into switchblade comb fights with the other gangs10:44 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @mammacaz you mean electrifying!10:03 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to mammacaz

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/3d3qzo this song is unstoppable9:59 PM Apr 29th from web

# @koreantomcruise they should package hypercolor shirts with swine masks. throw in some skidz too9:50 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# @MatthewCortez build an ark, find 2 of every snack food, sail to the promised land, fin9:40 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to MatthewCortez

# @jimlee00 dude, you gotta come with us! it's gonna be a blast. You can "tech" and we can spend a small fortune at mandrake9:38 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to jimlee00

# Pan-tallica http://tinyurl.com/cd57wm9:33 PM Apr 29th from web

# @MatthewCortez @raytoro @chaunceycc http://tinyurl.com/26rfb79:27 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to MatthewCortez

# @MatthewCortez @raytoro PANTERA9:21 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to MatthewCortez

# Wednesday! fuckin' live it. http://tinyurl.com/dfhkl59:13 PM Apr 29th from web

# @Jayreason "Ang-ah-leeeeeeeeeeeer" "moh-naaaaaah"8:34 PM Apr 28th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @mattg00d and 3 why the fuck did fraggle rock ever get cancelled10:32 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to mattg00d

# A lunatic compiled all of these http://tinyurl.com/cgkyse and then a lunatic went to find them10:21 AM Apr 28th from web

# @MatthewCortez http://tinyurl.com/d6ttc2 aka Donkey Kong cereal circa 19829:47 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to MatthewCortez

# @MatthewCortez roll 1 d 10 saving throw VS grape drink9:44 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to MatthewCortez

# @seriouscreep pizza hut ninja turtles 2 cross promotion mania9:10 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to seriouscreep

# @Jayreason i thought me and ray were the only two people left that were excited about that.7:34 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @MatthewCortez Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon7:33 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to MatthewCortez

# @perfectdenial good job ftw5:46 AM Apr 28th from twidroid in reply to perfectdenial

# @spiteface rockafire piglet explosion band5:14 AM Apr 28th from twidroid in reply to spiteface

# @marcdebiak wow! I completely forgot about that. Hahahahahahahah4:52 AM Apr 28th from twidroid in reply to marcdebiak

# MW SOTD https://www.youtube.com/watc... BLUR/MCR 2010??12:35 AM Apr 28th from web

# @Jayreason @chaunceycc http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...12:03 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @etidwastaken @jayreason @chaunceycc it looks to me like they are both rocking BUGLE BOYs. maybe Z cavvarrichi11:08 PM Apr 27th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# Tab simulator= take a packet of sweet and low, empty contents on tongue, relax and suffer. Take a sip of seltzer for authenticity10:53 PM Apr 27th from TweetDeck

# @petewentz Don't forget to make the sweet little dude a Muppet at FAO!10:42 PM Apr 27th from web in reply to petewentz

# @karenplusone HAHAHAHHAHAHA. shirt tails10:38 PM Apr 27th from TweetDeck in reply to karenplusone

# @ChristopherDXS we got creed reuniting, a swine flu, and susan boyle now. One more horseman missing10:35 PM Apr 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @karenplusone that' s who you turn into when you drink this http://twitpic.com/44akz10:34 PM Apr 27th from TweetDeck in reply to karenplusone

# the golden Tab award for the day goes to Karen http://twitpic.com/44a8y drink up!10:28 PM Apr 27th from TweetDeck

# @karenplusone http://twitpic.com/449yj10:24 PM Apr 27th from TweetDeck

# @karenplusone http://twitpic.com/448rv10:07 PM Apr 27th from TweetDeck

# @sarahsaturday BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp10:04 PM Apr 27th from web in reply to sarahsaturday

# MONDAY! make it happen! https://www.youtube.com/watc...9:48 PM Apr 27th from web

# RT @ChaunceyCC Drank Review: http://tinyurl.com/cxdmq29:35 PM Apr 27th from web

# @rickyftw yea, she has that "horseman of the apocalypse" vibe for sure9:22 PM Apr 27th from web in reply to rickyftw

# RT @ChaunceyCC Giant Cheeto's Review: http://tinyurl.com/cqdnfz9:11 PM Apr 27th from web

# @HeatherHavoc you've uncovered my secret formula for life9:17 AM Apr 27th from twidroid in reply to HeatherHavoc

# Every Halo team that I'm on immediately becomes the bad news bears9:00 AM Apr 27th from twidroid

# I am THE worst Halo player on the face of this planet.7:27 AM Apr 27th from twidroid

# Holy shit. Vitamin Water 10. Its the diet version of a diet version of a drink!7:13 AM Apr 27th from twidroid

# Your right, forgot about the free tapdance dvds that come with it. You'll be the next gregory hines too6:00 AM Apr 27th from twidroid

# If you order two flirty girl fitness dvds you could probably take both free stripper poles and make a ghostbusters fire-pole5:56 AM Apr 27th from twidroid

# 5 bucks at targette ! easily the most smokin' buy in the store . One AND "TOO" http://twitpic.com/430um5:12 AM Apr 27th from TweetDeck

# @ChaunceyCC hahahah i need this review in my life stat3:57 AM Apr 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ChaunceyCC

# Best I can do is a court-room esque sketch. It will haunt my memories forever3:37 AM Apr 27th from twidroid

# Couldn't get a clear pic, but there's def a minivan driving around LA with bachelorette party puns and dicks drawn all over it3:34 AM Apr 27th from twidroid

# @perfectdenial hye fyve!3:07 AM Apr 27th from twidroid in reply to perfectdenial

# @Copaface_ blocking her is starting to get old. Let's get rid of her3:05 AM Apr 27th from twidroid in reply to Copaface_

# @jonrivera @gerardway duke mighty mugg is the new ric ollie. PEG WARMER http://short.to/6a342:26 AM Apr 27th from twidroid

# @mattg00d it just gets worse and worse dude12:51 AM Apr 27th from twidroid in reply to mattg00d

# @mattg00d season 5 is the tear jerker....watch out12:48 AM Apr 27th from twidroid in reply to mattg00d

# They ET folk obviously didn't think some things thru enough http://twitpic.com/42dx012:05 AM Apr 27th from TweetDeck

# @LouieLumber Whats up dude!11:57 PM Apr 26th from web in reply to LouieLumber

# "i was the same kind of father that i was a harpist, i played by ear" Harpo11:46 PM Apr 26th from web

# "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. " Groucho11:39 PM Apr 26th from web

# @ian_watkins roger that. Lets do it11:36 PM Apr 26th from web in reply to ian_watkins

# http://twitpic.com/42aao phone home motherfucker11:23 PM Apr 26th from TweetDeck

# @ian_watkins groucho, harpo or karl?11:22 PM Apr 26th from web in reply to ian_watkins

# @mattg00d fuck yea! in real time! 3-d! me and ricky went on a vision-quest earlier.9:46 AM Apr 26th from web in reply to mattg00d

# @seriouscreep teen wolf three : styles in space aka space-wolf7:50 AM Apr 26th from twidroid in reply to seriouscreep

# @wesborland long time no talk. Hope your well!7:17 AM Apr 26th from twidroid in reply to wesborland

# https://www.youtube.com/watc... and i wonder how i ended up with emotional problems5:45 AM Apr 26th from web

# https://www.youtube.com/watc... (mind blown)4:53 AM Apr 26th from web

# @karenplusone i told my uncle to leave you gals alone!4:22 AM Apr 26th from web in reply to karenplusone

# @ultragrrrl she's fucking immortal!3:14 AM Apr 26th from twidroid in reply to ultragrrrl

# Beware the MEAT CHAIR http://short.to/65sz2:11 AM Apr 26th from twidroid

# @trohman volcano?!12:35 AM Apr 26th from twidroid in reply to trohman

# https://www.youtube.com/watc... I still jump on the lol-o-copter with this one11:19 PM Apr 25th from web

# Some of my best friends in the world, the Debiak-trio have started a sweet label http://papertigerav.ning.com/ ch-ch-checkitout11:06 PM Apr 25th from web

# MW SOTD: https://www.youtube.com/watc... @ultragrrrl @gurj11:04 PM Apr 25th from web

# RT@jonRivera Got my plaid shorts, got my pink lemonade, and got everyboy sayin' "Let Me Ride".10:36 PM Apr 25th from web

# RT @rickyftwholy fuck there is a Back to the Future Convention today in burbank and an "Enchantment under the Sea" dance tonight!!10:34 PM Apr 25th from web

# @Joke2far @jimlee00 congrats to these two wonderful individuals on their happiest of occasions!10:32 PM Apr 25th from web in reply to Joke2far

# i don't wanna live in a world where your two Beatles and two Golden Girls down10:30 PM Apr 25th from web

# @Joshmadden hahahahahahahahahha4:42 AM Apr 25th from twidroid in reply to Joshmadden

# @mattg00d take out margaritas? styro cup??3:02 AM Apr 25th from web in reply to mattg00d

# @jimlee00 he got more tail than a toilet seat, thats for sure! but that shit just bores me to death. I love TNG though2:53 AM Apr 25th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @IanGonzales excelsior!1:16 AM Apr 25th from twidroid in reply to IanGonzales

# RT @missdisenchantd @mikeyway I got a weeks' detention for MY Mikey Fuckin Way shirt. But it was worth it.Then the shirt was stolen from ...12:35 AM Apr 25th from twidroid

# @IanGonzales I would prefer a swift kick in the balls to captain kirk12:19 AM Apr 25th from twidroid in reply to IanGonzales

# Sorry guys, this is the era of the pocket-tweet. Shit keeps getting sent by accident12:11 AM Apr 25th from twidroid

# RT @perfectdenial @mikeyway that's nothing, i got escorted out of my daughter's daycare because of my mikey fuckin way shirt.12:11 AM Apr 25th from twidroid

# RT @brittanyobv: @mikeyway By the way i got escorted out of the mall because of mikey fuckin way shirt hahah11:52 PM Apr 24th from TweetDeck

# cmon, give me some credit! RT @66Keelan61: I wonder if @MikeyWay cares I'm following him.11:33 PM Apr 24th from TweetDeck

# Hey dudes/dudettes http://www.boxer-comix.com/... @jonrivera11:30 PM Apr 24th from TweetDeck

# @ChaunceyCC hahahahhaha "now think about your dad.....i wanna know that dad!!!!!"11:26 PM Apr 24th from TweetDeck in reply to ChaunceyCC

# RT @brittanyj Has anyone else noticed @mikeyway can't typed today? It's amusing me.11:20 PM Apr 24th from web

# 10 inch replica ark of the covenent coin bank this sept. http://twitpic.com/3x1xk Sacrilitious!11:13 PM Apr 24th from TweetDeck

# @jasondebiak https://www.youtube.com/watc...10:50 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to jasondebiak

# @Jayreason hahaha thats totally me and gee's cousin10:49 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @jasondebiak I say you ditch em both for STAR CRASH10:45 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to jasondebiak

# @etidwastaken @jayreason He's a wizard alright! he made his humanity disappear10:41 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @saaanch "that tasted like church!"8:26 AM Apr 24th from twidroid

# Diet coke is pretty gross, but oddly hypnotic and refreshing enough to keep me drinking it8:03 AM Apr 24th from twidroid

# RT @Jayreason @etidwastaken @ChaunceyCC http://is.gd/u6Sl4:06 AM Apr 24th from twidroid

# @indecisean pyramid scheme. They'll sell you a few more "special editions" and THEN put out the blu ray. then make you wait years for 2,3,41:26 AM Apr 24th from TweetDeck in reply to indecisean

# https://www.youtube.com/watc...1:14 AM Apr 24th from web

# @Jayreason You should thank your lucky stars that you never got a power glove. that thing was useless!1:13 AM Apr 24th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @ThisIsTheDuke "hey, why don't you keep your Power Gloves off of her"12:16 AM Apr 24th from web in reply to ThisIsTheDuke

# @ian_watkins amen!12:07 AM Apr 24th from twidroid in reply to ian_watkins

# @_Sisi_ nail on head!11:24 PM Apr 23rd from twidroid in reply to _Sisi_

# @lipstickscars I can't tell if they were being clever or it was a happy accident11:23 PM Apr 23rd from twidroid in reply to lipstickscars

# @etidwastaken it used to come on at weird hours on "skin-amax". For a time, wasn't sure if it were a real movie or a bad dream I had as ...10:56 PM Apr 23rd from twidroid in reply to etidwastaken

# @etidwastaken please trackdown Heartbeeps. Its a forgotten kaufman gem and there's probably a good reason for that10:52 PM Apr 23rd from twidroid in reply to etidwastaken

# @ThisIsTheDuke Salute your shorts, The Wizard crossover??10:44 PM Apr 23rd from twidroid in reply to ThisIsTheDuke

# @EvilLittleClown budnick and donkey lips for sure10:25 PM Apr 23rd from twidroid in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @jaydebiak Nick-arcade world tour 09, david the gnome, maya the bee, and lambchop10:22 PM Apr 23rd from twidroid

# the piglet on my wall-paper is pretty fuckin viral. You only see her if your internet is slow and the boxes don't load fast enough9:53 AM Apr 23rd from web

# @Jayreason holy shit, i just re-read that last part. "tampering with evidence".That means she ate the pop-tart after stabbing him!!!!!!7:48 AM Apr 23rd from web in reply to Jayreason

# @Jayreason I can totally relate, those things are sinfully delicious. Thats such a weird article. Its kind of cryptic and poorly written7:43 AM Apr 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

# @chaunceycc http://tinyurl.com/63wqvc5:54 AM Apr 23rd from TweetDeck

# @gerardway throw moltov cocktails at the barn! smoke him out!!5:47 AM Apr 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to gerardway

# "I got......@ace_frehley ....i got peter criss....waiting there for me, yes i do"3:43 AM Apr 23rd from TweetDeck

# @rickyftw how's the new DLC? shittersville or amazing?3:31 AM Apr 23rd from web in reply to rickyftw

# Too much creamer and not enough sweetner makes shit taste like hot nothing2:13 AM Apr 23rd from twidroid

# @jasondebiak theres always 2020. symmetry scares the shit out of people. then theres 2112 when getty lee inherits the earth1:55 AM Apr 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to jasondebiak

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/cy2k9n this is about as real as shit gets.12:39 AM Apr 23rd from TweetDeck

# @indecisean im starting to lean towards the alien overlords will look something like this http://twitpic.com/3so4y12:36 AM Apr 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to indecisean

# @indecisean http://twitpic.com/3snb9 and when the aliens disembark from the Mother Ship, they'll look alot like this12:25 AM Apr 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to indecisean

# Correction....2012 is the new y2k which was the new 1999 which was the new 1985 which was a lot like 1776 and 148212:14 AM Apr 23rd from twidroid

# @indecisean hahah imagine? They just didn't feel like finishing the calendar. Had some other shit to do that night12:07 AM Apr 23rd from twidroid in reply to indecisean

# @mattg00d see, that's what I mean. People forgot all about 1776!11:57 PM Apr 22nd from twidroid in reply to mattg00d

# 2012 is the new Y2k which was at one time the new 198511:50 PM Apr 22nd from twidroid

# "What's wrong with the goshdarned shitternet ......man, you are a complete shittiot"11:16 PM Apr 22nd from twidroid

# Bob bryar coined a new term : Shitiot. A shitty idiot11:05 PM Apr 22nd from twidroid

# @robhitt earth day! Enjoy yourself!10:39 PM Apr 22nd from twidroid

# @Gofackadawg uuhhhhhhhhhh.....bub10:33 PM Apr 22nd from twidroid in reply to Gofackadawg

# @mammacaz yikes! I meant how is the UK treating you8:15 AM Apr 22nd from twidroid in reply to mammacaz

# @mammacaz caz! Welcome to the bbq! How's queen mum treating you8:11 AM Apr 22nd from twidroid in reply to mammacaz

# @petewentz http://tinyurl.com/yfskbd Rofl-saurus-rex1:08 AM Apr 22nd from TweetDeck

# @andygreenwald http://twitpic.com/3qh6912:46 AM Apr 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to andygreenwald

# this is what i see when i close my eyes today http://twitpic.com/3qe2z. rough night12:10 AM Apr 22nd from TweetDeck

# @etidwastaken this was me after seeing that spectacular video.http://twitpic.com/3qds312:06 AM Apr 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to etidwastaken

# how long? http://tinyurl.com/67pvz312:01 AM Apr 22nd from TweetDeck

# http://tinyurl.com/ff2rn11:56 PM Apr 21st from web

# @marcdebiak I'm so excited! im so excited! im so......scared11:48 PM Apr 21st from web in reply to marcdebiak

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/29a3ya11:45 PM Apr 21st from web

# @chaunceycc E! we are in dire need of your photoshoppery!11:41 PM Apr 21st from web

# Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Weed Warriors11:38 PM Apr 21st from web

# @Jayreason @joelmadden the Ben folds version is the DEEP CUT as well9:12 AM Apr 21st from web in reply to Jayreason

# @Jayreason @etidwastaken MOUTH FULL OF PRODUCE9:08 AM Apr 21st from twidroid in reply to Jayreason

# @JoelMadden twin falls idaho is def one of my favorite songs of all time9:00 AM Apr 21st from twidroid in reply to JoelMadden

# @Jayreason shit, things don't bode well for raspberry beret then9:00 AM Apr 21st from twidroid in reply to Jayreason

# @Joshmadden that's crazy! Built to spill was almost the sotd! Esp!8:25 AM Apr 21st from twidroid in reply to Joshmadden

# @jonrivera your bravery is etched into the mists of valhallah8:22 AM Apr 21st from twidroid

# MW SOTD : http://tinyurl.com/ca393o8:00 AM Apr 21st from web

# Something reeeeaaaaaaal fishy about this guy. http://short.to/5ggl5:19 AM Apr 21st from twidroid

# @andygreenwald When is the last time you listened to DANZIG 2? dust that one off5:11 AM Apr 21st from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @DrewG7 holy shit!how the fuck have you been dude?!5:05 AM Apr 21st from web in reply to DrewG7

# @gerardway what if you were Egghead or King Tut?2:11 AM Apr 21st from web in reply to gerardway

# @CthulhusCrotch sick user name1:56 AM Apr 21st from twidroid in reply to CthulhusCrotch

# Thinking of getting up on the "Slushie Express" slush maker at the targette. Choo Choo1:22 AM Apr 21st from twidroid

# @karenplusone I'm gonna start carrying around nondisclosure triplicates wherever i go1:01 AM Apr 21st from TweetDeck in reply to karenplusone

# new mychemicalblogmance on the main site!12:22 AM Apr 21st from TweetDeck

# http://twitpic.com/3ofhf - a sure-fire guarantee that you will never get laid again!11:49 PM Apr 20th from TwitPic

# @ultragrrrl always the habitual line-stepper! hats off11:36 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to ultragrrrl

# @raytoro martian marty LIVE w/ his marvelous kingsmen!10:57 PM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to raytoro

# @gerardway CITYLIGHTS10:55 PM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to gerardway

# @bigwormy do you still play??10:28 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to bigwormy

# I'm sick of soaps that smell like desserts! i wanna feel clean, not hungry!9:46 PM Apr 20th from web

# @rickyftw ok, as soon as i figure out how to do that, i shall.9:36 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to rickyftw

# @ChaunceyCC fuck man, i wish i could. We are gonna fly you out soon to be the head of vibe and laugh council9:36 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @rickyftw R-T! where have you been man!? im in a constant state of celebration9:26 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to rickyftw

# @ChaunceyCC the ancient mayans used tordo dust in various rituals and spells9:19 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @trohman eventually they are gonna run out of SW characters to make figures of and have to move to charred remains of characters9:10 PM Apr 20th from web in reply to trohman

# @Gofackadawg whoa, what's that mean?8:47 AM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to Gofackadawg

# @katrin121 never said we hated the internet. Always said we hated assholes ON the internet. The internet is glorious! Embrace advancement8:23 AM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to katrin121

# @kaitster12 oh no, family matters is on nick at night. I'm getting real fuckin old. Patty duke and mr ed were on when I was younger8:11 AM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to xoKatieKat

# http://tinyurl.com/5p3gre I'll never get sick of these3:35 AM Apr 20th from web

# @gerardway @chaunceycc traditional dial-up modem complete w/ centipede-esque sounding sound effects3:00 AM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to gerardway

# @ultragrrrl ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!2:51 AM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to ultragrrrl

# Mcr term for weak ass internet, SHITTERNET. See also, the internet at my apt2:02 AM Apr 20th from twidroid

# @ultragrrrl we call them "tourists" hahaha1:53 AM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to ultragrrrl

# @xcassiegottox haha like weird abbreviations when the actual word is short enough to just type out1:50 AM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to xcassiegottox

# @therattlesnake TEMPLE OF BOOM, the gates are opening1:21 AM Apr 20th from web in reply to therattlesnake

# @jayreason @fseancc You definately don't need a laminate to use the restroom at Swingers1:15 AM Apr 20th from web

# BIGGEST PET PEEVES : dudes that wear their tour laminates on their pants in public not anywhere near a show12:57 AM Apr 20th from twidroid

# These multi-grain pancakes are hurting my sinuses12:50 AM Apr 20th from twidroid

# @petewentz acceptance is the first step in recovery. Maybe switching to juice boxes will help. The patch maybe?12:46 AM Apr 20th from twidroid in reply to petewentz

# @ThisIsTheDuke ITS GETTING COOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD in here11:58 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to ThisIsTheDuke

# @Jayreason your being massively retweeted today. Hye Fyve!11:58 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @ChristopherDXS @trohman @gerardway RT@Jayreason http://twitpic.com/3mdn8 - @etidwastaken @mikeyway11:57 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @Jayreason that last one almost made me throw up from Loling11:53 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @JonRivera pretty sure Jon Rivera needs a graffiti mural in his honor on the side of a building in Mahwah NJ11:22 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @jimlee00 hahahh take the money and run!!!!!!! pog-con???? wow. Hope you guys demolished the mini bar11:10 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @jimlee00 I think Pogs are the one fad that will NEVER return. Things don't look promising for suction-cup Garfields either11:06 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @Franklero You definately stopped wearing underwear for a hot minute. P-slip......scandalous10:59 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to Franklero

# @ChristopherDXS HAHAH is that fan shot? When are they gonna dust that license off. Matt Trakker was BAD-ASS10:57 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to ChristopherDXS

# http://twitpic.com/3m81v - @etidwastaken @chaunceycc GLASS FUCKIN' JOE10:46 PM Apr 19th from TwitPic

# @ChaunceyCC 007 373 5963 everytime he blinks hes about to throw a whopper of an uppercut. Survive to a minute in and your home free10:37 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# RT Jayreason@mikeyway I hope you didn't miss this one I sent you before http://is.gd/tbHn10:35 PM Apr 19th from web

# @ChaunceyCC I'm gonna watch that tonight. Do they bring up his earth shattering loss to Little Mac in 1987??10:33 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# http://twitpic.com/3m6x4 - @koreantomcruise @petewentz We all need to own these10:32 PM Apr 19th from TwitPic

# RT @jayreason @mikeyway http://tinyurl.com/crzzgz10:20 PM Apr 19th from web

# @jimlee00 4 is the official male equivalent of the fabled crazy cat woman.10:19 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to jimlee00

# Matlock, roadblock, couch-lock9:36 AM Apr 19th from twidroid

# I am currently traveling at the speed of fright8:27 AM Apr 19th from twidroid

# Basset Hounds need to come back in a big way7:15 AM Apr 19th from twidroid

# Roll 1 d 4 VS head-cold6:21 AM Apr 19th from twidroid

# @ChaunceyCC very emergencey, nothing feels good, keep it like a secret5:39 AM Apr 19th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# RT@JonRivera If your life ain't a Scissor Sisters video, you ain't living right!5:20 AM Apr 19th from web

# @chaunceycc @gerardway @marcdebiak @jaydebiak @jonrivera The Golden Motts awards 09 http://tinyurl.com/caf3en5:13 AM Apr 19th from web

# @ChaunceyCC oats, seeds, grains, barleys, wheats, pumpernickles5:06 AM Apr 19th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @gerardway @jaydebiak @marcdebiak The Golden Motts Awards 09 http://tinyurl.com/6lf6mk5:05 AM Apr 19th from web

# @ChaunceyCC n00dz5:02 AM Apr 19th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @spiteface good lookin out! Fuck yogi, boo boo and smokey4:50 AM Apr 19th from web in reply to spiteface

# @jasondebiak @markdebiak http://tinyurl.com/68fnfg the Golden Motts awards4:47 AM Apr 19th from web in reply to jasondebiak

# @JoelMadden anxiously watching the pizza tracker. I think I kinda of expect people to fuck with my food at fast food places9:41 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to JoelMadden

# @sarahdope alicia won't let me watch IT or KKFOS because she's frightened to death of clowns9:22 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to sarahdope

# @angiegogo maneaterseries.com these all probably rule9:21 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to angiegogo

# @angiegogo Fright Night, Troll, Jaws 4, killer clowns from outer space9:11 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to angiegogo

# @seriouscreep haahahahhaha! Threw down his punk card8:56 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to seriouscreep

# @bobbryar that ruled. I love it7:45 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to bobbryar

# @ChristopherDXS that last statement excludes charles bronson7:39 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @bobbryar @saaanch RAAAAAAANCH7:35 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to bobbryar

# @ChristopherDXS yea, no one in the world would fuck with you if you walked around with it, that's for sure7:34 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @ChristopherDXS did you see that Predator disk knife replica prop? Its so dangerous looking7:30 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @bobbryar will you sign my poster?!7:20 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to bobbryar

# @ChristopherDXS I think you need a complete set of Over The Top action figures dude7:17 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @ThisIsTheDuke Hans Von Clownfrowns MD7:15 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to ThisIsTheDuke

# @benjorg read that real quick and thought you were talking about the sitcom!6:51 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to benjorg

# http://twitpic.com/3i6kc - @joelmadden TGIF was pretty awesome though.6:33 AM Apr 18th from TwitPic

# @bigwormy wormzer, watch Punisher War Zone stat! It's awful in the best way possible.5:54 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @jasondebiak Wade Boggs' best friend is the late "Mr Perfect" Curt Henning5:43 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to jasondebiak

# @motherfuckinwar my apologies. Ill give you a high five one day to make up for it!4:34 AM Apr 18th from twidroid in reply to motherfuckinwar

# Grant and Kristen Cam http://short.to/4xx44:29 AM Apr 18th from twidroid

# @HansClownfrowns COWBOY BOB JORDAN3:59 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to ThisIsTheDuke

# practice-cam is beaming to mychemicalromance dot com3:49 AM Apr 18th from web

# Practice-cam is back in the flesh!3:33 AM Apr 18th from web

# @gurj man, leaving yourself wide open for a LoLzooka2:43 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to gurj

# @jasondebiak dude, i'm working on getting a picture with the actual Swedish Chef and Gees gonna be the "man-hands" in it2:00 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to jasondebiak

# @karenplusone snark depleting...wise-ass comments....fading..i feel.......nicer1:16 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to karenplusone

# @karenplusone I've become alot nicer in my old age. Whodathunk!1:11 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to karenplusone

# @bigwormy how about lil mac VS Soda Popinski http://tinyurl.com/dnef7512:40 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @karenplusone (sound of the record skipping)12:38 AM Apr 18th from web in reply to karenplusone

# http://tinyurl.com/6htd7c anyone remember this ET ripp from the 80s that was sponsored by McDonalds12:36 AM Apr 18th from web

# @spiteface http://tinyurl.com/5jwqvz12:33 AM Apr 18th from web

# Skyscraper! http://short.to/4x2e11:55 PM Apr 17th from twidroid

# @gerardway VICTORY IS OURS http://short.to/4x1b11:25 PM Apr 17th from twidroid

# People love to play real life Frogger in LA. Rolling dice w/ the reaper11:20 PM Apr 17th from twidroid

# @ChaunceyCC yea, imagine that explosive lineup. Pantera, Morrissey and Sir Paul11:09 PM Apr 17th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @jasondebiak your icon is frightening me to the very core!11:05 PM Apr 17th from twidroid

# @silhouettes1 yea, tis a Chicago song, you are correct. I think this is one of Peter Cetera's solo outing versions10:44 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to silhouettes1

# @Jayreason Arthur 2: on the rocks!!! fabricated half inch pipe10:35 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @mattg00d Your gonna get obsessed with that show for sure. It's in my top 5 of all time10:32 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to mattg00d

# @Jayreason hahahah thats the dude that wrote the Arthur theme song!10:20 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to Jayreason

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/cdrmmd I want this one to go out to all my amazing friends on here10:14 PM Apr 17th from web

# apparently i've been sleeping like an asshole, and i pulled something in my back. Bullshit i say!10:10 PM Apr 17th from web

# @ChaunceyCC unfortunately Ms Elizabeth is in the great beyond. Hard livin' will catch up to you10:07 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC dude, i'm just noticing the mix of flavorings in the eddie background. good touch. We have some white cheddar mixed in10:06 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC Theres a sweet pic of me, gee, macho and elizabeth circa 1987 at my mom's house. I gotta dig that one out9:59 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC (mind currently blown)9:49 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @benjorg amen brother. i drink hot coffee no matter what it's like outside9:47 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to benjorg

# Punisher War Zone rips. Its heavily inspired by TMNT 2: secret of the ooze.7:13 AM Apr 17th from twidroid

# @jimlee00 it would be incredible if the punisher kicked my ass for 22 pages because I jaywalked or something6:34 AM Apr 17th from twidroid in reply to jimlee00

# @jasondebiak I can feel a musical interlude w/montage coming on6:07 AM Apr 17th from twidroid in reply to jasondebiak

# @jasondebiak if I could be transformed by one mythological creature, it would be a Teen Wolf definately5:38 AM Apr 17th from twidroid in reply to jasondebiak

# @robhitt I need to buy one of those Mario trophies off of one of the winners.4:10 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to robhitt

# http://tinyurl.com/c7emxm i know @robhitt and @spiteface were at the meadowlands Power-fest3:56 AM Apr 17th from web

# @gerardway Chicken on the hood!!!!!!!!!3:33 AM Apr 17th from web

# wow http://tinyurl.com/c5kfk5 this is kinda next level2:03 AM Apr 17th from web

# @marcdebiak http://tinyurl.com/ypbzz42:00 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to marcdebiak

# @jimlee00 I think me and the punisher should "team-up" and clean up the mean streets of Belleville, NJ1:14 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @mattg00d go with honor, friend1:11 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to mattg00d

# @bigwormy DARKON?! which rule set?1:01 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @petewentz HAHA! amazing! "You can be my wingman anytime" Even at seven, i kinda knew something was up btwn those two12:59 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to petewentz

# @laughallyouwant coke zero tastes more like the ex-US Coke Light (euro, asia etc) Diet coke is kinda like sucking on a packet of sweet n low12:13 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to laughallyouwant

# @FSEANCC i'm gonna hang up FTW in the rafters as well.12:10 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to FSEANCC

# @petewentz "my born to lose tattoo got infected" -ziggy12:04 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to petewentz

# @jimlee00 "angry and dangerous loners are famed for keeping journals, and frank castle is no exception!" Vol 111:26 PM Apr 16th from twidroid

# @indecisean hahaha retail-hell ftw. I remember alot of walking around the mall aimlessly and hiding in the back room10:15 PM Apr 16th from web in reply to indecisean

# @etidwastaken "I'm feelin' those lighters out there!"10:05 PM Apr 16th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @indecisean all i remember from working at gamestop in the late 90s was moms offering me sexual favors for pokemon cards9:40 PM Apr 16th from web in reply to indecisean

# Going into a "video game store" is a real fuckin hassle. Everyones a "snarky game critic". This sucks8:49 PM Apr 16th from twidroid

# http://twitpic.com/3erg1 - @chaunceycc remember Maury's old show? All he used to talk about was playing records backwards to conjure demons.7:50 PM Apr 16th from TwitPic

# Piglet sometimes does a victory dance before returning her waste to Mother Earth.7:46 PM Apr 16th from web

# @FSEANCC I might be able to get in on the Turkish Jaws if i play my cards right7:41 PM Apr 16th from web in reply to FSEANCC

# @IanGonzales come to think of it, i bet theres a garbage truck or two out there with Galactica airbrushed on it7:08 PM Apr 16th from web in reply to IanGonzales

# @ChaunceyCC get that dude on Twitter! He's a human LoLzooka6:57 PM Apr 16th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @bigwormy leaked footage of worm training http://tinyurl.com/ct7htn6:53 PM Apr 16th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @FSEANCC (mind blown clear off head)6:48 PM Apr 16th from web in reply to FSEANCC

# @FSEANCC I've stumbled into a Beef Party or two on accident.10:23 AM Apr 16th from web in reply to FSEANCC

# http://twitpic.com/3e5tp - @jonrivera Yea, shit was crazy! we barely made it out of there9:55 AM Apr 16th from TwitPic

# Twitter is kinda the un-text message like 7 up is the un-cola9:08 AM Apr 16th from twidroid

# @KarriXLin VOM!6:29 AM Apr 16th from twidroid in reply to KarriXLin

# http://twitpic.com/3dvcy - Kinda tastes like, if you were sucking on a lollipop and then spit it into a bottle. And then sealed the bott ...4:58 AM Apr 16th from TwitPic

# @bigwormy haha i bet hes at least brown belt by now with a full beard!4:51 AM Apr 16th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @bigwormy How come your little bro isn't on twitter yet??4:39 AM Apr 16th from web in reply to bigwormy

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/3b8sfh4:32 AM Apr 16th from web

# @JonRivera don't fall prey to INNER CITY PRESSURE. Nicks gonna end up in a dance-capade for sure1:52 AM Apr 16th from twidroid in reply to JonRivera

# @benjorg BEN! whatthefuckisup!6:19 AM Apr 15th from web in reply to benjorg

# @bigwormy did you find any takers on that muffin stump?6:14 AM Apr 15th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @JonRivera wolfmans got nards5:54 AM Apr 15th from twidroid in reply to JonRivera

# http://twitpic.com/3bjin - @trohman @etidwastaken I smell cameo!10:16 PM Apr 14th from TwitPic

# @trohman hahahah sign me up! this shits the next "spy kids" for sure10:09 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to trohman

# http://twitpic.com/3bil4 - @trohman you probably need multiples of this9:59 PM Apr 14th from TwitPic

# @etidwastaken that's most definately a TAB on her desk but they couldn't get the clearance. CATHY FTW9:57 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @trohman HAHAHA what about when the spectral grandfather watches over the kids, and shit gets real somber9:54 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to trohman

# @etidwastaken the future of pick-up lines "johnny, your so fuckin viral, i can't even handle it"9:52 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @ChaunceyCC holy shit! thats the kinda shit you see in the 'loin sometimes9:50 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# http://twitpic.com/3bhzl - @trohman Don't forget to include all of this exciting shit9:49 PM Apr 14th from TwitPic

# @trohman joe trohman starring in theTEMPLE OF BOOM9:34 PM Apr 14th from web

# @JoelMadden hahah lawn mowing, picking up the change!9:28 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to JoelMadden

# @therattlesnake i'll break out my speedo9:25 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to therattlesnake

# @andygreenwald andy, you've fallen into the thespian stronghold! get out of there!9:25 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @ChaunceyCC http://tinyurl.com/crqhdm9:24 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @FaceTheStrain zelda 647:46 AM Apr 14th from twidroid in reply to FaceTheStrain

# @etidwastaken vice versa 2: electric boogaloo7:14 AM Apr 14th from twidroid in reply to etidwastaken

# @JonRivera yea dude, I heard the vs mode is on the disk already ,and they are trying to pull a fast one6:54 AM Apr 14th from twidroid in reply to JonRivera

# @jonrivera how's VSs mode in RE5?5:14 AM Apr 14th from twidroid

# @Jayreason that's a question that could cause the internet to actually explode5:00 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @ChristopherDXS im scoping out Gauntlet 2 and Tron deadly discs for my next cabs!4:57 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to ChristopherDXS

# "Wizard, your life force is running out" why are you such a wuss3:49 AM Apr 14th from twidroid

# @jimlee00 We took Grant and Kristen to go check out piles of junk the other day. We almost bought ancient chinese fighting claws3:16 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to jimlee00

# @Mdeitz05 I love flying, i hate going through security. Its like getting your gums tattooed2:42 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to Mdeitz05

# actually, correction. I don't hate mondays anymore. Theres no reason for me to hate any day of the week unless we are flying2:37 AM Apr 14th from web

# http://twitpic.com/3abh3 - me and g-field concur2:21 AM Apr 14th from TwitPic

# @mynameisjonah second base dude!2:19 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to mynameisjonah

# @ChaunceyCC hahah all day i was trying to remember the sound effect for it2:17 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC I wish when i leveled up that golden dust shot everywhere and the words "level up" cascaded around me2:08 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @bigwormy are you back on the WoW yet wormzers2:07 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @bigwormy man worm, you make me wanna shoop. http://tinyurl.com/2eek7q12:58 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @laughallyouwant that's a good question. I think walmart might win because they own the entire widwestern US. I prefer target however12:46 AM Apr 14th from twidroid in reply to laughallyouwant

# @MindDaChemicals well, its kinda like if the gap and walmart had a baby, don't know if they have those in scotland either though12:41 AM Apr 14th from twidroid

# They sell Voss water at Target....countdown until people deem it uncool is beginning12:34 AM Apr 14th from twidroid

# The americano is the eight ball of coffees. Rageing12:17 AM Apr 14th from twidroid

# @JonRivera "try and battle my boys? That's not leeeeggggaaaal ohhh eeeee ohhhh"11:21 PM Apr 13th from twidroid in reply to JonRivera

# @spiteface http://tinyurl.com/6a4kyl the emotional roller coaster that is the karate kid10:57 PM Apr 13th from web in reply to spiteface

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/24nn82 "Put him in a bodybag, Johnny!!!!!!"10:55 PM Apr 13th from web

# @bigwormy my worm-ometer is off the charts right now guys10:20 PM Apr 13th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @bigwormy Because of the Waterfall song??10:08 PM Apr 13th from web in reply to bigwormy

# @jimlee00 http://tinyurl.com/57fp4j heres that thing at FAO i was telling carla about before7:40 AM Apr 13th from TweetDeck

# @saaanch I figured out a movie for you to review...Leonard part 67:22 AM Apr 13th from web

# @sarahdope I'm gonna include Megaladons in this blood-fued for the ages as well7:17 AM Apr 13th from web in reply to sarahdope

# http://twitpic.com/393qh - @petewentz We'll slap this on a dalorean and we are set for Easter II7:16 AM Apr 13th from TwitPic

# When i retire, I'm gonna buy a submarine to hunt giant-squid7:08 AM Apr 13th from web

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/dll8422:51 AM Apr 13th from web

# @raytoro that fuckin rips! bravo2:47 AM Apr 13th from web in reply to raytoro

# @spiteface daisy duke and boss hog!1:48 AM Apr 13th from web in reply to spiteface

# I'm gonna teach Piglet to sleep on her back ontop of a dog house like Snoopy12:20 AM Apr 13th from twidroid

# @gerardway your 10 o clock, dude doesn't think I see his camera. The chump olympics11:55 PM Apr 12th from twidroid

# If you mix Splenda, equal and sweet n low you will find the lost city of atlantis11:35 PM Apr 12th from twidroid

# @AnjaDanDelion don't worry, they probably only want to see you dance to "Tequila" on a bar.11:28 PM Apr 12th from twidroid in reply to AnjaDanDelion

# @JonRivera somethings real fishy about Robin dude, he sounds just like Casey Casum11:13 PM Apr 12th from twidroid in reply to JonRivera

# I hope one of you guys or gals got this for Easter http://short.to/4emw10:27 PM Apr 12th from twidroid

# @Joke2far don't forget to make Muppets at FAO!10:05 PM Apr 12th from twidroid in reply to Joke2far

# When are dudes gonna stop rocking bike shorts!? This ain't the Marvel Universe and you don't have a sweet ass7:09 PM Apr 12th from twidroid

# @gerardway@chaunceycc@JonRivera remember that time we teamed up with the Harlem Globetrotters and foiled the old lighthouse owner?10:11 AM Apr 12th from twidroid

# @mcrfash1 most definately9:19 AM Apr 12th from twidroid in reply to mcrfash1

# @gerardway@ChaunceyCC couch-lock , grim-lock and modulock9:09 AM Apr 12th from twidroid

# @FSEANCC @chaunceycc King cobra& Funyans!8:44 AM Apr 12th from twidroid in reply to FSEANCC

# @ChaunceyCC hahahah hanging at the sizzler7:39 AM Apr 12th from twidroid

# @ChaunceyCC you better pound those Sparx, because Cheddy is clocking you7:34 AM Apr 12th from twidroid

# @jonrivera http://tinyurl.com/ajp7no6:11 AM Apr 12th from web

# Are kids really smoking Smarties now??2:47 AM Apr 12th from twidroid

# @angiegogo http://tinyurl.com/3b38qu12:12 AM Apr 12th from web in reply to angiegogo

# @andygreenwald http://tinyurl.com/2wtotr we need a running count of how many times this has been played at Don Hills12:10 AM Apr 12th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @andygreenwald You've drawn first-Elastica! checkmate12:09 AM Apr 12th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @andygreenwald http://tinyurl.com/4n6fe7 J-C!12:01 AM Apr 12th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @andygreenwald BEST OF 1995 DAY! http://tinyurl.com/c36aga11:56 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# http://twitpic.com/36d97 - @koreantomcruise would you say you had a porkgasm?11:55 PM Apr 11th from TwitPic

# @andygreenwald http://tinyurl.com/d4esfo11:37 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @JonRivera RIVER BOTTOM NIGHTTTTTMARE..........BAND10:22 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to JonRivera

# Flagrant continuity error, five yard penalty http://short.to/4dr510:13 PM Apr 11th from twidroid

# @JonRivera @gerardway Fuck yea, i'm down for a "stay-cation".10:10 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @joanarfc I did, up until the time he beat the shit out of his wife10:08 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to joanarfc

# @petewentz The Iron Sheik will put anyone in the camel clutch for like 20 bucks. I bet that shit really hurts.10:07 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to petewentz

# @petewentz i keep meaning to buy it and forget. Dude, you gotta get wasted with the Nature Boy and get matching 4 horseman tattoos10:01 PM Apr 11th from web

# I would pay anything for a Jack Kirby sketch of @JonRivera9:51 PM Apr 11th from web

# @JonRivera the original version by the peanuts is nowhere to be found. The fact they're riding mothra makes up for it9:08 PM Apr 11th from twidroid in reply to JonRivera

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/d8csgc8:45 PM Apr 11th from web

# @blackstar_18 I'm not quite sure if Piglet ages. Possible Highlander8:39 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to blackstar_18

# @indecisean dreams really do come true!8:35 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to indecisean

# @sarahdope i hate when i have to change my leggings!8:25 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to sarahdope

# @JonRivera I think this braces the everybody for the inevitable Kindergarten Cop: The Series. The world is now ready8:24 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @Seth_Rogen I'll direct message you the "secret coordinates"8:22 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to rogiddy

# @petewentz hahaha http://tinyurl.com/ajt9yk8:21 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to petewentz

# @cassandraic kitty fuckin pryde11:30 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to cassandraic

# All your base are belong to us11:29 AM Apr 11th from web

# @rhyshandley Vile custard!11:25 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to rhyshandley

# Ambrosia is some kind of a marshmallow desert/salad hybrid8:30 AM Apr 11th from twidroid

# What do you guys think about ambrosia? I think its really fuckin weird!8:21 AM Apr 11th from twidroid

# @aUnique_usrname I quit drinking 3 years ago!5:15 AM Apr 11th from twidroid in reply to aUnique_usrname

# @JonRivera I found that footage of me and you training on the beach way back when. http://tinyurl.com/3p34mg4:29 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @JonRivera that's how much of a "vision quest" I'm on. I forgot that was your picture4:22 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @JonRivera "Ohhhhhhhh no, not the nose in the book penalty!"4:16 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @JonRivera The people demand a guest blog Jon Boy! Your public awaits4:13 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to JonRivera

# http://twitpic.com/34u0s - BOUGHT4:02 AM Apr 11th from TwitPic

# @angiegogo I strive for excellence!4:00 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to angiegogo

# http://twitpic.com/34th4 - @teddyrick true success indeed3:53 AM Apr 11th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/34te1 - Yeeeesh. buzz-kill3:52 AM Apr 11th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/34szg - meta-pizza. a pizza containing tiny pizzas. thats some lion king shit3:45 AM Apr 11th from TwitPic

# Jake is a true legend. He's just too next-level for some people http://tinyurl.com/3darsg3:39 AM Apr 11th from web

# @ChaunceyCC http://tinyurl.com/69b8ws3:35 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# http://twitpic.com/34pvb - @jimlee00 This has to be at least in the top three ways to die. Thanks to whomever sent it over. the glob is ...2:53 AM Apr 11th from TwitPic

# @chemical_Lizzie Trans-Am2:27 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to chemical_Lizzie

# @cubesdown man, your super dedicated to that song. I admire your stick-to-it-ness.2:07 AM Apr 11th from twidroid in reply to cubesdown

# @Seth_Rogen dude, we need to go on a "vision quest" sometime soon. Visit "the happy hunting ground"2:05 AM Apr 11th from twidroid in reply to rogiddy

# @ShellosaurusRex I don't know, you guys had Diet Pepsi Max like 7 years before we did1:40 AM Apr 11th from twidroid in reply to ShellosaurusRex

# There's a dark horse in the running. Her name is diet cherry dr pepper. Coke zero beware1:28 AM Apr 11th from twidroid

# http://twitpic.com/34jq4 - @koreantomcruise and we need to hang out with these dudes when wearing it1:11 AM Apr 11th from TwitPic

# @koreantomcruise HOLY SHIT! lets all buy 80s WWF shirts and rep em hard.12:24 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# @andygreenwald HAHAHA we can do a cross-over with "Night Nurse"!!9:41 PM Apr 10th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# http://twitpic.com/3455z - @andygreenwald Here's your relaunch9:26 PM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/344qo - @etidwastaken Mad-Dog 20/20 banana red9:20 PM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# @ChaunceyCC MAGIC DRACULA!9:14 PM Apr 10th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# http://twitpic.com/3449a - @chaunceycc or this9:13 PM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/3442b - @chaunceycc i wish i could win this in a dice game instead9:11 PM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/33zki - Trying to gauge Piggy's intelligence level. This is the closest so far. Shes kinda like rosie from the Jetsons8:09 PM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/clb4er Theres wisdom contained in this gem. pride/hustle/never say die8:02 PM Apr 10th from web

# @chaunceycc Your way funnier than Louis Anderson. I'm gonna make sure you get your own canned pasta brand E7:46 PM Apr 10th from web

# http://twitpic.com/33xs4 - @jayreason say what you will about Louis Anderson, but the dude had his own Spagettiohs7:43 PM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/33xjv - The seedy underbelly on the internet delivers yet again!7:40 PM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# @Jayreason But you can feel like a Gambler http://tinyurl.com/5p74ht7:20 PM Apr 10th from web in reply to Jayreason

# @andygreenwald I hope it involved Howard the duck!7:06 PM Apr 10th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @teddyrick Don't you ever stop dancing http://short.to/44sb10:02 AM Apr 10th from twidroid

# Piglet is down for the count http://short.to/45kd9:49 AM Apr 10th from twidroid

# @Saaanch is trying to learn how to phonetically spell the beginning guitar riff for Purple Haze8:43 AM Apr 10th from twidroid

# @Joshmadden hahahah i love how Admiral A-bar is becoming a cult icon. Bout time8:04 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to Joshmadden

# @outsideherhead I used to hang at GSP as an impressionable young man7:28 AM Apr 10th from twidroid in reply to outsideherhead

# @PiratesDontSkip The Bergen Mall : the mall that time forgot. A wrinkle in time6:45 AM Apr 10th from twidroid in reply to PiratesDontSkip

# @PiratesDontSkip (mind blown)6:11 AM Apr 10th from twidroid in reply to PiratesDontSkip

# @Gofackadawg SNEAK ATTACK. You never know when it's coming5:24 AM Apr 10th from twidroid in reply to Gofackadawg

# Caldors and Bradlees memorial twitter. We barely knew you5:18 AM Apr 10th from twidroid

# @gerardway did they really need to make an Essential Dazzler volume 2?1:39 AM Apr 10th from twidroid

# @sarahdope Kids don't get to experience mental tortures like we did. A character died in every single kids movies in the 1980s.12:44 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to sarahdope

# @mcrispimp I know absolutely nothing on the subject. According to everyone else, we hate it. The internets always right , right!?12:36 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to mcrispimp

# @trignifty I've met and heard weirder!12:32 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to trignifty

# @brittanyj I think he's so brilliant that reading the short stories is like a tease. You kinda want to see 1200 pages more12:32 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to brittanyj

# http://twitpic.com/32ig9 - what i meant was.......NOM NOM NOM NOM12:30 AM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# @koreantomcruise "I see your schwartz is as big as mine!"12:27 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# @SPMCRFOBLVR Stephen King, hands down on the ground. My favorite author of all time. Worst book? let me think12:24 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to SPMCRFOBLVR

# @aliciaway "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" web-humor12:22 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to aliciaway

# @VenganzaMCR Alfred Hitchcock is king! FTW12:12 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to VenganzaMCR

# http://twitpic.com/32h8x - @jonrivera don't worry Jon, Wilford is always watching over you12:10 AM Apr 10th from TwitPic

# @USAixoise http://tinyurl.com/2cnojs For those unfamiliar, Tom Carvel is the dude who sounds like he has a cold at the end11:56 PM Apr 9th from web in reply to USAixoise

# @JonRivera HAHA i was wondering why she's so well behaved now!11:48 PM Apr 9th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @VindictiveEvil That just might be the all time best question you could ask someone in a store.11:37 PM Apr 9th from web in reply to VindictiveEvil

# Holy shit. Mind blown. Asked a dude in a shoe store what sizes something came in and he said 2 of them come in one box. Wow10:25 PM Apr 9th from twidroid

# @therattlesnake hahahaha TRAVIS...how the fuck is it hangin'8:24 PM Apr 9th from web in reply to therattlesnake

# http://twitpic.com/322qc - @gabrielsaporta This is what i used to see whenever i drank vodka/redbull8:14 PM Apr 9th from TwitPic

# @jayreason @chaunceycc That was when you could get signed by just purchasing black hair dye.7:59 PM Apr 9th from web

# http://twitpic.com/3219d - They're coming to get you @saaanch -ara7:50 PM Apr 9th from TwitPic

# @JonRivera @jimlee00 I'll just bake you guys a cake with a file in it, and bring when i visit you in the clink.7:41 PM Apr 9th from web in reply to JonRivera

# http://twitpic.com/32010 - Good morning everybody. SANCH, we need to get one of these in every city on our next tour.7:28 PM Apr 9th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/31hsf - @joelmadden night homie! Cheddy Kreuger?11:39 AM Apr 9th from TwitPic

# @JoelMadden http://tinyurl.com/dxulpx exactly! Watching stuff like this is precisely why i'm so well adjusted now.11:18 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to JoelMadden

# This gave me crippling nightmares as a child as well http://tinyurl.com/5pa2u211:00 AM Apr 9th from web

# @gerardway @etidwastaken and i don't know if we are kidding.10:35 AM Apr 9th from web

# @xMCRxVAMPIREx I don't quite know how to take that..i probably don't taste very good10:28 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to msixmcrfOrEvErx

# @batmanrabbit WOW, great idea for a future blog, im on the case10:22 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to batmanrabbit

# MW SOTD: http://tinyurl.com/dasyto10:13 AM Apr 9th from web

# @getmecloser2God a future blog post will explain the secret origins of the Mf'inW shirt.9:51 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to getmecloser2God

# @gerardway I'm on the case9:49 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to gerardway

# @etidwastaken haha oh my bad. I was trying to quit drinking on that tour but i remember that AND the karaoke crowd-surfing incident9:48 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @gerardway HAHA! copyright that right now, before the 'Mark robs it.9:44 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to gerardway

# @etidwastaken hahahha. remember when you let us stay at your house in 02(ish)? Someone may have puked then too9:42 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @etidwastaken I spit out my Shasta when i saw that pic.9:38 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# Oh shit, its midnight. Happiest of Birthdays, to my big brother, Mr Gerard Arthur Way esquire!8:56 AM Apr 9th from web

# @maryxjoe I wish, last year was a blast. I play coca cola zero fest, the home edition at the studio every day8:27 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to maryxjoe

# @christymychem Professor Sultry did it with the leather whip in the Library4:29 AM Apr 9th from twidroid in reply to christymychem

# @seriouscreep Castle Boofenstein4:23 AM Apr 9th from twidroid in reply to seriouscreep

# @spiteface Winston's favorite author is Dale Carnegie3:49 AM Apr 9th from twidroid

# @mcrispimp "Ive got a great idea, let's make Clue look like Mall Madness!"3:24 AM Apr 9th from twidroid in reply to mcrispimp

# Clue: Wack Edition. http://short.to/3zq12:34 AM Apr 9th from twidroid

# @JonRivera did "Ultra-Combo-Finish" flash above you as you left?2:26 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @petewentz thats an amazing idea. FRUIT BRUTE: CEREAL KILLAHZ. We can make battle-beasts shirts2:26 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to petewentz

# @spiteface WINSTON SAVES...i see it in neon lights12:59 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to spiteface

# @saaanch who's the genius that DIDN'T capitalize off of Stay-Puft marshmallows. That shit was simple and they blew it12:52 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to saaanch

# @saaanch We can just release it under the SANCH namebrand and call it Ek-to kewler, so we don't get sued12:37 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to saaanch

# @dopejeanine Thats where my confusion was born. I was an avid g-field and chipmunks fan when i was three apples high12:09 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to dopejeanine

# @UnknownMary My bad! Garfields human cohort is Jon and not Dave.*ooooooooooooops12:07 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to UnknownMary

# @etidwastaken M.U.S.C.L.E was an obsession.Peep this set that just came out in japan http://tinyurl.com/24ugqv12:03 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @petewentz http://tinyurl.com/cwdh3s Did you ever complete your collection? i love the theme song11:51 PM Apr 8th from web

# @andygreenwald Nermal was such a bitch to G-field. I was a big fan of the barnyard side story. the Pig and the walking egg etc11:42 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @sydsuntha HAHA! i remember that night. DEBAUCHERY. That dude was like double my size and backed off.11:37 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to sydsuntha

# @petewentz haha! nermal! Every time Daves about to get laid, Garfield totally blows it for him11:36 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to petewentz

# Just to clear something up, Piglet is definitely a female. maximum estrogen10:19 PM Apr 8th from web

# http://twitpic.com/30jq1 - @Brerard_ something like this10:12 PM Apr 8th from TwitPic

# @karenplusone that drink would be titled "The Porcelain God". As in, you'll be kneeling before it the morning after.9:58 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to karenplusone

# http://twitpic.com/30i7x - This is what Piglet looks like when she sees pizza9:44 PM Apr 8th from TwitPic

# @philgorgeous you went to prison?! did you tattoo the schematics on your body and break out?9:41 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to philgorgeous

# @newageamazon then they went and fucked up and got rid of Slammin Orange tangerine too! deplorable9:36 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to newageamazon

# @philgorgeous holy shit, its filthy phil. How the fuck are you livin'9:33 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to philgorgeous

# @brandyway did they get a gold-assed medal?? science fair?9:23 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to brandyway

# http://twitpic.com/30gxq - Make it happen Hi-C. Don't fuckin blow it9:20 PM Apr 8th from TwitPic

# @andygreenwald speaking of wiper fluid, we need a petition to get Ecto-Cooler back.9:17 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @karenplusone fuck yea! I'm an expensive date9:03 PM Apr 8th from twidroid in reply to karenplusone

# @karenplusone their focus groups were too drunk and didn't realize that shit looks and smells like wiper fluid8:58 PM Apr 8th from twidroid in reply to karenplusone

# @gurj guilty as charged. How the fuck are you girl?!8:20 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to gurj

# @gurj @karenplusone = the official Sparks girls8:16 PM Apr 8th from web

# @ChaunceyCC I was HUGE into Sparks in the winter of 05/06. It's the alcoholic equivalent of a tire-yard fire.8:11 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC hahahah. its all good, your allowed to be partially candid on twitter i think8:04 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC Moet just tastes that much better when it's from J-B-J. I imagine the theory works with R Kelz and Hypno too8:03 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC If i still drank, i'm fairly certain that we would both have been sharing a jail cell somewhere in NY state that evening7:57 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC hahaha, We are gonna book you a ticket to LA soon, your an integral part of our "process" E7:53 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @andygreenwald AMEN! i was sweating bullets that it was gonna get canned and we wouldn't know the fate of KP7:49 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @ChaunceyCC People are too busy ordering your blazing new designs and forgot all about twitter7:42 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# Wolverine is all over the goddamned 7-11!7:48 AM Apr 8th from twidroid

# @iheartmissy would you say perhaps your coming down the sickness?5:41 AM Apr 8th from web in reply to iheartmissy

# @JonRivera Mr Poppa Giorgio2:18 AM Apr 8th from web in reply to JonRivera

# http://twitpic.com/2z912 - Someones incredible review of "The Knowing"1:58 AM Apr 8th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/2z8z7 - The internet's retort to the DSi not being jailbroken yet1:57 AM Apr 8th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/2z8ou - Here's a LoL-zooka from the onion.1:52 AM Apr 8th from TwitPic

# Mikey Way Song of the Day: http://tinyurl.com/crzvbr11:49 PM Apr 7th from web

# @_xotashhh hahaha. Whatever i was saying, probably made zero sense anyway11:47 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to _xotashhh

# @trohman Mr Blue Sky?!?!?!?11:40 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to trohman

# @avo7778 I used to have a similar problem! i used to have crippling social anxiety and used to avoid presentations at school like the plague11:15 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to avo7778

# @brandyway fuck yea, i remember! @indecisean put on that show11:01 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to brandyway

# @Gofackadawg 1.21 GIGGAWATTS of AWESOME10:55 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# @FirithAriel neglected, I need to get my WoW in gear10:47 PM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to FirithAriel

# @jimlee00 @jonrivera your my dreaaaaam maker, heart breakkkkkker somethin somethin around town10:46 PM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to jimlee00

# @Gofackadawg getting it to actually work is gonna be the hitch. I wanna head back to 89 and cheer myself up10:44 PM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to Gofackadawg

# @Joshmadden HAHAHA I think I'm able to grow a beard now after seeing this. The world makes a little more sense now10:29 PM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to Joshmadden

# @kimmiegibbler08 I like those odds. That's math you can really get behind10:26 PM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to kimmiegibbler08

# @indecisean Dance-rape is becoming a big problem in the vampire underworld. Call your congress-men/women10:02 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to indecisean

# @FUCKCITY andy, be careful .I saw some shit on discovery, you could cause a black hole or some shit twittering from the twitter offices9:56 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to FUCKCITY

# @Gofackadawg Eff bean, http://tinyurl.com/5dgmh6 NEED+WANT=OWN9:55 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# @indecisean hahahahaah. I've heard all about that scene. Puberty skippage9:48 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to indecisean

# @JonRivera JON RIVERA IS HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Girl, who you playing wit9:47 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to JonRivera

# @sarahdope (?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!) mind-blown9:33 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to sarahdope

# http://twitpic.com/2xzoe - Thank you frankie!6:06 AM Apr 7th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/2xznf - My geek shirt collection is growing. Thank you ray toro!6:05 AM Apr 7th from TwitPic

# @andygreenwald man, you've got a point. And when andy's right, andy's right!5:32 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# Mikey Way Song of the Day: https://www.youtube.com/watc...5:26 AM Apr 7th from web

# @andygreenwald speaking of snacks, have you seen those giant Cheetos? kinda next level5:24 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @kellxbellmcr I'm allergic to Nick Cage5:21 AM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to kellxmcr

# @andygreenwald HOLY SMOKES! Everybody welcome my good buddy andy greenwald4:37 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to andygreenwald

# @eve76 haven't seen it yet. Does Keanu say "whoaaaa" in it? thats the pleasure-meter4:31 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to eve76

# @PhotoFinishRecs MATT FUCKIN GALLE4:07 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to PhotoFinishRecs

# @indecisean I bet the makers of the Gi Joe movie put a hit out on me already3:40 AM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to indecisean

# @indecisean You've got a solid point there. I'll put the hate-orade back in the fridge. Roflsaurus-rex3:35 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to indecisean

# @madpierrot that would be like someone putting Marlon Wayans in the GI Joe mov.......oh wait....sorry3:32 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to madpierrot

# Terminator: Salvation is PG:13. BLOWING IT 1013:30 AM Apr 7th from web

# @joliefolie Megaladon 32:16 AM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to joliefolie

# @indecisean buster brown!2:02 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to indecisean

# @indecisean People's diamond shoes are too tight1:56 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to indecisean

# @SilentxViolence I didn't have a drivers handbook. @spiteface taught me how to drive1:30 AM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to SilentxViolence

# @OurLadyOfSorrow fuckin stellar man. Piggy was amped to the MAX1:16 AM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to OurLadyOfSorrow

# @MyChemKittysaur oh yea, Troll-age. There's a story behind the shirt. I don't have to explain myself to anyone1:06 AM Apr 7th from twidroid in reply to MyChemKittysaur

# @ChristopherDXS don't forget to "top up your mobile"12:20 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @MickieM that was actually my other dream profession when I was three apples high, WWF wrestler12:16 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to MickieM

# @petewentz hahhaah fruit brute out. See if you can smuggle Wickett under your shirt. We need to start dressing like stormtroopers too11:30 PM Apr 6th from web in reply to petewentz

# @Franklero "i've been drinking green tea all day!"11:27 PM Apr 6th from web in reply to Franklero

# @petewentz dude, this blew my mind as well but it is INDEED true. How fuckin nuts is that11:21 PM Apr 6th from web in reply to petewentz

# @huntersmith666 thats the thing! i can't tell the difference.9:43 PM Apr 6th from web in reply to iamhuntersmith

# @Franklero PARTY FOUL.9:42 PM Apr 6th from web in reply to Franklero

# @spiteface hahahahahahahahahhahahahah. ZING9:37 PM Apr 6th from web in reply to spiteface

# bought a DSi. Don't know how i feel about it9:36 PM Apr 6th from web

# @ChaunceyCC pumpkin granola, fruit leather, oats, grains, wheats4:50 AM Apr 6th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @haley_helena I have one. Makes me look like a Jedi. Keeps me warm.11:29 PM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to haley_helena

# @cubesdown hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Ok11:27 PM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to cubesdown

# @lozzylor Jaws never actually dies at the end. He/she is possessed by evil spirits or some shit10:43 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to scavengerlor

# @indecisean Jaws 3-.............D??10:35 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to indecisean

# http://twitpic.com/2vsnj - Every time i watch Jaws 4, i find something new to laugh at. Lorraine Gary's psychic powers!!!10:24 PM Apr 5th from TwitPic

# @TeddyRick http://www.ibtimes.com/arti...10:16 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to TeddyRick

# @tbsnewagain RUBANGO10:08 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to tbsnewagain

# @KaylynOdonnell the day is young9:53 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to KaylynOdonnell

# @ChristopherDXS sunny?! and england?! same sentance??9:30 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @levarburton bravo sir, your a gentleman and a scholar9:11 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to levarburton

# @tbsnewagain https://www.youtube.com/watc... Adam at the gym hidden camera8:19 PM Apr 5th from web in reply to tbsnewagain

# @saaanch Michael Caine: Demon Shark Hunter8:57 AM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to saaanch

# @saaanch www.maneaterseries.com8:46 AM Apr 5th from twidroid

# Mikey Way Song of the Day: https://www.youtube.com/watc... They waste no time getting to that sick chorus5:21 AM Apr 5th from web

# @perfectdenial If that's what i think it is, then the internet has leveled up5:08 AM Apr 5th from web in reply to perfectdenial

# @mcrfash1 que?!5:04 AM Apr 5th from web in reply to mcrfash1

# @ChaunceyCC L0Lzooka5:04 AM Apr 5th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @VivaLaCaro Front Street USA, population you!5:01 AM Apr 5th from web in reply to VivaLaCaro

# @Mirfeil Bulletproof3:59 AM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to iamMirfeil

# @ChaunceyCC DOS chatroom? Apple 2E-core3:54 AM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC America Online Chatroom circa 97??3:46 AM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @aliciaway see also; pissing on someone's cornflakes12:37 AM Apr 5th from web in reply to aliciaway

# @Franklero hhahahah time to bones12:06 AM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to Franklero

# @dani_panic actually, the dude from Airwolf knocked Van Damme out in one punch so I don't think he would handle Batman too well12:05 AM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to dani_panic

# @dani_panic Jean Claude Van Damm, however the fuck you spell it12:01 AM Apr 5th from twidroid in reply to dani_panic

# @CelineixiCeeCee Only In Dreams11:59 PM Apr 4th from twidroid in reply to OfficialCee

# @KaylynOdonnell fuck yea, big announcements soon11:58 PM Apr 4th from twidroid in reply to KaylynOdonnell

# @ordinaryxmary some days I like the blue record better than pinkerton, and then vice versa other days11:57 PM Apr 4th from twidroid in reply to ordinaryxmary

# @NiZz_ it means different things to different people.11:55 PM Apr 4th from twidroid in reply to NiZz_

# @Franklero the Red Album is fuckin stellar, I don't know what people were pissing and moaning about11:50 PM Apr 4th from twidroid in reply to Franklero

# @gerardway Piglet wanted to make it down, but she had school.11:28 PM Apr 4th from web in reply to gerardway

# @spiteface hahhahahahahahahah. Im gonna have to get her in with Dr. Drew11:20 PM Apr 4th from web in reply to spiteface

# @JoelMadden It's that Kobe beef. Its the rolls royce of hamburgers11:19 PM Apr 4th from web in reply to JoelMadden

# http://twitpic.com/2tu6p - Piglet is back from Spring Break!10:01 PM Apr 4th from TwitPic

# @ChaunceyCC "cough-lock" "couch-lock"9:44 PM Apr 4th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @FSEANCC "There's this place in the woods and if you bury something there it comes back to you!!!!!"9:43 PM Apr 4th from web in reply to FSEANCC

# @ChaunceyCC Aggressive advertising, real aggressive9:35 PM Apr 4th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @mattg00d I've been slacking on the WoW front. I will make my return before long9:32 PM Apr 4th from web in reply to mattg00d

# @mattg00d FEVER-SHOT9:31 PM Apr 4th from web in reply to mattg00d

# I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel http://short.to/3n729:18 PM Apr 4th from twidroid

# @saaanch finally! SAAAAAAAAAANCH10:16 AM Apr 4th from twidroid in reply to saaanch

# Ray toro is from the future! He has television in his car5:32 AM Apr 4th from twidroid

# @koreantomcruise we need a group trip to weezer when they come back around5:28 AM Apr 4th from twidroid in reply to koreantomcruise

# 1999 threw up all over me tonight. Ready to shred4:28 AM Apr 4th from web

# I think I've listened to Pinkerton at least twice a week since the day it came out3:37 AM Apr 4th from twidroid

# @cubesdown I don't think you want to know the answer to this one3:00 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to cubesdown

# @FSEANCC Twitassacre!2:43 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to FSEANCC

# @ChristopherDXS You are king of the bold statement sir. Bravo!1:38 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @Fseancc HOLLA1:35 AM Apr 4th from web

# @etidwastaken Thats where Gees BANE hoodie went!1:34 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @ChaunceyCC i need that DVD in my life now. Today's Pavement-Friday over at Planet-Awesome.1:32 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @johnnyboyuk next batter up, John Slimin from over the pond in the UK1:26 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to johnnyboyuk

# "MikeyWay Song of the Day": https://www.youtube.com/watc...1:07 AM Apr 4th from web

# @TeddyRick him and the tooth fairy got in a knife-fight, and i think i know who won1:02 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to TeddyRick

# @ChaunceyCC a definite L@lathon in the making E12:30 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @snickers_bar 36 DEGREES FTW12:20 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to snickers_bar

# http://twitpic.com/2s51t - @jimlee00 @gerardway I don't know how much more awesomeness can fit on one cover11:55 PM Apr 3rd from TwitPic

# @Joshmadden I'm not allowed to comment on "them" or the NME will pounce11:52 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to Joshmadden

# @Joshmadden NIN makes up for the lack of Placebo-ness for sure11:51 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to Joshmadden

# @Joke2far Carla! welcome aboard the S.S.-awesome11:50 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to Joke2far

# http://twitpic.com/2s47q - Placebo isn't on our day(s), bummerooski11:41 PM Apr 3rd from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/2s47d - Placebo isn't on our day(s), bummerooski11:41 PM Apr 3rd from TwitPic

# @jimlee00 I can't rock Robin's chainmail undies anymore! the chafing is unbearable11:37 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to jimlee00

# @ChaunceyCC RT @ Cheddy Kreuger, ROFLsaurus11:25 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC wtf does FT @ mean in twit-ology? I'm a n00benstein11:23 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @jimlee00 Have you looked into building that cave in your basement yet? Your secret is safe with me11:22 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to jimlee00

# @jimlee00 I'll start building my "Jim-signal" on our roof!10:59 PM Apr 3rd from twidroid in reply to jimlee00

# @jimlee00 everybody welcome our good buddy Mr Jim Lee to the party!10:53 PM Apr 3rd from twidroid in reply to jimlee00

# Wayne Firehouse reunion show in LA tonight.10:28 PM Apr 3rd from twidroid

# @trohman MERCYFUL FATE!7:10 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to trohman

# @ChaunceyCC I'll have to cut my eyelids off like that girl did in number 2!7:36 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @karenplusone fuck headphones. that shit needs to be blasting5:42 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to karenplusone

# @etidwastaken long time no talk! How the fuck have you been man?4:28 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to etidwastaken

# @gerardway Time flies on Planet-Awesome!4:27 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to gerardway

# @caroooooo that is correct. michaeljamesway is not me. I have been gifted my name back4:25 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to caroooooo

# @etidwastaken the BUCK stops here.......rimshot4:24 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to etidwastaken

# MikeyWay Song of The Day: https://www.youtube.com/watc... I couldn't help myself, it rhymes too well.3:11 AM Apr 3rd from web

# @FUCKCITY A-HURLZ!2:51 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to FUCKCITY

# @ultragrrrl ha ha ha ha ha ha! Memorrriiiiiies like the corner of my mind.2:11 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to ultragrrrl

# @SerenityKat Advanced Dungeons and Dragons or The Real Ghostbusters1:28 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to SerenityKat

# @AddledSkeptic Jack O' Lantern Peeps FTW1:24 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to AddledSkeptic

# http://twitpic.com/2qnkz - @teddyrick Did he look something like this?1:21 AM Apr 3rd from TwitPic

# @trohman we call those the "Phoner Blues". Chin up, you shall overcome1:15 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to trohman

# @TeddyRick Bon Jurgens!1:14 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to TeddyRick

# @ManderSaysRawr we are getting really good at defeating fake mees!1:04 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to ManderSaysRawr

# @Vengeance_6661 Archangel for sure. I hate Gambit something fierce12:55 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to Vengeance_6661

# @JoelMadden thanks homie! got my name back, feels very liberating12:44 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to JoelMadden

# @sydsuntha Heavily possible12:40 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to sydsuntha

# @xoCar The Swedish Chef, hands down12:16 AM Apr 3rd from twidroid in reply to xoCar

# @gdmcrpunk Twin Peaks is one of my favorite tv shows of all time12:15 AM Apr 3rd from twidroid in reply to gdmcrpunk

# @karenplusone see, you understood. I moved April Fools Day forward12:10 AM Apr 3rd from web in reply to karenplusone

# Man, i hate it when our demos leak. Party foul! bad form. https://www.youtube.com/watc...12:02 AM Apr 3rd from web

# @trohman agreed. the new fast and furious should have been 2 Fast and Furious 4 You. They dropped the ball on the pun-train11:50 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to trohman

# @spiteface microblogging a microblog from a microblog11:44 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to spiteface

# @aliciaway mwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh11:30 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to aliciaway

# @JoelMadden looking quite dapper, sir!11:29 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to JoelMadden

# @Joshmadden MCR/BLUR/GLASVEGAS SUPERTOUR...is the world ready?!11:26 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to Joshmadden

# @ultragrrrl https://www.youtube.com/watc...11:18 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to ultragrrrl

# @petewentz hahaha! i back it. "it puts the lotion in the basket"11:07 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to petewentz

# @tragic_tales_x piglet has been on Spring Break with her friends. She's going through her rebellious phase11:00 PM Apr 2nd from twidroid in reply to tragic_tales_x

# @Franklero https://www.youtube.com/watc...10:19 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to Franklero

# https://www.youtube.com/watc... MCRs version of the bat-signal10:04 PM Apr 2nd from web

# @ChaunceyCC I think that picture was the first clue to the whereabouts of the fountain of youth and/or Atlantis.9:54 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @sydsuntha HOLY SHIT! SYD SUNTHA ladies and gentlemen.9:53 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to sydsuntha

# @0Georgia I'm glad you brought this up. I wouldn't normally self-indulge myself like that BUT it's from MSG. Had to be done.9:51 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to 0Georgia

# @ChaunceyCC Pulling that off in a sentence is like getting Yahtzee for life9:45 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC Your coming on the next MCR tour, no ifs , ands or buts. Your "Fun Patrol" Sheriff!9:37 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChaunceyCC You were Cheddy Kruegering complete with come-up hat during the "Summer of Screamo"9:35 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @petewentz hahaha! you def have to show a little leg to get all your friends in those lounges. Fake me is still at large,imma skin him/her9:34 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to petewentz

# @ChaunceyCC You better get on the phone with your lawyer STAT. Frito-Lay jocked your ad campaign9:28 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @petewentz These are not the droids your looking for...9:27 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to petewentz

# @trohman for sure! i'll be here all week9:24 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to trohman

# @Joshmadden hahahaha. True and Truer.9:08 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to Joshmadden

# @mattg00d I always thought that the big N was anti-gore? Everything has to shit rainbows and sparkle.7:07 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to mattg00d

# @NievesLovesSnow Vegas says Godzilla, but i'm a staunch Stay Puft supporter5:30 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to NievesLovesSnow

# @Gofackadawg We need to rent out a theater, then watch Gremlins and Ghostbusters and light off firecrackers5:28 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# April Fools? http://wii.ign.com/dor/arti...5:23 AM Apr 2nd from web

# @ChaunceyCC Cheddy Kreuger? DREAMSTATE?!5:10 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

# @ChrissyVSThWrld I'm super choosy with manga. I love Akira, Black Jack, Astro Boy (anything by Osamu Tezuka), Death Note3:42 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to ChrissyVSThWrld

# @Gofackadawg I missed my reunion this year i think.................oops3:39 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# @Gofackadawg I think Belleville is in the thesaurus entry for random. And hell-hole3:23 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# @Mirfeil AKIRA, fist of the north star, gundam, transformers, record of the lodoss wars, full metal alch, the list goes on and on3:22 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to iamMirfeil

# @Gofackadawg She went to my old High School i believe.3:18 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# @mattg00d is this the real matt good or am i being hoodwinked?3:07 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to mattg00d

# @spiteface George Pappadapolis FTW3:02 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to spiteface

# Japan has got everything on lock. http://www.leveloneboss.com...2:34 AM Apr 2nd from web

# @trohman all good tromania. Ill see you this week hopefully.2:27 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to trohman

# @tbsnewagain fuck yea! your just in time for the emo-justice league meetings we hold on here2:07 AM Apr 2nd from web in reply to tbsnewagain

# http://twitpic.com/2p6nh - take care of your chompers guys and gals, or your next dentist visit will be alot like this.2:06 AM Apr 2nd from TwitPic

# @ChristopherDXS best fucking idea ever. I back it with a hardness12:51 AM Apr 2nd from twidroid in reply to ChristopherDXS

# @gerardway I battled the Cavity Creeps today, and got my ass handed to me10:31 PM Apr 1st from twidroid in reply to gerardway

# Downfalls of bluetooth: you don't know if the person is talking to a friend or on PCP10:26 PM Apr 1st from twidroid

# Imagine being the Planet Earth camera-man who got stuck filming 100,000 cockroaches eat bat shit in a cave.10:09 AM Apr 1st from twidroid

# @robhitt bring the Earth Day shirt out of retirement9:07 AM Apr 1st from web in reply to robhitt

# @Wolfie85 their days are numbered.8:22 AM Apr 1st from twidroid in reply to Wolfie85

# @karliemcr no, you'll be allowed to ask questions about absolutely anything. The glasses are all knowing.8:17 AM Apr 1st from twidroid in reply to karliemcr

# @vex93 "Don't Stop Believing" Journey8:06 AM Apr 1st from twidroid in reply to BECKYmcrmy

# @MCTedViaNJ because there aren't any in LA and i'm going thru seperation anxiety.1:35 AM Apr 1st from web in reply to MCTedViaNJ

# http://twitpic.com/2nr5b - Moments of silence for Michael Vale. Time to make the donuts for sure1:31 AM Apr 1st from TwitPic

# @trohman the millions and millions of Tromaniacs running wild! The 24 inch pythons. Saying prayers and taking vitamins and shit1:28 AM Apr 1st from web in reply to trohman

# @mcrispimp Piglet is a miniature Shar-Pei.1:26 AM Apr 1st from web in reply to mcrispimp

# @JoelMadden whoa, you can get your name back? i kinda want mine back too1:25 AM Apr 1st from web in reply to JoelMadden

# @tragic_tales_x As soon as i find those pesky glasses. They are around somewhere.12:55 AM Apr 1st from web in reply to tragic_tales_x

# @JoelMadden awwww shucks. Your my boo12:20 AM Apr 1st from web in reply to JoelMadden

# Be careful what you wish for! http://tinyurl.com/d5qpur8:57 PM Mar 30th from web

# In ancient China, the Shar-pei's purple/black tongue was thought to ward off evil spirits4:56 AM Mar 30th from twidroid

# @Joshmadden You need to own that dude! then you can meet up with ralph, richie and potsie at ALs and smoke cigs3:27 AM Mar 30th from web in reply to Joshmadden

# Benefits of home-brew Dunkin' Donuts coffee: You can make it borderline illegally strong.12:00 AM Mar 30th from web

# @gerardway hahah. Dude, no Macho Man in Legends of WM. How did they think that was gonna fly?!11:55 PM Mar 29th from web in reply to gerardway

# http://twitpic.com/2l20l - nobody sells a punch like the Honky Tonk Man11:44 PM Mar 29th from TwitPic

# I think people are allergic to the turn signal9:47 AM Mar 29th from twidroid

# http://twitpic.com/2k4jg - they sure don't make movies like this anymore. Probably a good reason for that too3:58 AM Mar 29th from TwitPic

# @ItsJoelMadden Teen Wolf 2: Electric Boogaloo.3:52 AM Mar 29th from web in reply to JoelMadden

# http://twitpic.com/2k3d5 - I3:36 AM Mar 29th from TwitPic

# @ziimmerrr "like" might not have anything to do with my relationship with coffee7:35 PM Mar 28th from web in reply to ziimmerrr

# @koreantomcruise what happens if someone says pet peeves are a "mute" point? then shit turns into Summerslam7:31 PM Mar 28th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

# i got it! coming soon ..."Ask Mikey('s glasses)". You ask about the real issues and I channel the power of my glasses for answers.3:41 AM Mar 28th from web

# @medinajulia unfortunately my glasses are M.I.A. I've been thinking of taking them down from the rafters, however.1:37 AM Mar 28th from web in reply to medinajulia

# @trohman i told my uncle to leave you guys alone!12:43 AM Mar 28th from web in reply to trohman

# @sarahdope It was equal parts dentist and Apocolypse Now.9:33 PM Mar 27th from web in reply to sarahdope

# @ItsJoelMadden miss you too homie. We are finally in the same state. The hijinx that awaits us.9:27 PM Mar 27th from web in reply to JoelMadden

# http://twitpic.com/2i4o6 - DENTAL AFTERMATH: i have this sudden urge to foil james bond's plans though...9:26 PM Mar 27th from TwitPic

# Slowly losing feeling in most of my mouth. Novacaine FTW. http://short.to/2zq57:24 PM Mar 27th from twidroid

# @ztnewetep there's only one pyramid scheme more powerful than 15 dollar water and diet pills combined...The dentist.7:07 PM Mar 27th from twidroid in reply to petewentz

# http://twitpic.com/2he54 - Jaws 4 "The Revenge" aka: "DEMON-SHARK MOTHERFUCKER"2:40 AM Mar 27th from TwitPic

# @ztnewetep haha! AND you get that sweet vacation scene printed on the bottle. I have to put an end to fake-me's reign of terror! im seething10:32 PM Mar 26th from web in reply to petewentz

# http://twitpic.com/2h22r - Watch this while you play with the Porta-Ouija. How come no one ever talks about how frightening this movie is.10:18 PM Mar 26th from TwitPic

# I'm of the school of thought that Aquafina tastes better than Dasani, but the package isn't as pretty. You can learn alot from water10:11 PM Mar 26th from web

# @Vacant_Stained fuck yea my porta-ouija works. Foolproof12:12 AM Mar 26th from twidroid in reply to Jacket_Slut

# Porta-Ouija take 2... http://short.to/2vpm12:03 AM Mar 26th from twidroid

# Porta-Ouija.simply lay your mobile device and/or laptop down upon a flat surface and scare the shit out of yourself on the go http://sho ...11:56 PM Mar 25th from twidroid

# @PixieRawr_mcr Jaws/Dawn of the Dead (1978) TIE10:41 PM Mar 24th from web in reply to PixieRawr_mcr

# @xxmarixrevengex buster brown or wc fields10:19 PM Mar 24th from twidroid in reply to xxmarixrevengex

# Rim-shot http://short.to/2um710:18 PM Mar 24th from twidroid

# http://tinyurl.com/csvpe8. that's what i'm talkin' about9:15 PM Mar 24th from web

# http://twitpic.com/2e02l - My dork-shirt collection is bitchin'11:23 PM Mar 23rd from TwitPic

# @bobbryar http://garfieldminusgarfiel...11:18 PM Mar 23rd from web in reply to bobbryar

# @gerardway "The Jerz" has gotten it's shit together. I have proof.http://tinyurl.com/bnkjer9:03 PM Mar 23rd from web in reply to gerardway

# @bobbryar I don't know which i'd rather do. Wait on line at the DMV or get bamboo shoots jammed under my fingernails8:57 PM Mar 23rd from web in reply to bobbryar

# I'm getting a Rankin-Bass Hobbit sleeve. Level-up FTW8:42 PM Mar 23rd from web

# http://twitpic.com/2dtyj - The Chuck Berry of all geek-kind.8:33 PM Mar 23rd from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/2c153 - It sounded like a garbage truck, ...falling from the empire state building12:51 AM Mar 22nd from TwitPic

# MCR warcraft guild? Imagine the possibilities...4:02 AM Mar 21st from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/2963j - Me and Einstein, figuring some shit out.9:11 PM Mar 19th from TwitPic

# Sanch is a man posessed by Peggle. If you cut him, Peggle comes flooding out.9:47 AM Mar 19th from TwitterBerry

# Peggle. Extreme Fever.9:41 AM Mar 19th from TwitterBerry

# Return of The Living Dead 2 is blowing my mind. That Pathmark guy is in it9:02 AM Mar 19th from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/28mnj He's no good to me dead8:26 AM Mar 19th from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/27gd6 - Kalima will rule the world soon.5:11 AM Mar 18th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/2769y - Streaks on the china12:29 AM Mar 18th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/25xzv - Ray Toro just blew the lid off of an age-old mystery. Try and say "It's a trap!" as Richard Nixon. Now try to ...10:55 PM Mar 16th from TwitPic

# When Piggy met Megatron. http://short.to/2f469:10 PM Mar 16th from twidroid

# http://twitpic.com/25cch - Things that rhyme with Sanch?6:10 AM Mar 16th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/25c5c - It's a trap5:59 AM Mar 16th from TwitPic

# That's right....Sister to Sleep FTW9:59 PM Mar 15th from TwitterBerry

# Sister to Sleep?9:57 PM Mar 15th from TwitterBerry

# Revenge of the Nerds is on nick at night. Booger Presley is shredding.7:37 AM Mar 14th from TwitterBerry

# Lifegem.com. This website rides the razor's edge between kinda scary and amazing.5:09 AM Mar 14th from TwitterBerry

# When your business manager laps you multiple times in go-karts, it's time to hang it up....3:44 AM Mar 14th from TwitterBerry

# I definately don't write the "tags" for my photos. Sorry to burst some bubbles12:13 AM Mar 14th from TwitterBerry

# Practice-Cam is live4:51 AM Mar 12th from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/1xhwu - gratuitous King Hippo shot11:52 AM Mar 8th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/1xhv6 - Is it humanly possible to have this much Watchmen on ones website?11:48 AM Mar 8th from TwitPic

# @sarahdope when I was 4, I almost met the grim reaper on the other end of a bag of Big League Chew...8:51 AM Mar 3rd from TwitterBerry

# Bazooka Joe flavoring lasts .0003 seconds.8:45 AM Mar 3rd from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/1t9eh Watchmen Premiere III: The Revenge.4:20 AM Mar 3rd from TwitterBerry

# Root beer floats are all they drink on "planet awesome"9:52 AM Mar 2nd from TwitterBerry

# @robhitt BOBBERT!5:33 AM Feb 27th from web in reply to robhitt

# http://twitpic.com/1ppy4 - Why does this look like an Irish Spring ad?12:23 AM Feb 27th from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/1ppt3 - Bork Bork Bork. Credit to whomever is responsible for this awesome-ness.12:17 AM Feb 27th from TwitPic

# Nevermind- strike the contest from the record. This was a bad idea11:56 PM Feb 26th from TwitterBerry

# Ok, I'm over searching . First person that gets a Street Fighter 4 fightpad for Xbox 360 to the Jeff Watson address Bob gave gets a reward11:48 PM Feb 26th from TwitterBerry

# I think somebody just Tokyo-drifted past me...6:55 AM Feb 26th from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/1p3e0 - Gigantic prehistoric sloth. La Brea tar pits.3:10 AM Feb 26th from TwitPic

# It really bummed me out when I first realized there were no endings to any of the games on the Atari 2600. Over time, I grew to accept it.11:38 AM Feb 24th from TwitterBerry

# I completely forgot that the Atari 2600 had wood finish. Luxury!11:21 AM Feb 24th from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/1idzn Behind the scenes....9:43 PM Feb 15th from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/1cice Finding treasure in our storage warehouse12:30 AM Feb 6th from TwitterBerry

# I have just been informed that "Desolation Row" is the number 1 video on itunes. Hi-fives all around!! You guys are so good to us.2:34 AM Jan 31st from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/15vck Piglet Fuckin' Tree6:50 PM Jan 22nd from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/15v1e - Wow...whatever is on this record has to be life changing. No doubt about it.6:23 PM Jan 22nd from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/15uvf - One of my friends found this on "the web" and I thought it was hysterical.6:09 PM Jan 22nd from TwitPic

# http://twitpic.com/15o4i No worries, Gee. I'll see how many of these I can shove into my suitcase..2:13 AM Jan 22nd from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/13vyo The Final Cylon revealed! Spoiler-alert!!!!!!7:17 PM Jan 17th from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/12j3j Winston-fever...9:16 PM Jan 13th from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/10l04 Roddy Fuckin' Piper12:10 AM Jan 8th from TwitterBerry

# 2008. I barely knew you1:38 AM Jan 1st from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/vgdl This is my new buddy Edgar. He's the size of a small horse. Here's a pic of him almost taking me down.3:20 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/uzep This never gets old...7:22 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/uzdf Spoiler-Alert7:19 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Patiently waiting for the Kool Aid Man to burst through my wall...3:36 AM Dec 19th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# PUMPKIN FUCKIN' SPICE11:03 PM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# The Gingerbread latte at Starbucks is now called the Ginger-SNAP latte. They have something against bread.12:28 AM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# The pumpkin spice latte from Coffee Bean is superior to the Starbucks one. There, I said it.12:14 AM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Chevy Chase Blvd exists. The world makes a little more sense now.8:41 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# The Cure @ The Troubadour = Life changing11:40 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Jurassic Parking2:34 AM Dec 14th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Insert rimshot sound-effect here...8:24 AM Dec 13th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Los Angeles. I just flew all the way from New Jersey, and boy are my arms tired.8:21 AM Dec 13th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Piglet has learned how to open doors by herself. I'm going to start hiding my car keys.1:05 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Correction: I will hate the Winter starting on the 21st.10:57 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# I officially hate the Winter starting right now.10:31 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# http://twitpic.com/qzq2 - There are more productive ways to spend my time. Blood Elf/Hunter8:47 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from TwitPic

# MSI and Leathermouth @ Starland.4:57 AM Dec 7th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Ray Toro just handed me my ass in Street Fighter online.9:42 PM Dec 6th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# sorry for the mix-up....referring to the "World of..." variety11:49 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# I'm a level 72 Blood Elf/Hunter...11:45 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# How many of you play the Warcraft?11:40 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# The T-rex is getting seven points in Vegas.10:46 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Yes, for all those wondering....my picture is most definately my pug Winston9:12 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# No matter what I do to my hair, it'll grow back in a week.7:37 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# I need a haircut!!!7:29 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# Day-man, fighter of the Night-man.12:22 AM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# It gets miserably dark at 4pm in my neck of the woods8:49 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

# freezing to death8:28 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web

Da Ora le news verranno postate in ordine ( in basso quella più nuova ) e verranno tradotte in italiano.

Come non detto ancora ordinate in alto la più nuova in basso la più vecchia e ancora in inglese u.u (scusate T.T)

# @chantalclaret fuck yea, i just bought like 10 board gamesabout 10 hours ago from web in reply to chantalclaret

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my best Backdraft impression http://twitpic.com/7oqpaabout 11 hours ago from TweetDeck

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no whammies,....no whammies.....Annnnnnnd....stopabout 11 hours ago from web

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A rap video just drove by me on a flatbed! Movie magicabout 16 hours ago from twidroid

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RT @xryanrussellx Pavement "Brighten the Corners" LP boxset reissue! do it! http://short.to/g40mabout 17 hours ago from twidroid

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@andygreenwald i wasn't aware of it's existence! i'm on itabout 19 hours ago from web in reply to andygreenwald

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@spiteface hahahah we can park in on the front lawn, the village elders can suck itabout 19 hours ago from web in reply to spiteface

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http://www.geekologie.com/2... thats what i'm talkin' aboutabout 19 hours ago from web

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RT @spiteface: @mikeyway http://bit.ly/ThEhSabout 19 hours ago from TweetDeck

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@petewentz hhahhahaha! me too! the celery stalks at midnight was my jamabout 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to petewentz





Edited by ~vale93kotor} - 21/6/2009, 11:52

# @EvilLittleClown yea, disney has dark ass shit going on in their movies. Main character dies in the first 20 min, cane bludgeon, broken legsabout 1 hour ago from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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To clarify, fuck yea I loved it. Nothing wrong with a B+. And sometimes when you meet your heroes, they will try to kill youabout 1 hour ago from twidroid

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Up review: Disney raises awareness of elderly kidnappers. B+about 2 hours ago from twidroid

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@EvilLittleClown oh, that rules! im pretty sure my bro had him as a teacher at sva as wellabout 11 hours ago from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@xryanrussellx it's that new space age polymer...i think they call it...shoelaces?about 11 hours ago from web in reply to xryanrussellx

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The latest in anti-theft innovation... http://short.to/gto6about 12 hours ago from twidroid

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the toyota prius is slowly becoming the new state bird of california.about 12 hours ago from twidroid

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@markhoppus laces down!5:22 AM Jun 20th from twidroid

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@jasondebiak oooooooooh hot date! Don't let him get past second base5:15 AM Jun 20th from twidroid

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@gbjinx HA! exactly1:15 AM Jun 20th from web in reply to gbjinx

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@Gofackadawg he had strep-throat for months! he looks like he's back to full health1:14 AM Jun 20th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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Whenever I hear Enya, I have this sudden urge to buy shampoo12:42 AM Jun 20th from twidroid

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@saaanch yes, have some12:29 AM Jun 20th from twidroid

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@Jayreason I took a twitter holiday, I gotta catch up11:38 PM Jun 19th from twidroid

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Oh, hey Mr Wonderful http://short.to/gmzv11:30 PM Jun 19th from twidroid

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@chantalclaret fuck yea, i just bought like 10 board games6:50 AM Jun 18th from web in reply to chantalclaret

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my best Backdraft impression http://twitpic.com/7oqpa6:29 AM Jun 18th from TweetDeck

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no whammies,....no whammies.....Annnnnnnd....stop6:25 AM Jun 18th from web

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A rap video just drove by me on a flatbed! Movie magic1:27 AM Jun 18th from twidroid

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RT @xryanrussellx Pavement "Brighten the Corners" LP boxset reissue! do it! http://short.to/g40m12:02 AM Jun 18th from twidroid

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@andygreenwald i wasn't aware of it's existence! i'm on it10:19 PM Jun 17th from web in reply to andygreenwald

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@spiteface hahahah we can park in on the front lawn, the village elders can suck it10:17 PM Jun 17th from web in reply to spiteface

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http://www.geekologie.com/2... thats what i'm talkin' about10:14 PM Jun 17th from web

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RT @spiteface: @mikeyway http://bit.ly/ThEhS9:50 PM Jun 17th from TweetDeck

# RT @iChazzy@mikeyway r u gay? i heard u liek mudkipsabout 7 hours ago from web

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@Gofackadawg leprechauns are too busy trying to kidnap humans to melt into gold bars and other evil shitabout 7 hours ago from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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@spiteface "yuh.... yuh.....yuh know it"about 12 hours ago from web in reply to spiteface

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@dubin the dubinator has arrived!about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dubin

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@mattg00d first base! hubba hubbaabout 13 hours ago from web in reply to mattg00d

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@TravisReilly grilled motherfuckin cheese....powerade slushabout 15 hours ago from web in reply to TravisReilly

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@spiteface hahahah http://bit.ly/19mApdabout 15 hours ago from web in reply to spiteface

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@robhitt im so pissed! i once drove 45 minutes to get to one, now theres one on 46! curses!!!about 15 hours ago from web in reply to robhitt

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@koreantomcruise pretty sure we can all fit in that thing at the same time. im ordering oneabout 15 hours ago from web in reply to koreantomcruise

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http://twitpic.com/84ys8 @petewentz @koreantomcruise the next level of SW tomfoolery!about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck

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@xryanrussellx http://twitpic.com/84yjw here's the cover, ill make sure to get you a copyabout 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to xryanrussellx

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@i4N that dude is gonna spend years on a couch talking to a shrink because of that video. I can only imagine the torment he's gonna go thruabout 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to i4N

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@johnnyboyuk Ahoy mr john! hogwash, your plenty famous..happy father's dayabout 20 hours ago from web in reply to johnnyboyuk

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@petewentz hahah the Star Wars/Dukes of Hazzard crossover event that no on saw coming. Next time i'll have my boba fett costumeabout 21 hours ago from web in reply to petewentz

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Shazam doesn't know the Cover Girls...weaksauce1:09 AM Jun 22nd from twidroid

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@iheartmissy real men of genius, .....mr real men of genius radio spot singer12:25 AM Jun 22nd from twidroid

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@markhoppus let's get together this week for sure. Ill let you know my schedule is looking like asap12:00 AM Jun 22nd from twidroid

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@jimlee00 and a joyous fathers day to my dear friend mr james tiberius lee!11:54 PM Jun 21st from twidroid

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Happy father's day to some of my good buddies. @joelmadden @petewentz @marcdebiak @davedebiak @markhoppus @teddyrick11:51 PM Jun 21st from twidroid

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@gerardway happy fathers day to my big brother! He's a natural at it



Dal più vecchio al più nuovo da ora:

@koreantomcruise get on the night-train
Trad:Perndiamo il treno notturno

# @KarriXLin haha fuck yea, i had the shiny Silver Surfer.about 18 hours ago from web in reply to KarriXLin

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@EvilLittleClown yea dude, this is a bad bad sign. remember the 90s people. Those covers caused the entire industry to fall apartabout 19 hours ago from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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oh man, the return of foiled hologram covers to comics. Doesn't everyone remember what happened last time??? entire industry collapsed?????about 19 hours ago from web

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r-e-a-d-i-n-g -a-n-d- l-e-e-d-sabout 19 hours ago from web

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"i have toad mits"about 20 hours ago from web

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Reading/Leeds1:53 AM Jul 12th from TwitterFon

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@angiegogo thanks for the cookies! they were badass12:55 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to angiegogo

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@chantalclaret start that shit up dood!9:14 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to chantalclaret

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@EvilLittleClown COPPER KID FTW9:03 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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"we are gonna need an additional boat!" #firstdraftmovies8:57 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck

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Scoring a commadore 64 text adventure. "journey through the tenderloin" http://twitpic.com/a0hzu8:21 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon

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@rickyftw motherfuckin picture pages10:38 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to rickyftw

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@ChaunceyCC I'll be at your show out here for sure, good fuckin times !10:13 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to ChaunceyCC

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Mortimer Ichabod Marker10:12 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon

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@ChaunceyCC hahaha9:58 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to ChaunceyCC

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I wish they still made jello-o pudding pops, and that Bill Cosby was still their hype man9:49 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon

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@trohman your allowed to cheat once in a while! you lost a ton of weight, enjoy yourself3:07 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to trohman

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@EvilLittleClown i love that movie. i need to rewatch, it's been many moons since i saw it last2:14 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@chantalclaret i'm not hating, i'm celebrating his majesty!2:13 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to chantalclaret

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real fuckin bleak http://bit.ly/Pmokc2:08 AM Jul 11th from web

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jake the snake roberts is #pfg http://bit.ly/66tCD1:36 AM Jul 11th from web

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@EvilLittleClown "can you get my agent on the fuckin' phone? I'll be in my trailer"1:23 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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Han "fuck that! I shot first!" - #1stdraftmovielines1:10 AM Jul 11th from web

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@Jayreason he was like "fuck yea! freedom! oh shit, i can't get up"11:54 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to Jayreason

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@Jayreason hahaha we were just talking about that!!! he totally got away with it. the karmic boomerang made him a quadrapalegic a year later11:46 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to Jayreason

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so pissed off http://twitpic.com/9xg2y11:40 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck

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@jasondebiak hahaha "he's working on that interior clavicle vertibrate! "10:16 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon in reply to jasondebiak

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@KarriXLin yes, in times of need he is the slim Jim guy10:13 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon in reply to KarriXLin

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@chantalclaret who's that dude who ate carrot top?? Haha10:09 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon in reply to chantalclaret

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As I was saying , "oh my god! He hit him with that foreign object Monsoon" http://twitpic.com/9x3w910:05 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon

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why did I post a picture of the macho man Randy savage and some random picture showed up??9:58 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon

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@samtoxic yeah, i can't get into it! I've tried and tried but it"s just not working for me7:24 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to samtoxic

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@gerardway Steve alten interview on monster quest about you guessed it9:21 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFon

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Watch the commercial for "monsters inside me" on animal planet. Then try and eat pasta6:45 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFon

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@Gofackadawg I just started watching tv again last year, I gotta catch up6:33 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg

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@markhoppus mr belvedere and twin peaks!6:26 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFon in reply to markhoppus

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@SidAtTheDisco Chris Jericho is my favorite wrestler, but no it's something different6:18 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFon in reply to SidAtTheDisco

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Google the story of Christian the lion, #pfg6:15 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFon

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@indecisean the sound of one tonsil shaking5:59 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to indecisean

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check out the new CAGE record, Depart From Me if you haven't already .Its #pfg aka prettyfuckingreat5:35 AM Jul 10th from web

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@dunneskis Jamie by Weezer4:25 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to dunneskis

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@EvilLittleClown i have to catching up to do. How have i never seen that before?!?!4:12 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@EvilLittleClown isn't michael crawford also a huge adult contemp singer?4:10 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@EvilLittleClown wow! i could only imagine why they didn't get green lit4:08 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@xryanrussellx yea, tons of batman stuff. Start with year one by frank miller and the killing joke by alan moore4:05 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to xryanrussellx

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@xryanrussellx start at the sinestro corps wars and then continue on to Blackest Night. Pretty amazing , real fuckin dark3:48 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to xryanrussellx

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@xryanrussellx green lantern #43 was fuckin great3:45 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to xryanrussellx

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@LoserfaceRach yea, he smashed the Big Show's nose off of his body3:44 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to LoserfaceRach

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sooooo.....whats up?3:27 AM Jul 10th from web

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@alex_saavedra hahah the best part is he thought there was a bowling alley in the crate3:22 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to alex_saavedra

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@alex_saavedra it was a major reward! you used all the glue on purpose...3:13 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to alex_saavedra

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@EddieBackSunday EL DUCE!!!!!2:53 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to EddieBackSunday

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@spiteface yea, if piggy keeps spittin that garbage then winston's crew is gonna lay down the law2:12 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to spiteface

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@xsavedgex fuck yea! lets have a geek holiday for sure2:11 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to xsavedgex

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@xsavedgex ive been great! we need to hang soon, its been way too long11:25 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to xsavedgex

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@seriouscreep yea, first time ive been star struck in years. in case you were wondering, he gets fruit on his yogurt11:23 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to seriouscreep

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@mindywhite hahah me and matt are gonna start a training school for sociopath canines11:17 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to mindywhite

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@spiteface i'm gonna get us an entire closet of these shoes9:56 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to spiteface

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@xsavedgex how insane was GL #43?!9:24 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to xsavedgex

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@GeorgeCollazo the path of goodliness has reached Twitter. rejoice one and all9:23 PM Jul 9th from web

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@rickyftw happy birthday you filthy animal9:21 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to rickyftw

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@ChaunceyCC Happy Birthday Sen!7:52 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

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Nurse Jackie is kinda like Roseanne in a hospital. I don't mean that negatively whatsoever10:32 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon

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I want my "dot com". Who do I have to arm wrestle to get it back?10:00 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon

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Twitter is like a mobile version of the show Cheers! people know your name, generally ok feelings when you show up etc9:45 AM Jul 9th from web

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the world is ugly = #pfg = pretty fuckin' great9:15 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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@ChaunceyCC have you come across the very rare and very deadly flaming cheddar claw yet?!9:13 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon in reply to ChaunceyCC

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This is my introspective tweet8:39 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon

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I can't stop staring at Colbert's hypnotically bald head8:12 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon

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@rickyftw got my camera on my iPhone ready and chickened out!7:14 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon in reply to rickyftw

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Just let mike Tyson cut in front of me at pinkberry. After you mr punch out sir!7:10 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon

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this could very well be what it sounds like when doves cry4:38 AM Jul 9th from web

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@Gofackadawg holy shit WTF is that! And where can I hang out with one12:38 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg

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@KarriXLin ride the bull!!10:44 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to KarriXLin

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@EvilLittleClown hahahah! it would probably go over better with the fans than Bucky did honestly9:50 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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caught by the fuzz while i was still on the buzz9:49 PM Jul 8th from web

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@markhoppus buy low/sell high!9:16 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to markhoppus

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@rickyftw that dude sure is snarky! he hates everything9:15 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to rickyftw

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@i4N FML is the new Macarena5:38 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon in reply to i4N

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@indecisean daym! Good lookin out!5:03 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon in reply to indecisean

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Breaking Bad smash puny dramas!5:01 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon

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@Jayreason right on! thanks dude, consider my Roll slowed4:39 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to Jayreason

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@indecisean you saw them too?! now your tweet is haunted4:38 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to indecisean

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@DavidDebiak I hope that's your finger4:06 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon in reply to DavidDebiak

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Not gonna lie, this tweet is pretty fuckin haunted4:02 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon

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@koreantomcruise "this maaaagic moment" http://twitpic.com/9mc3810:18 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFon in reply to koreantomcruise

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@themisse hahah I sing that to her all the time9:43 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFon in reply to themisse

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My buddy at national geographic got some sweet shots of the pig in her natural habitat http://twitpic.com/9m3w48:59 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFon

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@koreantomcruise hahahha, i was just thinking about it. Their scandal is gonna blow sky high! busted8:59 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

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@petewentz "I got a rock......" shit was bleak in that crew for sure8:53 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to petewentz

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@koreantomcruise forbidden love! Hope their boss doesn't find out9:10 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFon in reply to koreantomcruise

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http://bit.ly/pm0bz4:53 AM Jul 7th from web

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@IanGonzales couldn't agree more! I've seen it happen to people, but that dude is the grand champion4:44 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to IanGonzales

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"What, me worry?" http://twitpic.com/9j76d11:55 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon

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@jasondebiak prepare to have your mind blown!11:53 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to jasondebiak

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@IanGonzales hahhaah! there is! he has his own gang of hanger-ons like every great asshole11:42 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to IanGonzales

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Eye of the storm http://twitpic.com/9j59411:38 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon

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@redpatterndress hahaha yea, safe to say they are available11:38 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon in reply to redpatterndress

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i urge everybody to watch the documentary Overnight. There is a creature scarier than Billy Mitchell10:52 PM Jul 6th from web

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@JoelMadden dude, one of my favs! they need to mount a comeback already10:51 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to JoelMadden

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RT @jdespirito saddest picture I've ever seen: http://bit.ly/hV1T18:22 PM Jul 6th from web

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@ultragrrrl dude, you gotta get the twitter name Ultradomus and post just predictions5:36 AM Jul 6th from web

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More Ash http://bit.ly/1703Tj5:11 AM Jul 6th from web

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@xryanrussellx we need to bring Ash on tour soon, how fuckin tight would that be5:11 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to xryanrussellx

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@xryanrussellx that second rentals record is an under-appreciated gem. im gonna dig that shit up5:08 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to xryanrussellx

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MWSOTD: http://bit.ly/6S70z4:59 AM Jul 6th from web

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@FSEANCC many a good night's at the grog shop. I'm pretty sure we almost fought half the crowd when we opened for Piebald there4:11 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to FSEANCC

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@Franklero I heard that one was made from melted down crystal skulls, and the hardware from the wright bros plane4:07 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to Franklero

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@TravisReilly hahahah you have a valid point. Just sounds a little vanilla to me2:57 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to TravisReilly

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i had to fill out a verification form for twitter, and "bass player of the rock band my chemical romance" won't go away now from my profile2:42 AM Jul 6th from web

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@petewentz get them bolted in like Mortis!!!12:43 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to petewentz

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@deathoftheparty I want to start buying haunted relics, like Friday the 13th the series12:38 AM Jul 6th from TwitterFon in reply to deathoftheparty

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@jasondebiak take a left on cantaloupe lane and merge onto the honeydew freeway10:16 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to jasondebiak

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@chantalclaret it was her breakout performance in mega shark/ giant octopus that cemented it10:01 PM Jul 5th from TwitterFon in reply to chantalclaret

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@themisse east west penninsula is the secret9:32 PM Jul 5th from TwitterFon in reply to themisse

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Be careful around this tweet, i sneezed on it8:57 PM Jul 5th from web

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"Dodongo dislikes smoke"8:55 PM Jul 5th from web

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so Mary Poppins is some sort of housekeeping demon/genie? Dick Van Dyke is an acrobatic/street performer/dancing machine?11:19 AM Jul 5th from web

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@themisse yea, it's all over the place in that movie! kinda jarring/hypnotic11:14 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to themisse

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@themisse stop staring at david bowies package!11:08 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to themisse

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WTB: Flying British Nanny. Must be able to enter nearby animated dimension and supply own parrot umbrella10:27 AM Jul 5th from web

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@FSEANCC 1.21 giga watts!9:20 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon in reply to FSEANCC

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@Jayreason hahah strawberries! remember The Wall??9:15 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to Jayreason

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@Jayreason me too! me and gerard went to see it based on seeing the vid premiere on headbangers ball. i need to rewatch that film9:11 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to Jayreason

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@JoelMadden hahhahahahaah "i would do anything for them....but i won't do that" the loaf!!!!! totally forgot he was their "bus driver"9:10 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to JoelMadden

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@EvilLittleClown holy shit! shocker! it had that "no more mr nice guy" hair metal song in it!9:09 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@Jayreason hhahahahah the terrible part is what makes it shine though8:57 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to Jayreason

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@JoelMadden im currently spicing up my life, this movie is kinda great on a few different levels8:56 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to JoelMadden

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what you really need to ask yourself is when was the last time you watched Spice world8:29 AM Jul 5th from web

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@chantalclaret holy shit! yeah it was. She was kinda the secret weapon8:23 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to chantalclaret

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@chantalclaret nancy qwann?? damn you qwann!!8:19 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to chantalclaret

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@seriouscreep read about the dreaded Japanese goblin shark!5:51 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon in reply to seriouscreep

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@KarriXLin snausages!4:37 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon in reply to KarriXLin

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@saaanch hahhahaha http://twitpic.com/9ckox4:17 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon

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The incredible smoking loon, make it happen http://twitpic.com/9c51p2:52 AM Jul 5th from TwitterFon

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pleasantly suprised on how good this record is...BUT...no method man...http://bit.ly/RwKnF12:02 AM Jul 5th from web

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If I were in a jam band, we would be called phospherus rhinoserous9:58 AM Jul 4th from TwitterFon

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"that kid is way too old to be naked!!!!"2:52 AM Jul 4th from web

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"i've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings"11:24 PM Jul 3rd from web

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@koreantomcruise I think ihandgun stole the fuckin show...how can you follow that9:27 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to koreantomcruise

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"wuh-wuh wing damage!!!!!"9:22 PM Jul 3rd from web

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@chantalclaret this weekend, pictionary man4:53 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to chantalclaret

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@JoelMadden that rules! he's gonna be psyched! i gotta hook you up with the toys.4:52 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to JoelMadden

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@ChaunceyCC good luck sen! Knock em dead9:32 PM Jul 2nd from twidroid

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@petewentz we gotta work on a direct to DVD sequal of young guns. Prequel? La bamba?9:03 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon in reply to petewentz

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@angiegogo "what a mighty good man"9:57 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon in reply to angiegogo

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@chantalclaret you guys should take them on tour!9:20 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon in reply to chantalclaret

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Cmon, en vogue8:00 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon

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cmon, vogue6:07 AM Jul 2nd from web

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@spiteface Added Value = Sales - Purchases - Labour Costs - Capital Costs4:57 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to spiteface

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@tHoj101 NAH NU NAH NU2:53 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to tHoj101

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@Jayreason it wouldn't have bothered me, but he kept repeating the same 4 things again & again. Boring and lazy!12:19 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon in reply to Jayreason

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http://bit.ly/bSDPs thanks guys!11:57 PM Jul 1st from web

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@themisse I'm an awful, terrible person! Haven't you heard?!11:42 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to themisse

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@Jayreason yeah, I was just tired of his or her shit so I threw them to the wolves11:40 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to Jayreason

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Trollage : have fun RT @blparsons: @mikeyway Sadly, you guys are just merch salemen now too. You ruined this band with your internet crew.11:27 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon

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@Bicky8 what a coincidence! We want Argentina...10:39 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to Bicky8

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Cousin Grandpa meets the Wolfman http://twitpic.com/8z3zs10:15 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon

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@xryanrussellx i'm quite psyched for Reborn, not gonna front9:04 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to xryanrussellx

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@xryanrussellx a/s/l? #fucknetworking8:40 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to xryanrussellx

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@JoelMadden feel better dude! Chicken soup. I need to catch up on TB...I'm only on season uno6:23 AM Jul 1st from twidroid

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@karenplusone birthdays were the worst days, now we drink champagne we we're thirstay3:08 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to karenplusone

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MWSOTD: http://bit.ly/Ajqrf3:01 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

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@deathoftheparty hahah everything "- 200 bpm" or "I'm not aiiiiighhhht"2:56 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to deathoftheparty

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@Jayreason since we've started tracking, I've missed a lot of your guy's hijinx! I need to catch up, behind on lols2:43 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to Jayreason

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@Jayreason yes, my roll could most definately use some break pads!2:25 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to Jayreason

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@trohman wokcano!!!2:14 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to trohman

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@angiegogo get up really close to the screen and try not to blink for a little bit, it gets better1:14 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to angiegogo

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@deathoftheparty "PILLLEEE OF IT" hahahahahhahahahaha1:12 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to deathoftheparty

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@deathoftheparty chicken tettrizini?!1:08 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to deathoftheparty

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@petewentz hahah wwmpd (what would martha plimpton do)12:39 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to petewentz

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@MCR_fAN_101 one man's garbage? ....another man's gold6:44 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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@ChaunceyCC you were the originator of the come up hat. Much like the great viking explorer Lief Erikson, who found the americas pre-col ...6:42 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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To each their own! RT @RainbowPudding @mikeyway it turns me on when I think of you eating muffins6:32 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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@Joke2far there might be an easy explanation for it, but who knows right? Real fuckin weird6:30 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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Has anyone seen this yet??? RT @MCTedViaNJ @mikeyway M.Way, I'm scared. Look: http://short.to/i0f3 Explanation; you got one?6:19 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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@ChaunceyCC comin' right the fuck up! On the come up6:01 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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Hot pyramid scheme of the moment...2012 books! Just incase 1999 let you down, we can do it again http://short.to/i08n4:03 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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"Turn up the lights- I don't want to go home in the dark" o-henry's last words2:19 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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"Turn up the lights- I don't want to go home in the dark" o-henry2:18 AM Jun 30th from twidroid

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@koreantomcruise hahahha call me Ahab! #spearfishing....ftw12:04 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

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@markhoppus sorry about the other night duder, I'll make it up to you <wink wink nudge>11:37 PM Jun 29th from twidroid

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The dude from the Pringles can just stole my fuckin parking spot!10:37 PM Jun 29th from twidroid

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@trohman fuck yes, we gotta shred when you get here! can you feel the Tromania10:20 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to trohman

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@trohman this shit's gonna be huge. I'm in LA, hit me up when your situated10:18 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to trohman

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@themisse that literally took a year to get!10:15 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to themisse

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@hayleesara I am absolutely not on facebook! they are pullin your chain10:13 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to hayleesara

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WHIPLASH! RT @mammacaz: i need this....@mikeyway thought you might like this...http://bit.ly/11XLXh10:12 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck

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@ndnprincess13 whoa whoa, hold the presses. If you don't wear underwear to Johnny Rockets you get free onion rings?!10:10 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to ndnprincess13

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@spiteface http://bit.ly/16JXSI10:04 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to spiteface

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@trohman hahahahha "Legal Defense...is for the Birds"10:02 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to trohman

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@spiteface hahahah my bent my g1 screen the wrong way on purpose for a little bit10:02 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to spiteface

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According to last night's field research NO ONE wins anything from fast food contests. Scandalous!9:16 PM Jun 29th from web

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@JoelMadden yea, i accepted my fate of only winning fries and apple pies too. You get Boardwalk, but then Park Place got sent to Seattle9:15 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to JoelMadden

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Has anyone out there ever won a contest from a fast food place, for example..McDonalds Monopoly. Anyone win cars, houses, trips, guns?8:26 AM Jun 29th from web

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This tweet has been censored due to a)foul language b)references to drugs and paraphernalia c)unlicensed KISS music videos7:41 AM Jun 29th from web

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@ChaunceyCC that shit is super rare. Much like the dreaded Goblin Shark or the Bald Eagle7:17 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

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@ultragrrrl it's on the internerd! couldn't actually be there because im still tracking4:08 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to ultragrrrl

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She's so High http://bit.ly/WUDF12:43 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck

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MW SOTD: Flawless. Damon has a gold tooth! graham looks like he's been lifting http://bit.ly/ZJWST2:37 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck

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@johncmayer good times last night, your #spearfishing knows no bounds2:08 AM Jun 29th from twidroid

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@ArmandoInfante fuck yes, she truly is "the sherlock of homes"1:57 AM Jun 29th from twidroid

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Thought I meant some of the worst people ever until I met realators in LA. Except Gwen Banta of course1:34 AM Jun 29th from twidroid

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@dubin sonic fever running wild! NJ-ians lose their minds when a face food chain gets exported1:30 AM Jun 29th from twidroid

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@gurj are you pro assorted flavor swedish fish or are you all red all the time?12:39 AM Jun 29th from twidroid

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@petewentz can't wait, I'll be a G rated bad influence11:52 PM Jun 28th from twidroid

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BLUR live at Glasto tonight! So fucking amped11:51 PM Jun 28th from twidroid

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@petewentz hahaha nacho martini is the most feared bull fighter in all of LA #spearfishing11:47 PM Jun 28th from twidroid

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@koreantomcruise http://bit.ly/wBKvB thank you once again for getting me out of this10:32 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to koreantomcruise

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The perks of adult-hood. Sour Patch Kids for breakfast10:31 PM Jun 28th from web

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@carowaylee hahaha they do throw down on occasion. Bunny Marie has handed her her ass many times10:14 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to carowaylee

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@ChaunceyCC i need to take my maiden voyage on the S.S DRANK sen10:11 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

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@josielovesmcr the Hulk, for sure. "HULK SMASH" ...i can't argue with that math10:03 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to josielovesmcr

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@rainnwilson i ask myself that question at least once or twice a week9:54 PM Jun 28th from TweetDeck in reply to rainnwilson

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@josielovesmcr whoa! where?! where?!9:51 PM Jun 28th from TweetDeck in reply to josielovesmcr

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@petewentz if me and sam adams got into a fist fight, im fairly certain sam adams would win9:39 PM Jun 28th from TweetDeck in reply to petewentz

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Piglet doesn't feel the same way about at the gates as she does iron maiden12:21 AM Jun 28th from web

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@xxMCR4LYFExx the mythology behind this one is so much better than the truth. hahahaha11:19 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to xxMCR4LYFExx

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Mother nature finally told me to go fuck myself. "When Allergies Attack: a field guide to suffering by Michael James Way Esq."10:50 PM Jun 27th from web

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@ESwee Green tea has officially been swapped for passionfruit and coconut......bummer10:11 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to ESwee

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@MSI what a tear jerker!!!10:07 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to MSI

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i have "RARE" "OOP" pinkberry in my freezer. green tea just got the pinkslip! starting bid at 11 bajillion ruples9:59 PM Jun 27th from web

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@angiegogo homie-o-stasis9:38 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to angiegogo

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http://bit.ly/m5DhT VIRAL AS FUCK3:30 AM Jun 27th from web

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@karenplusone not pictured is the leopard print version, for fyi3:21 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to karenplusone

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Not to beat this snuggie shit into the ground or anything, but cmon...this is great http://short.to/hpc03:04 AM Jun 27th from twidroid

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The king of pop is dead...long live the king3:00 AM Jun 27th from twidroid

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@JonahMatranga greetings good sir, long time no talk! Hope your well10:05 PM Jun 25th from twidroid

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Oh, the old mouse-trap in the sandwhich trick #tom&jerry10:05 AM Jun 25th from TwitterFon

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They sell snuggies in retail stores now,...(kinda seems like cheating to me). However, they were kind enough to include the booklight ht ...6:12 AM Jun 25th from twidroid

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@alex_saavedra "NEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS"6:09 AM Jun 25th from twidroid

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@EvilLittleClown you know those fuckers are sitting in a warehouse next to the fountain of youth and whistler's mother, caked in dust3:50 AM Jun 25th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@symphnysldr we were late to the screening and missed it, did you see it yet?3:48 AM Jun 25th from TweetDeck in reply to symphnysldr

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@EvilLittleClown hahah thanks, i'll have to do some internal digging3:47 AM Jun 25th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

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To clarify, this http://twitpic.com/8b4vq is completelty different from the one i just posted. two different shows10:30 PM Jun 24th from TweetDeck

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@IanGonzales yea, and there's probably a good reason why we haven't heard of it yet10:10 PM Jun 24th from TweetDeck in reply to IanGonzales

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What the eff is this? has anyone seen this?? http://twitpic.com/8b1oj10:01 PM Jun 24th from TweetDeck

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@EvilLittleClown how about Robin, just jumping in place over and over again. no particular reason9:52 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@EvilLittleClown theres a huge problem when your "superheroes" are the size of me. Solomon Grundy and Frank Gorshin..same screen!9:50 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@EvilLittleClown if i could maybe just score that jabberjaw costume...hijinx9:09 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@EvilLittleClown i kinda want to buy all the costumes from that HB ice capade show..wonder if that's possible9:06 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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"ch'all know me" http://bit.ly/105tmu11:22 PM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck

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@EvilLittleClown "chart-attack" imminent! area code 61311:14 PM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@jonrivera FASTBALL SPECIAL http://twitpic.com/87z1911:09 PM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck

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@chantalclaret @gofackadawg it's better than calling someone corn-syrup tits10:59 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to chantalclaret

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@ChaunceyCC fierce competition for you guys! flow is smooth, real smooth http://bit.ly/16WN6I10:54 PM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to ChaunceyCC

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@trohman how's your influenza going? feel better dude10:27 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to trohman

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@chantalclaret professor plum!10:18 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to chantalclaret

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http://twitpic.com/87r4i the classics never go out of style10:01 PM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck

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@koreantomcruise maybe if you show the football gods your sick throwback sweater they will comply7:07 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to koreantomcruise

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@ChaunceyCC oats wheats grains barleys http://twitpic.com/a61ve
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# Um, creepy RT @MCR_gerard50: @mikeyway So if you were at the studio and noticed a car following you, that was me.about 9 hours ago from TwitterFon

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ladies and gentlemen, the internet RT @xCemeteryDrivex: @mikeyway Hahaha I thought this was fucking hilarious. "Dress up Mikey Way!!"about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

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@EvilLittleClown i think it's next level dude. I back it hard. Everyone in his class is gonna have that haircut next year3:56 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@EvilLittleClown hahahah truly incredible3:52 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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(kind of a loaded question) bahahahaha. You guys need to lighten up!3:50 AM Jul 19th from web

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is it possible to dislike coldplay? kinda like saying you don't like sunshine, cheeseburgers, x-mas, chocolate etc.3:46 AM Jul 19th from web

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Wally Cronk'...you shall be missed3:32 AM Jul 19th from web

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@bigwormy BIG OLE WORM!!!!3:14 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to bigwormy

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@Gofackadawg I'm ecco the dolphin friendly12:30 AM Jul 19th from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg

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The park button has that vibe for sureRT @N_Tolkmit: @mikeyway look for the little blue turbo cool button somewhere....that SHOULD settle it12:11 AM Jul 19th from TwitterFon

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Or is a con air hair dryer a prius without wheels, that's the real question11:55 PM Jul 18th from TwitterFon

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The prius is kinda like a con air hair dryer on wheels, But I am ok with that11:38 PM Jul 18th from TwitterFon

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Congratulations to my good buddies @KarriXLin and @i4n on being married as fuck. Welcome to the club8:57 PM Jul 18th from web

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@ChaunceyCC fuck yea sen!! hit me up when your in LA8:54 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

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these are fast times RT @x_Dr_Satan_x: @mikeyway http://twitpic.com/aojdc - It's not even open where it says "Open Here." You rebel. XD11:09 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck

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@iangonzales Michelle Pfeiffer/Catwoman from Batman Returns, the first Black Lantern!? bahahahaha11:05 PM Jul 17th from web

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@Jayreason HAHAHA "couldn't even read the numbers for the raffle" is the shiny diamond of that statement10:49 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to Jayreason

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(comeback would mean someone's buying it other than me)10:36 PM Jul 17th from web

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@Jayreason Ralph's in hollywood! They care little about cancer warnings over here10:33 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to Jayreason

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@Gofackadawg Emperor Xang Chow Tree of the 3rd Piglet Dynasty10:27 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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Don't call it a comeback http://twitpic.com/aojdc10:21 PM Jul 17th from TwitterFon

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"She's hyperventilating!!!! She needs mouth to beak resuscitation!!!"8:43 AM Jul 17th from web

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FAKE FAKER and FAKEST RT @mcrfash1: @mikeyway wow isn't this sad? http://www.myspace.com/offi...12:47 AM Jul 17th from TweetDeck

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@mindywhite glow stick on the collar12:19 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to mindywhite

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"sick app brah" is the new "sick tat brah" = the future11:36 PM Jul 16th from TwitterFon

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@purplehelix hahaha or Lars, so true11:07 PM Jul 16th from TwitterFon in reply to purplehelix

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@markhoppus Om Nom's nom noms, Om Nom can be your "Ronald"11:06 PM Jul 16th from TwitterFon in reply to markhoppus

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Who else thinks dave mustaine was secretly in NRG http://bit.ly/RIH2c9:51 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck

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RT @EvilLittleClown: Dearest @MinuteMaidSL In honor of the Ghostbusters resurgence.. Please bring back ECTOCOOLER!!! #ectocooler9:47 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck

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@mindywhite i have a french press thermos, and it's kinda magical8:21 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to mindywhite

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@EvilLittleClown yea #ectocooler #bringbackectocooler #ectocooler2010 ?8:05 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@EvilLittleClown your right! we need to mobilize a strike-force to get ecto-cooler reinstated. we need a snappy hash-tag too7:55 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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RT @EvilLittleClown: RT @RegularMark: http://twitpic.com/ajuod - Evil child-eating Grimace? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA7:34 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck

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@chantalclaret hahaha! we need to find an emulator of that shit. Does fire marshall bill make a cameo?4:42 AM Jul 16th from web in reply to chantalclaret

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@EvilLittleClown the economy in the Piglet Republic is about on par with Japanese Yen, give or take a few4:41 AM Jul 16th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@chantalclaret and we can't forget, the immortal classic..."Mo' Money"4:33 AM Jul 16th from web in reply to chantalclaret

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A million piggy bucks http://twitpic.com/ahzx64:31 AM Jul 16th from TwitterFon

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@petewentz thats even better! they should let him eat for free at their restaurants or a lifetime supply of r-b for that4:08 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to petewentz

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Alicia Marie Ampersand Way Root Beer RT @Fincey: @mikeyway her middle initial is an ampersand?2:55 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck

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@indecisean oh, you mean "Grand Opening, Grand Closing" ?2:52 AM Jul 16th from web in reply to indecisean

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@ChaunceyCC magic fingers bed? coin slot attached??2:18 AM Jul 16th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

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my wife's initials are A&W...like the root beer! #noshit2:06 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck

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@ultragrrrl homie the clown! Damon wayans, renaissance man1:56 AM Jul 16th from TwitterFon in reply to ultragrrrl

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@rickyftw !?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? jealous8:59 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to rickyftw

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Who else has a birthday coming up? Got that Marlon wayans doll you never wanted for you http://twitpic.com/ag7a97:55 PM Jul 15th from TwitterFon

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Gi Joe cappuccino at 7-11. Military ration flavored http://twitpic.com/ag5it7:41 PM Jul 15th from TwitterFon

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@Jayreason i'm guessing reading that article is better than watching Terminator Salvation7:23 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

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@EvilLittleClown Soylent Green.........is people!!!!!7:22 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@EvilLittleClown nobody thought about what would happen once they get the taste of human flesh i bet!7:15 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Mr Raymond Toro!!!!! dearest friend, family man, and patriot. everyone hit him up @raytoro and spread the love7:13 PM Jul 15th from web

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rise of the machines RT @Jayreason: Curious about: "Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies" ( http://bit.ly/cz7V3 )7:05 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck

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History channel is telling me about the invisibility ray the government is making. And what if spies are watching?!9:08 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFon

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Fakes, phoneys and charlatans RT @xio_mcr: @mikeyway hey mikey! do you have facebook ? or all are a fakes ?9:05 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFon

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patiently waiting for a California Raisins comeback tour7:34 AM Jul 15th from web

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@JonRivera three words: two of those being the same word and ending in Binks7:24 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFon in reply to JonRivera

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Thats coming in the new patch RT @theshivers: @mikeyway at least the iphone doesn't breathe on your neck?5:49 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFon

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@BrittBizarre you can turn it off? Best news ever5:48 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFon in reply to BrittBizarre

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Having auto-correct on iPhone is like having a know-it-all friend, whos rarely ever correct, reading over your shoulder5:45 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFon

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@petewentz hahah i'll be the dude blowing on the rape-whistle2:48 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to petewentz

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@petewentz the iron shiek is #myinvisiblefriend, and he's just wasted calling me an asshole1:58 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to petewentz

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@indecisean oh man! i didn't know that! "DOH!"1:07 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to indecisean

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@ChaunceyCC i got a suprise for you! very nutritious and sinful12:52 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC

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@perfectdenial good point!!12:50 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to perfectdenial

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my account is verified as fuck! all fake me's can go kick rocks12:43 AM Jul 15th from web

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@Jayreason hahaha i'm gonna see it at some point too. not gonna lie12:40 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to Jayreason

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Probably better off just buying this and pretending its "the movie" http://bit.ly/179o4s12:38 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck

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@IanGonzales "USA numbah 1....hulk hooligan pahtooie!!!! i break your fuckin back"12:26 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to IanGonzales

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@CupcakeAsh ginger snappy: adj; to emulate the flavor and/or shape of a ginger snap12:15 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to CupcakeAsh

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@themisse hmmm, i'll see if my Boba Fett costume is back from the galactic dry cleaners12:10 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to themisse

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@spiteface Jim brunzell, i break you fuckin back http://twitpic.com/ad9pw12:00 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck

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If you go to Harry Potter dressed like Tim from Books of Magic, you'll be properly dressed11:24 PM Jul 14th from web

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@JonRivera the other founding member of team-hardcore is now on twitter @GeorgeCollazo!11:29 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to JonRivera

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@Gofackadawg team-awesome10:35 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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@EvilLittleClown i love their Less Than Zero jam a hell of a lot9:49 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@themisse the harry potter folk should have you on payroll by now!9:44 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to themisse

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@jdespirito i failed my roll! it's still monday9:40 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to jdespirito

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roll 1d12 saving throw VS monday8:14 PM Jul 13th from web

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Monday http://bit.ly/ZqCqw8:13 PM Jul 13th from web


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@Gabagool that happens to me all the time! I'm a sucker for that store though
Trad:Mi succede anche a me tutto il tempo! Sono fottuto per quel punteggio (?)

# @gurj they have razzle-berry here in japan, nowhere near as sinfully deliciousabout 7 hours ago from web in reply to gurj

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@angiegogo we can start a yahtzee/uno league. Like bridge-clubabout 7 hours ago from web in reply to angiegogo

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@charliesaxton yea dude, three earthquakes! i saw the reaper checking his watch outside my windowabout 7 hours ago from web in reply to charliesaxton

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@sarahdope fuck yea!!!!! cannot waitabout 7 hours ago from web in reply to sarahdope

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@koreantomcruise heading back today, we shall resume the hijinx shortly!about 7 hours ago from web in reply to koreantomcruise

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i miss my fuckin' friends!!!!!! on the way back to the u-s of aabout 7 hours ago from web

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@GabrielSaporta g-saporta, i miss you manabout 7 hours ago from web in reply to GabrielSaporta

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@andygreenwald i miss you dude, we need an "ultimate team-up" soon.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to andygreenwald

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So i keep hearing that Gi Joe didn't suck!!!! wtf man!!!! (sizing up foot for mouth)about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck

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@EvilLittleClown i couldn't tell, they were traveling at the "speed of fright"about 19 hours ago from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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someone legit "tokyo drfit"ed past me, whilst i was in tokyo. How fuckin' cool is thatabout 20 hours ago from TweetDeck

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@matdevineslife fuck yea! mat devine on the mo'fuckin twitter! welcome to the bbq good sir!8:59 AM Aug 12th from web in reply to matdevineslife

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@XThe_Happy_EmoX only you can change that!!! power to the people8:51 AM Aug 12th from web in reply to XThe_Happy_EmoX

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bahahahahahahahha RT http://bit.ly/1ae69A @mikeyway @sarahdope OH MY ACTUAL GOD! Watch this right fucking now!!!!!8:50 AM Aug 12th from web

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Happiest of Birthdays to my good buddy @jimlee00 "the man, the myth , the iron liver, the legend"8:36 AM Aug 12th from web

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pretty sure i never want to leave Japan http://twitpic.com/dhrdv1:19 PM Aug 11th from TweetDeck

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it looks like i got electrocuted!!! zap RT @VindictiveEvil: http://twitpic.com/dhr55 -1:16 PM Aug 11th from TweetDeck

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@Gofackadawg "unavailable in your country"...i'll have to hum it to myself1:13 PM Aug 11th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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frankie found this same shirt WITH sleeves, thrift store/tokyo http://twitpic.com/dhquo1:09 PM Aug 11th from TweetDeck

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HAHA! your right RT @PumpkinPeazy: @mikeyway But then you wouldn't know My Chemical Romance was your band1:07 PM Aug 11th from TweetDeck

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if you would have showed me this pic when i was 14, i would have had a heart attack http://twitpic.com/dhqgk1:00 PM Aug 11th from TweetDeck

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Arigato! http://twitpic.com/dhq4j12:54 PM Aug 11th from TweetDeck

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pretty fucking frightening!!! RT @MCRIsAPleasure: @mikeyway how was the earthquake?12:51 PM Aug 11th from TweetDeck

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@CupcakeAsh wait till you see what we got you!10:33 AM Aug 11th from web in reply to CupcakeAsh

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@JoelMadden you and bob should go riding, he just got one of those too! it kinda fuckin rules10:32 AM Aug 11th from web in reply to JoelMadden

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@Gofackadawg scariest shit ever: waking up to your hotel shaking. hahahaha10:30 AM Aug 11th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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http://bit.ly/QINsO new WoW races. Worgen FTW. still haven't played in 6 months10:27 AM Aug 11th from web

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@Gofackadawg feels good to step back for a minute. You gotta come to japan with us next time dude10:24 AM Aug 11th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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i would love to personally high five everyone who bought my shirt...maybe we can print more?10:22 AM Aug 11th from web

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"robble robble"10:21 AM Aug 11th from web

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@xotrousdale POWERSLAVE!!!!!!!!11:19 AM Aug 10th from web in reply to xotrousdale

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took a twitt-cation,...it kinda has that new car smell again11:08 AM Aug 10th from web

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@koreantomcruise hahahaha. It's probably is super advanced and has an led screen on it. I bet it dances too9:28 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to koreantomcruise

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@EvilLittleClown you just have to watch out for deadly L@Lz!9:22 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@koreantomcruise be safe in your travels too buddy. We will resume hijinx when I get back8:49 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to koreantomcruise

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Shark week spoiler alert: Sharks are really fuckin dangerous!8:29 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon

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@Jayreason dude, like when Bobby heenan or mr fuji had to win a match. That's fuckin nuts8:25 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to Jayreason

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Detention! RT @santinikki91: @mikeyway haha my phone went off in class when I got your twitter LMFAO!8:13 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon

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@seriouscreep i'm sure the devil lock will come back someday, it's hidden in that mop somewhere8:12 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to seriouscreep

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Awww shit! Here comes the breakdown! http://twitpic.com/cn9ax8:09 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon

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On the way to the land of the rising FUN! Is that 60 foot gundam still up?7:03 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon

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To clarify, before RT @bRnDa_MCR: @mikeyway really? before or after roxy's show? hahaha (i mean the haircut)7:00 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon

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I just got one! So demanding RT @ttaradactle: @mikeyway im thinking someone needs a haircut, mikey. ;D6:50 PM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon

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@EddieBackSunday Eddie! I miss you dude, send my love to Nicky and the munchkins5:57 AM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to EddieBackSunday

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You guys sure kicked my ass! My neck is fuckin jacked from the rock.2:41 AM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon

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Bahaha! RT @Joshmadden: http://twitpic.com/cjwxe Hey@mikeyway my buddy is looking for work, real nice guy,super hard worker,really on point12:59 AM Aug 3rd from TwitterFon

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Roll call: #mcrroxy part II http://twitpic.com/cgj5o3:34 AM Aug 2nd from TwitterFon

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Here goes nothin'!!!6:27 AM Aug 1st from TwitterFon

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@petewentz we'll have our first fruit brute practice after summer sonic/blink ends. I'll bring the zima!5:22 AM Aug 1st from TwitterFon in reply to petewentz

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where are they now: flowbee edition4:08 AM Aug 1st from TwitterFon

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@lynzway eff yea! You should play a song with us sis3:34 AM Aug 1st from TwitterFon in reply to lynzway

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Guy walks into a bar, and yells "ouch! I think i broke my nose" (rimshot)ill be here all week RT @Melu_mcr: @mikeyway please make me laugh..11:20 PM Jul 31st from TwitterFon

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@ChaunceyCC yea, people who correct spelling/grammar should kick rocks! Huge pet peeve11:17 PM Jul 31st from TwitterFon in reply to ChaunceyCC

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@seriouscreep castle boofenstein! Psyched to see you11:14 PM Jul 31st from TwitterFon in reply to seriouscreep

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Roll call: #mcrroxy10:49 PM Jul 31st from TwitterFon

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@charliesaxton fuck yea dude, hope they got roof insurance10:18 PM Jul 31st from TwitterFon in reply to charliesaxton

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@ScottAllie right on! Glad I could be of service! Great to see you as always, thanks for taking care of me in sd9:44 PM Jul 31st from TwitterFon in reply to ScottAllie

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From the sound of practice last night, tonight shall we legendary. I miss you crazy fuckers! Let's do this9:39 PM Jul 31st from TwitterFon

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You know what they do to guys like us at rehearsals.4:04 AM Jul 31st from TwitterFon

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@NDeStefano excelsior!!!!!!! MMM!!!!!!!!!! marvel no prize2:46 AM Jul 31st from web in reply to NDeStefano

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@sarahdope iflub!!!10:52 PM Jul 30th from TwitterFon in reply to sarahdope

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AMEN ! huck finn is the only dude who should ever wear capri pants RT @koreantomcruise: @mikeyway not as useless as capri pants7:59 PM Jul 30th from TwitterFon

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Button fly jeans are pretty fuckin useless7:36 PM Jul 30th from TwitterFon

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@jonrivera do Martians have two sexes like we do?9:45 AM Jul 30th from TwitterFon

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@alex_saavedra holy shit! Reality tv is.....fake?!?!!?6:51 AM Jul 30th from TwitterFon in reply to alex_saavedra

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Piggy loves her ugly doll http://twitpic.com/c3pla6:33 AM Jul 30th from TwitterFon

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@EvilLittleClown hahah it's all that fiber!!6:30 AM Jul 30th from TwitterFon in reply to EvilLittleClown

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Does anyone else get wicked anxiety watching these repo man reality shows? Shits tense!6:26 AM Jul 30th from TwitterFon

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Interesting! Let me sleep on it RT @dablues61: @mikeyway I would give my husband's left nut to see you guys at The Roxy - interested? lol3:38 AM Jul 30th from TwitterFon

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"brain games......is now....over"2:49 AM Jul 30th from TwitterFon

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Patience! RT @hersheyfreak93: @mikeyway I think its bullshit that I cant be a member on MCR.com b/c I didnt get an invite. fuck that shit.10:22 PM Jul 29th from TwitterFon

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@Gofackadawg if we can get her earmuffs for her gigantic cranium , fuck yea10:12 PM Jul 29th from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg

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My apologies to anyone that didn't get tickets to the roxy shows. Kroq will be giving away tickets the rest of the week however.10:01 PM Jul 29th from TwitterFon

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I take it back, it's just a sticker. No legal tender was injured for this bootleg mcr merch7:34 AM Jul 29th from TwitterFon

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@deathoftheparty we need Buckley bucks!7:28 AM Jul 29th from TwitterFon in reply to deathoftheparty

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This might be illegal , but it is kind of funny RT @Beccapoo: @mikeyway dude have you seen this? XD http://tinyurl.com/lfl2tt7:26 AM Jul 29th from TwitterFon

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@benjaminmadden hahah! I always wanted a college nickname, like booger , styles or chud6:03 AM Jul 29th from TwitterFon in reply to benjaminmadden

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The landshark from the Huey Lewis video has his own beer now!5:40 AM Jul 29th from TwitterFon

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Allegra worked like a charm, but it makes you feel like your on cheap speed. Vroom vroom3:54 AM Jul 29th from TwitterFon

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@Gofackadawg everytime a bell rings, a piglet gets her wings12:19 AM Jul 29th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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if i were a pro wrestler, my finishing move would be the atomic axe-handle blow off the top turnbuckle like randy savage12:18 AM Jul 29th from web

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so what's everybody's favorite allergy medicine? mother nature continues to smite me and i need pointers10:30 PM Jul 28th from web

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@brandonsaller hahahaha. I'm gonna install lojack in my wallet10:30 PM Jul 28th from web in reply to brandonsaller

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RT @JonRivera: Finally had Pinkberry, it's delicious, but eerily familiar... http://bit.ly/1r8tk910:23 PM Jul 28th from TweetDeck

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@BloodzillaBilly yes, let's expand on that minute. Hit me up when your free duder. Great seeing you10:27 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon in reply to BloodzillaBilly

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I love when you can't find your wallet, ...and then you find your wallet10:22 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon

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DAWEEEEEEEEEES! http://twitpic.com/bwq4a10:21 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon

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@KarriXLin hahahaha need2:40 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon in reply to KarriXLin

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@benjaminmadden hahah I'll wear my snuggie and be the village elder. "consult the bones!"2:39 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon in reply to benjaminmadden

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Mychemicalromance.com is leveling up!2:08 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon

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@mattg00d but it had that sick ramones song in it!1:49 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon in reply to mattg00d

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Jaws 4 seems to be winning. Aka demon shark1:48 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon

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Which movie is the worst? Jaws 4, troll 2 or the room1:39 AM Jul 28th from TwitterFon

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@NDeStefano "Whu-whu wing damage!!!!!" ....."this is whoreable"9:47 PM Jul 27th from web in reply to NDeStefano

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@petewentz hahaha! You fuckin rule. My most favorite of sugary treats!!!8:14 PM Jul 27th from TwitterFon in reply to petewentz

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4011...bananas (a singular tear) RT @ameliaindira: @mikeyway what's the code? Lol4:48 AM Jul 27th from TwitterFon

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@JoelMadden I pushed shopping carts at the a&p! I also was known to stock produce on occasion. I remember the code for bananas4:38 AM Jul 27th from TwitterFon in reply to JoelMadden

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Sdcc: the aftermath http://twitpic.com/brdwe1:32 AM Jul 27th from TwitterFon

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@angiegogo yahtzeeeeeeeee9:29 PM Jul 26th from TwitterFon in reply to angiegogo

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@JoelMadden much love homie! You killed it, the crowd was on fire9:28 PM Jul 26th from TwitterFon in reply to JoelMadden

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RT @ScottAllie: Just announced Gerard's new book Killjoys. T shirts on sale at DH booth. Buttons for free.8:48 PM Jul 25th from TwitterFon

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@Katleavixen I prefer 8 over 7 as well! I thought I was alone on that2:26 AM Jul 24th from TwitterFon in reply to Katleavixen

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@Jayreason holy shit! i didn't know there was a sequel to Leprachaun in the Hood! this changes everything12:38 AM Jul 24th from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

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@mindywhite after he ripped that bong, he went to space! http://twitpic.com/bdi3d12:07 AM Jul 24th from TweetDeck in reply to mindywhite

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@Jayreason i always wanted a Barth Burger, regardless of it's toxic nature12:04 AM Jul 24th from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason

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Moment of silence, "daaaahhhhh' i heard that!" http://bit.ly/2WGqUJ11:59 PM Jul 23rd from TweetDeck

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#mcrmyBR is gaining on the comic con! viva Brazil10:54 PM Jul 23rd from web

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http://www.thespeedgamers.com/ these dudes are 141 hours into their final fantasy marathon. fuck10:22 PM Jul 23rd from web

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@jimlee00 me and gee just L@Led out loud when we saw this! hahahahahhahahahahah10:05 PM Jul 23rd from web in reply to jimlee00

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@Jayreason makes that outing look like Gone With The Wind. This thing looks like a 7th grade art project. You gotta see it9:49 PM Jul 23rd from web in reply to Jayreason

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This is as bad, if not worse than you could imagine http://twitpic.com/bcy3d9:47 PM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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From @franklero 's mysterious "red" period http://twitpic.com/bcxfu9:43 PM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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@billbeckett dude, how was six flags jersey yesterday? did you guys tear it up? that superman coaster is fuckin nuts9:34 PM Jul 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to billbeckett

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whoa, what's #mcrmyBR ?9:30 PM Jul 23rd from web

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@benjaminmadden save the clock tower! It is our "density"!8:35 PM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon in reply to benjaminmadden

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@Homage alternate timeline tweeting is possible, I just haven't figured it out yet!9:56 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon in reply to Homage

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To clarify, I just tweeted from the past9:51 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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"our record release show was sick! Thanks to all my friends that came! Sure wish I didn't drink that bottle of vodka" #quantumtweet9:48 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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@chantalclaret oh shit, you already made that pun? My bad!9:25 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon in reply to chantalclaret

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@chantalclaret your industrial band MOURNINGWOOD #1stdraftbandnames8:59 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon in reply to chantalclaret

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RT @acerofspades: @MikeyWay http://imcrd.net/ Theres actually a really really awesome website for #IMCRD8:44 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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@indeciSEAN doh! I forgot!8:24 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon in reply to indeciSEAN

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RT @gianamari: @mikeyway there you go, imcrd --> http://wiki.fuse.tv/page/MC...8:23 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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Ok, apparently July 23rd is international mcr day? Does anyone have any backstory on this?7:39 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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I'm confused, I keep getting messages saying it's mcr day?7:36 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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"robble robble"7:31 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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@deathoftheparty how come the Brawny dude doesn't get his own dating sim?7:30 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon in reply to deathoftheparty

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@Jayreason thats reassuring. I heard they pulled some gnarly shit on poor Stevie when he had to get the operation. BEEFSVILLE USA6:51 AM Jul 23rd from web in reply to Jayreason

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Steve Perry is a trending topic, will someone get that dude back in Journey already?6:47 AM Jul 23rd from web

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@Jayreason yea what the eff!? So over that shit6:01 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon in reply to Jayreason

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Yea, I've been blocking them like 3 times a day for the past few months, OVER IT5:47 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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This completely batshit insane person keeps making new accounts, how do we get her permanently banned? @bonita_elba00:5:41 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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MWSOTD: RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE http://bit.ly/21pih5:07 AM Jul 23rd from web

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@EvilLittleClown JUG BAND!!!! http://bit.ly/21pih5:04 AM Jul 23rd from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

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@deathoftheparty hahahhah your right! and a very important front-man in alternative rock was secretly in that band3:44 AM Jul 23rd from web in reply to deathoftheparty

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@mishelleorama eagle eyes, That's exactly it2:55 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon in reply to mishelleorama

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RT @inkandchaos: @mikeyway dude, I have been personally Touched By Frehley's Vomit #1stdraftbandnames2:47 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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Frehley's Vomit #1stdraftbandnames2:39 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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The least fun thing you can possibly get at the 'bucks. http://twitpic.com/b9wyk2:36 AM Jul 23rd from TwitterFon

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Van Damme/Raul Julia Street Fighter >>>>>> legend of chun li2:04 AM Jul 23rd from web

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@Gofackadawg i heard she's doing a signing! i hope she remembers all the little people11:52 PM Jul 22nd from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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@imblind your probably the one one who picked up on that Jay-Z reference10:33 PM Jul 22nd from web in reply to imblind

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bahahaha !!!!! RT @ChristopherDXS: @mikeyway https://i104.photobucket.com...9:53 PM Jul 22nd from TweetDeck

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@johnnyboyuk roger roger, i shall get on it9:50 PM Jul 22nd from web in reply to johnnyboyuk

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@benjaminmadden hahahah wink wink nudge nudge9:48 PM Jul 22nd from web in reply to benjaminmadden

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@benjaminmadden you were right, i'm pretty sure that whole airline sucks. very rude. tried to go through my text messages once at security9:45 PM Jul 22nd from web in reply to benjaminmadden

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@mattgalle hey could you check on the availability of The Max Rebo Band Or Gem and the Holograms for the fall, thanks8:46 PM Jul 22nd from TwitterFon

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That last tweet was Piglet demoing the iPhone. She says she needs to get used to the lack of keyboard.8:33 PM Jul 22nd from TwitterFon

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F:5:14 PM Jul 22nd from TwitterFon

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best realtor ever @sherlockofhomes2:57 AM Jul 22nd from web

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@bigwormy i'm in your boat now dude, i haven't played WoW in months. I miss it like whoa2:32 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to bigwormy

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@Gofackadawg chances of it being made weird, 172 %1:10 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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Me and this dude need to form a guild http://bit.ly/EuLOd1:01 AM Jul 22nd from TweetDeck

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the only disco i endorse http://twitpic.com/b5f6s12:30 AM Jul 22nd from TweetDeck

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@benjaminmadden hahah Lets do it! We can call ourselves "Tuff E Nuff". Welcome to the twitterverse btw11:33 PM Jul 21st from TwitterFon in reply to benjaminmadden

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RT @spiteface: if you have an iphone, download the "medscape" drug app and give it a good rating if you like it. RT please.10:31 PM Jul 21st from TweetDeck

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It's 98 degrees in Los Angeles! Makes me want to form a boy band8:15 PM Jul 21st from TwitterFon

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@redpatterndress he is a fine gem of a man! I'll see what I can do10:06 AM Jul 21st from TwitterFon in reply to redpatterndress

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@FSEANCC I'm sorry about Saturday! I'll make it up to you guys10:02 AM Jul 21st from TwitterFon in reply to FSEANCC

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@angiegogo the economy sucks, they got the pink slip!8:40 AM Jul 21st from TwitterFon in reply to angiegogo

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Ripleys believe it or Not: MCR's secret headquarters is in the giant WB back lot water-tower previously inhabited by the Animaniacs.8:15 AM Jul 21st from TwitterFon

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Received a TV from the future. It plays TV shows from the future as well. The Office reunion special is on7:57 AM Jul 21st from TwitterFon

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The previous pocket tweet was brought to you by carls junior and Johnson & Johnson6:11 AM Jul 21st from TwitterFon

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Qw5:41 AM Jul 21st from TwitterFon

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"1-up" just flashed around everyone in the room5:11 AM Jul 21st from TwitterFon

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@Gofackadawg i'm gonna get it reprinted really soon, never fear12:23 AM Jul 21st from web in reply to Gofackadawg

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Bork x3 http://twitpic.com/b1acv10:31 PM Jul 20th from TwitterFon

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RT @JonRivera: Here is a preview of the new Brickston story Enjoy! http://www.brickstonscooter...7:51 PM Jul 20th from TwitterFon


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Gee way makes his triumphant return to the twitter! Light it up motherfuckers RT @gerardway: hows everyone been?7:56 AM Aug 14th from TwitterFon

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@Geoker nostril-domus!7:51 AM Aug 14th from TwitterFon in reply to Geoker

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Winston's present from my trip, I think he's gonna be amped! http://twitpic.com/dtomh7:33 AM Aug 14th from TwitterFon

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@EvilLittleClown this could spawn cool whip graphiti artists AND fetish clubs6:41 AM Aug 14th from TwitterFon in reply to EvilLittleClown

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Mind in gutter, that's all I need to say http://twitpic.com/dtgab6:15 AM Aug 14th from TwitterFon


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Should absolutely be on a bumper sticker for the jersey shore RT @sarahdope: "a vot of shodka"8:12 AM Aug 14th from TwitterFon
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Dovrebbe essere assolutamente un vignetta paraurti per la spiaggia(?) del new jersey

Ora c'è

Should absolutely be on a bumper sticker for the jersey shore RT @sarahdope: "a vot of shodka"11:12 PM Aug 13th from TwitterFon


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# @mammacaz holy shit, did you run into harry and ron at the fest???? thats huge12:44 PM Sep 2nd from web in reply to mammacaz
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http://bit.ly/11XG3212:27 PM Sep 2nd from web
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@MagentaMudd k2:02 AM Sep 2nd from TwitterFon
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@Franklero Tasmanian devil & tweety bird with backwards clothes and hats, on the skin forever8:03 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon in reply to Franklero
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@Jayreason yea, exactly! win/win4:35 PM Aug 31st from web in reply to Jayreason
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Much like the terminator, he'll be back RT @shelovesdjinn: @mikeyway: How about a respite...what say you regarding Noel leaving Oasis4:33 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon
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It's a Disney/marvel mosh pit on Twitter. People are losing their minds4:30 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon
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@themisse fuck yea, you know they weren't losing sleep on oscar night4:12 PM Aug 31st from web in reply to themisse
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MAXIMUM lols RT @Jayreason: I feel like @mikeyway would really dig this http://is.gd/2K8v14:02 PM Aug 31st from TweetDeck
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@petewentz hahaha gingerbread latte is the mortal enemy of the pumpkin spice latte. Superman/lex luthor type shit4:01 PM Aug 31st from web in reply to petewentz
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http://twitpic.com/g0qmf3:31 PM Aug 31st from TweetDeck
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@petewentz they broke "street date" on the syrup for me, tell them to cut the shit and give it up!3:18 PM Aug 31st from web in reply to petewentz
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@ChaunceyCC that's the best, as a kid it is THE absolute goal to see just how late you can stay up3:06 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon in reply to ChaunceyCC
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@rickyftw @koreantomcruise I always knew donald was somehow involved in the Weapon X project3:04 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon in reply to rickyftw
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@ChaunceyCC hahaa this tweet made me and gee laugh for ten minutes. Amazing2:29 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon in reply to ChaunceyCC
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"when I was in Italy? Fruit was crazy"2:18 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon
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Worst shit ever: jokingly pretending to lick some and then accidently licking it..2:15 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon
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All you hear is a faint clicking in your head before the albino sperm whale attacks!12:46 PM Aug 31st from TwitterFon
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The new "sy fy" channel logo looks like it's a lemon/lime soda or shampoo9:28 PM Aug 30th from TwitterFon
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@ChristopherDXS tis a bold claim! a question like that would break twitter as we know it in half3:53 PM Aug 30th from web in reply to ChristopherDXS
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@EddieBackSunday our paranormal investigation agency is gonna smash the competition !9:41 PM Aug 29th from TwitterFon in reply to EddieBackSunday
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@petewentz hahahah! I think as a kid I was more excited about that 3d jaws! And martys sweet vest9:24 PM Aug 29th from TwitterFon in reply to petewentz
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it's almost 2010, and STILL no fuckin hoverboard http://twitpic.com/ft07r8:50 PM Aug 29th from TweetDeck
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@koreantomcruise you know I'll be ghost-ridin the pig, thizzin it7:42 PM Aug 29th from TwitterFon in reply to koreantomcruise
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@dougsleeping whooooa! Doug! Small world for real! How the heck are you!?6:33 PM Aug 29th from TwitterFon in reply to dougsleeping
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@vasilislolos hahaha zing10:29 PM Aug 28th from TwitterFon in reply to vasilislolos
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HAHAH! boldly going RT @EvilLittleClown: @mikeyway An arts and craft project for you and Piglet. http://twitpic.com/fo3i410:16 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
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Amen! RT @matdevineslife: Does anyone else remember being obsessed with Suede???? http://bit.ly/PVWG110:07 PM Aug 28th from TwitterFon
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WANT + NEED = OWN RT @vasilislolos: http://bit.ly/30pEW KANEDAAAA! I've been eyeing this 4 evarrrrr8:37 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
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@angiegogo yes @koreantomcruise has a phd in THIZZZZology12:36 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck in reply to angiegogo
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did anyone else know this existed?? http://twitpic.com/flnfu12:29 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
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@gerardway hahahahah thanks for the cd, i definately had to pause a few times because i was "LOLing" so much5:43 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to gerardway
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Sister i'm-ahhhhhh.....http://bit.ly/rVLKB5:41 PM Aug 27th from web
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"Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement"5:17 PM Aug 27th from web
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Congrats to the debiaks once again!! RT @marcdebiak: Baby Watch 2009 update: Samuel Joseph Debiak. 7lbs 13oz. 4:01pm.1:41 PM Aug 27th from TwitterFon
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@Gofackadawg I want to swim in a pool of power aid slush into a French fried waterfall1:16 PM Aug 27th from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg
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@Gabagool holy shit, brings back so many memories. Cinnamon rosen and snowflake bently7:33 PM Aug 26th from TwitterFon in reply to Gabagool
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@alex_saavedra yea, the manwhich was the end game. We need to get "the basket" back together3:40 PM Aug 25th from TwitterFon in reply to alex_saavedra
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Hahahah unreal RT @Jayreason: http://wikipediavspredator.com3:08 PM Aug 25th from TwitterFon
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@alex_saavedra Sir Loin & Little Bo Beef!!!!!!3:02 PM Aug 25th from TwitterFon in reply to alex_saavedra
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Hibernating currently RT @FanJenniTastic: @mikeyway SOTD Mikey where did it go???? xoxo2:13 PM Aug 25th from TwitterFon
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@andygreenwald NASA's sattelite image of me, good grief!2:01 PM Aug 25th from TwitterFon in reply to andygreenwald
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@Gofackadawg the powdered sugar gets everywhere and the service blows1:58 PM Aug 25th from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg
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@karenplusone hahahah that was my bio director's cut! scandalous!1:09 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to karenplusone
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@Gofackadawg a chain letter in disguise!1:00 PM Aug 25th from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg
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@karenplusone your right. I'm losing that edge I barely had12:59 PM Aug 25th from TwitterFon in reply to karenplusone
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correction, social networking websites scare the shit out of me12:34 PM Aug 25th from web
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social networking scares the shit out of me12:32 PM Aug 25th from web
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@Jayreason you find the most incredible shit on the internet dude, seriously12:26 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to Jayreason
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@franklero shitmydadsays!!!3:37 PM Aug 24th from TwitterFon
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@lynzway swaddle-mania!11:23 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to lynzway
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@xryanrussellx @eddiebacksunday watching ghost adventures: Sloss Furnace! gyea11:23 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to xryanrussellx
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@EvilLittleClown "one eyed Willie & the rich stuff" would be a sick pop punk band name3:33 PM Aug 22nd from TwitterFon in reply to EvilLittleClown
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Panera bread is always located next to a party supply store. Must be some secret Freemasons shit3:26 PM Aug 22nd from TwitterFon
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@Franklero dude, when's Boosy gonna team up with Kermit to take on robeef!?3:04 PM Aug 22nd from TwitterFon in reply to Franklero
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@MattGalle thats the one, just order them shits online2:24 PM Aug 22nd from web in reply to MattGalle
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@MattGalle hahahah! i got it. there was no way i was passing on that one. comedy gold!2:15 PM Aug 22nd from web in reply to MattGalle
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@MSI hahahahahahahahhahahaha. I think the same thoughts whenever i see the pyramid of notebooks at the store2:00 PM Aug 22nd from web in reply to MSI
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@angiegogo scattergories might make a surprise appearance! depends how crazy shit gets1:59 PM Aug 22nd from web in reply to angiegogo
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@koreantomcruise is anyone making thizz-face yet?2:37 AM Aug 22nd from TwitterFon in reply to koreantomcruise
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insane RT @rickyftw: everyone follow @shitmydadsays so awesome!8:48 PM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
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@jimlee00 oh man! your gonna wolf-out! Have a sick bachelor party and be safe. Wish i could be there7:21 PM Aug 21st from TweetDeck in reply to jimlee00
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Someone better hold pacman's car keys http://twitpic.com/espqd7:12 PM Aug 21st from TwitterFon
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Hearing this on the radio is like seeing Haley's comet. http://twitpic.com/es0km4:39 PM Aug 21st from TwitterFon
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@Jayreason I bet he wished that he didn't buy that Happy Birthday robot for Paulie shortly thereafter10:23 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason
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@EvilLittleClown it's a mix between your wallet getting stolen and finding out that your kitten died. Arthur sends chills up my spine10:22 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown
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@EvilLittleClown @jayreason http://bit.ly/exUjH ON THE ROCKS! i get the most awful feeling from any of these movies10:16 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown
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@EvilLittleClown happy bday duder!!!4:35 PM Aug 18th from TweetDeck in reply to EvilLittleClown
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Happy Birthday to a true gentleman and scholar, @joshmadden4:35 PM Aug 18th from TweetDeck
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Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my little sis, Ms Frances Bean. everyone send bday wishes @gofackadawg4:29 PM Aug 18th from TweetDeck
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@EddieBackSunday Eddddddddie! i miss you dude. We get to shred soundwave and watch FNM/SDRE. how fuckin cool is that?!3:55 PM Aug 18th from web in reply to EddieBackSunday
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it's a birthday tornado here on twitter today!!!!3:35 PM Aug 18th from web
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uncanny!!! http://twitpic.com/ebq4g10:01 PM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
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@mindywhite I would double check on the freshness of those donuts. You might catch a parasite!9:41 PM Aug 17th from TwitterFon in reply to mindywhite
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few professions allow you to fall asleep at 3pm for no good reason, rock musician and grandparent being the two most noteable5:51 PM Aug 17th from web
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@petewentz no south detroit!!?!?! what the fuck is a city-boy to do now1:46 PM Aug 17th from web in reply to petewentz
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@charliesaxton hahah,i can see that for sure, especially with the new hair. You have my vote! they better not fuck it up and make audrey cgi1:42 PM Aug 17th from web in reply to charliesaxton
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@EvilLittleClown i like those odds!!!!!8:59 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown
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@johnnyboyuk it's all part of the master plan8:52 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to johnnyboyuk
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@EvilLittleClown the lost episodes??8:51 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown
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@johnnyboyuk yea, no BLUR or Pulp damnit!8:49 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to johnnyboyuk
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@gerardway gee whizzzzle!8:48 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to gerardway
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@Jayreason i've been having similar conflicts. How are all the new patches?8:44 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck in reply to Jayreason
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Soundwave lineup = pretty unstoppable http://twitpic.com/e8suq8:43 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
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@EvilLittleClown damn sexy flanders!8:41 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to EvilLittleClown
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@Jayreason Blizzard is doing their best to try and ruin my life! btwn that and Diablo 3, those fuckers8:37 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to Jayreason
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they are hanging from the rafters at MSG RT @shotgunSINNERx: i want to buy @mikeyway 's amazing goth boots . the strappy black ones .8:34 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
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@sarahdope lag-saurus-rex8:31 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to sarahdope
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@ChaunceyCC it's a tidal WAY-ve!....(crickets)8:29 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC
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@ultragrrrl must....maximize ...cereal knowledge8:27 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to ultragrrrl
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@ChaunceyCC GRIZZZZZZNACK8:10 AM Aug 17th from web in reply to ChaunceyCC
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http://bit.ly/10Ol8o8:09 AM Aug 17th from web
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@gerardway Whu-whu wing damage!6:09 PM Aug 15th from TwitterFon
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@eatchildrenz "use keys to unlock doors" http://twitpic.com/e2aqf6:07 PM Aug 15th from TwitterFon
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@GabrielSaporta cobra starship/ razzleberry REMIX!6:00 PM Aug 15th from TwitterFon in reply to GabrielSaporta

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@Gofackadawg mush http://twitpic.com/gdhf0about 8 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg

Trad. (vedendo la foto non si capisce se con mush intende pappa o poltiglia)

# RT @jimlee00: http://znl.me/AW7PZ Happily married-thanks for all the incredible well wishes!about 6 hours ago from TwitterFon

# @koreantomcruise still blows my mind, 10 years ahead of it's timeabout 6 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to koreantomcruise

# @brandonsaller we should start a support groupabout 6 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to brandonsaller

# @EvilLittleClown oh yea! they had jersey accents and called her "mahhhhhh-gery". so ahead of its timeabout 11 hours ago from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# there's a legion of grown-assed men that still listen to "through being cool" on a regular basis. including this dudeabout 11 hours ago from web

# @EvilLittleClown hahahaha im "nostril-domus" for sureabout 11 hours ago from web in reply to EvilLittleClown

# A HUGE congratulations out to my dear friend mr @jimlee00 and his bride @joke2far for their wondrous wedding adventure todayabout 13 hours ago from web

# @Gofackadawg http://bit.ly/AIYtWabout 13 hours ago from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# The trash heap....has spokenabout 14 hours ago from TwitterFon

# oh sherry http://bit.ly/xDk7rabout 16 hours ago from web

# help the aged http://bit.ly/W6wZMabout 16 hours ago from web

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@marcdebiak you gotta be careful when conjuring up that one. It's a pandora's box of the mottsabout 6 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to marcdebiak
Trad:@marcdebiak devi fare attenzione quando lo evochi.è il vaso di pandora di mottsabout (quello di mot ? )

# updating software/firmware is like getting kicked where the bathing suit coversabout 3 hours ago from web

# @MattRubanoTBS thank you Mr Rubano! welcome to twitterdom!about 4 hours ago from web in reply to MattRubanoTBS

# @GabrielSaporta hahahaha just threw up in my mouth a little. Amazing10:04 PM Sep 8th from TwitterFon in reply to GabrielSaporta

# @alex_saavedra fuck! Did the ghost of eyeball bbqs past show up and take you through a highlight reel??10:03 PM Sep 8th from TwitterFon in reply to alex_saavedra

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uncanny!!! RT @koreantomcruise: Ladies and gentlemen, @aliciaway is a genius with the modeling clay. http://mypict.me/AvPfabout 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
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RT koreantomcruise: Signore e signori, @ aliciaway è un genio con la creta di modellazione.
(foto: http://mypict.me/show.php?id=AvPf )

i love you guys! thank you for all of the bday wishes. I am one lucky fuckin dudeabout 9 hours ago from web
Trad:Vi amo ragazzi!Grazie a tutti voi per gli auguri di buon compleanno.Sono un tipo fottutamente fortunato.

unreal http://twitpic.com/h8zllabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
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(immagine: [la sua torta *_*] http://twitpic.com/h8zll )

# yup http://twitpic.com/hi8x2about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck

# @dubin i think it's the crippling salt content that keeps those scarce. They are sinfully delicious howeverabout 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dubin

# @jasondebiak send my love to single F jeff! Wish i could be there drinking wine spritzersabout 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasondebiak

# @angiegogo why thank you! my account needed a new coat of waxabout 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to angiegogo

# @iheartmissy that's what happens when you download kiddie porn boys and girls, someone rips off your song!about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to iheartmissy

# @GabrielSaporta good luck at the VMAs kemosabe! you guys got this shitabout 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to GabrielSaporta

# @mattg00d just when you think it's about to change, nope! Bahahaha4:44 AM Sep 12th from TwitterFon in reply to mattg00d

# @koreantomcruise hahahaha bonus points if you make it all the way through that one.4:39 AM Sep 12th from TweetDeck in reply to koreantomcruise

# exactly http://bit.ly/4voUQ04:17 AM Sep 12th from TweetDeck

# @Gofackadawg http://bit.ly/3UkywZ3:42 AM Sep 12th from web in reply to Gofackadawg

# thank you guys!!!!! RT @MCRMYGO_: RT #mikeywatchthevideo @ultragrrrl @mikeyway this is so cute. http://bit.ly/6okWx !3:35 AM Sep 12th from TweetDeck

# @lynzway i smell cover-up. "They Live" type shit3:23 AM Sep 12th from TweetDeck in reply to lynzway

# @ChaunceyCC hahahahhaha leathery orange herman munster is now burnt into my dream-state3:21 AM Sep 12th from TweetDeck in reply to ChaunceyCC

# imagine the world we would live in if the Munsters had been in color3:00 AM Sep 12th from web


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http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf about 9 hours ago from web

@spiteface hahahhaah he calls jim brunzell and ultimate warrior a "faggot" about 600 timesabout 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to spiteface
Trad: hahahaahah ha chiamato
jim brunzell e ultimate warrior "faggot"(finocchio) circa 600 volte

# Poor dude RT @claudiacolin: lolz there is this teacher at my skool his name is Harry Coxabout 10 hours ago from TweetDeck

# @Jayreason you would have to put a revolver to my head to get me to try that,.....so fuckin grossabout 10 hours ago from web in reply to Jayreason

# wow RT @EvilLittleClown: @mikeyway @jayreason @chaunceycc I really have no idea how to explain this one. http://bit.ly/LSPgIabout 10 hours ago from TweetDeck

# @chantalclaret that rules! as much as i love them, that doesn't shock meabout 10 hours ago from web in reply to chantalclaret

# PAVEMENT REUNION TOUR...godfather's of volvo-rock , back in action. AMPEDabout 10 hours ago from TweetDeck

# @TimmyCarhart I'm always pissing in people's cornflakes, sorry Tim!about 11 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to TimmyCarhart

# @Gofackadawg gone to that big roadhouse in the sky...rip swayz'about 12 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to Gofackadawg

# @EvilLittleClown hahahahahahah BA bark-arkus ahahahhahahahhaabout 18 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to EvilLittleClown

# @EvilLittleClown holy shit, if you do that to your dog there's a big comfy couch and a man with a clipboard in your futureabout 18 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to EvilLittleClown

# New ETID guys, do it! RT @deathoftheparty: new record cheap as fuck http://bit.ly/jgEZxabout 18 hours ago from TwitterFon

# @rickyftw "don't fuck this one up gradkowski!"7:13 AM Sep 15th from TwitterFon in reply to rickyftw

# To lighten the somber mood, here's piggys giant head http://twitpic.com/hs3n64:23 AM Sep 15th from TwitterFon

# 2009 has it out for everyone...sheesh2:38 AM Sep 15th from TweetDeck

# RT @werebee: @mikeyway Patty is actually Patty Arnquist, the US national Patty Cake champion. She broke records before arthritis set in.12:10 AM Sep 15th from TweetDeck

# A lot of the things we eat are in "patty" form. Who's patty, and what is she up to lately11:45 PM Sep 14th from TwitterFon

# @mattg00d I want to just follow the thing on his face if that's at all possible11:43 PM Sep 14th from TwitterFon in reply to mattg00d

# @dougsleeping I definately have that shirt somewhere in Nj. Solid find, which salvo?10:24 PM Sep 14th from TwitterFon in reply to dougsleeping

# @spiteface @jonrivera pour some faygo for all our fallen juggalos10:02 PM Sep 14th from web in reply to spiteface

# NEW Jams from my friends in atreyu @10:27pmEST -www.myspace.com/atreyurock4:31 AM Sep 14th from TwitterFon


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@chantalclaret AND frankenweenie!about 6 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to chantalclaret
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